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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Seeing as there's already a thread for geeky chat ups (which I really like) how about some cheesy ones as well?

Like "Let's play Titanic. When I shout 'iceberg' you go down!"

Or "Is your father a greengrocer? Because you've got lovely melons"

Over to you guys

And have any cheesy lines ever worked on anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights are a stairway to heaven

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By *quinnMan
over a year ago

Limerick

I'm jealous of your heart ... its pumping inside you and I'm not

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By *issChief 200Woman
over a year ago

South West

Ha ha, those are brilliant!

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By *lbinoGorilla OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm jealous of your heart ... its pumping inside you and I'm not

Quality

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

If I was to re arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together looool

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven loool gonna stop before I give myself the giggles

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By *CandBCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

Cheesy chat up lines?

Is it Brie you’re looking for?

You look Gouda enough to eat.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Cheesy chat up lines?

Is it Brie you’re looking for?

You look Gouda enough to eat."

Oh god looool *puts hand to forehead*

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