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Supermarket Trollies: A tale of woe

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why is that every bloody time I pick one it either has:

a) At least one jammed wheel or else one that is at the very least, in serious need of some WD-40! This results in me having to heave the unruly bastard around the store as though towing a leg iron.

b) 45 degree (or bloody more!) tracking - Yes, push it straight and watch the bastard thing veer over sharply and crash into the bloody aisle or else a fellow shopping patron (who obviously has a better and more obedient trolly than mine).

I have even observed everyone else around me effortlessly grabbing trollies smoother than a bloody F1 car!

What manner of curse hath been cast upon me?!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can just imagine it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You've clearly upset a witch that had a Saturday job in Tesco.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.

To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if this is why people chuck em in the bloody local river

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.

To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you. "

I shall give this incarnation a go (before the store security expel me from the premises)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Clip on trollies for wheelchairs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do they start off OK and then go off the rails?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Or failing that ..... one that has a wheel that seems to have a bump in it every few yards bloody annoying things at times

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Clip on trollies for wheelchairs "

Sounds you have mastered it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Clip on trollies for wheelchairs

Sounds you have mastered it "

They are awfully temperamental. And one occupies a LOT of space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I can relate to this

NBVN x

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.

To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you. "

Or just use a basket...

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By *aulaBabeTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Unfortunately all supermarket trolleys are that way because of abuse from customers,

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By *aulaBabeTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Unfortunately all supermarket trolleys are that way because of abuse from customers,

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