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I couldn't help it, the words just fell out my thumbs!
I feel like I need to give a dose of reality to the poor deluded souls that join thinking they'll be drowning in minge moisture and getting wet gusseted knickers launched at them before the week is out.
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once" Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head  | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head "It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand. She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath. Orgies ... the most dangerous games | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games"I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it. Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch! | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch!"don't enter if you freak out about bodily fluids either. Stuff can literally fly around the room. One guys finishing move can be another guys drive by shooting. | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch!"Delightful on both counts. On a similar not. Sat enjoying a drink when the female part of the couple next to us gushed all over our drinks. Hmmm. Question is. Did I get a fresh drink? | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch! don't enter if you freak out about bodily fluids either. Stuff can literally fly around the room. One guys finishing move can be another guys drive by shooting. "
Peown peown peown | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch!
Delightful on both counts.
On a similar not. Sat enjoying a drink when the female part of the couple next to us gushed all over our drinks. Hmmm. Question is. Did I get a fresh drink?"Or even a life raft? | |||
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"*Backs out of thread and looks at the remaining brew with suspicion* "How dark is it? | |||
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"*Backs out of thread and looks at the remaining brew with suspicion*
How dark is it? "It's green | |||
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"*Backs out of thread and looks at the remaining brew with suspicion*
How dark is it?
It's green "Oh thats fine. Unless it started out blue | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch!
Delightful on both counts.
On a similar not. Sat enjoying a drink when the female part of the couple next to us gushed all over our drinks. Hmmm. Question is. Did I get a fresh drink?" | |||
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"At our first club night I seen a guy nearly drown from the lady above him. It was amazing and scary all at once Those jacuzzis can be deadly when someone's got their foot on yer head
It wasn't a jacuzzi!! That I would understand.
She just kept squirting and he couldn't catch a breath.
Orgies ... the most dangerous games
I had a corset ruined by squirt. Reeked of piss the next day strangely enough and I had to sling it.
Orgies.... do not enter if you've got long hair coz some cunt's gonna kneel on it accidentally and pin ya or leave ya with a bald patch!
Delightful on both counts.
On a similar not. Sat enjoying a drink when the female part of the couple next to us gushed all over our drinks. Hmmm. Question is. Did I get a fresh drink?"It became a minge mojito | |||
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