FabSwingers.com forum: Too busy to post!

By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

I have been soooo busy, meeting film producers, some of you here know that I was the inspiration for THAT book. Anyway, I am in negotiations to be an advisor for the screen play. Don't really care who plays me, but the stumbling block in negotiations is the car, it was never an Audi. The cars in real life were a ford fiesta and a Toyota supra. Apparently, I will have no say over that as it comes down to which manufacturer wants the product placement the most.

Anyway, the rest of the time was spent with one of my dancer friends going on about how great I am over a couple of bottles of champagne at the club she works at. She talks real crap after a few drinks.

More negotiations this week, could go on for years at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knew it was you

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Word got out so there's no point hiding it

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Word got out so there's no point hiding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Word got out so there's no point hiding it"

what a shame

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

I don't mind the attention really, I still have a very vague recollection of the female Involved and obviously it never ended in marriage in real life.

It was a happy ending

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

and the care home you are currently in,hows that working out

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

"and the care home you are currently in,hows that working out

Nurse is strict but I need the discipline, she teases me by deliberately having crooked seams, sets off my OCD?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

just be careful if offered a bedbath and she comes at you with a rubber bulb and a length of hosepipe

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

For a bed bath?

Might as well shove it up me aris for all the good that would do

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"For a bed bath?

Might as well shove it up me aris for all the good that would do"
just dont cough

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hard to cough while biting a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know where you're coming from Pablo, I was the real life inspiration for the Crying Game and got fuck all recognition.

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

That's soldiers for you Jodie

Would never fall for another one

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

fruit and nut

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Don't mind a bit of cadburys

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have been soooo busy, meeting film producers, some of you here know that I was the inspiration for THAT book. Anyway, I am in negotiations to be an advisor for the screen play. Don't really care who plays me, but the stumbling block in negotiations is the car, it was never an Audi. The cars in real life were a ford fiesta and a Toyota supra. Apparently, I will have no say over that as it comes down to which manufacturer wants the product placement the most.

More negotiations this week, could go on for years at this rate"
In other words you have been sleeping?

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sleep forever when your dead baby, now is the time to be a mover and shaker

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

More negotiations this week, could go on for years at this rate"

Did not have you down as somebody who negotiates...

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

I pay agents for that, their people are talking to my people, image rights are a sticking point at the moment

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I pay agents for that, their people are talking to my people, image rights are a sticking point at the moment"
what else do you pay agents for ?

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

They want to make a prequel to THAT book from my point of view, obviously I want to write it myself, so the sex scenes are more tastefully written

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"They want to make a prequel to THAT book from my point of view, obviously I want to write it myself, so the sex scenes are more tastefully written

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Must be interesting to do business with you

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

I am a self confessed primadonna, emphasis is on mad

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I am a self confessed primadonna, emphasis is on mad"
Do you forgive yourself?

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Life's too short to regret past peccadillos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey welcome back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pure nuts

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

"hey welcome back xx"

Sorry, all welcome messages now have to go through my PA

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

pabs pa is on strike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they wanting you to play yourself? I can't imagine anyone like Brad Pitt being able to pull it off quite the same.

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Vetoed Tom cruise, no shorties

And Steven seagal my character uses facial expressions

Clooney and Crowe are still both jumping up and down for the role

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Vetoed Tom cruise, no shorties

And Steven seagal my character uses facial expressions

Clooney and Crowe are still both jumping up and down for the role"
what about the guy that plays victor meldrew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vetoed Tom cruise, no shorties

And Steven seagal my character uses facial expressions

Clooney and Crowe are still both jumping up and down for the rolewhat about the guy that plays victor meldrew?

He'd get my vote over the other ones suggested! Clooney and Crowe are uggghhh

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Vetoed Tom cruise, no shorties

And Steven seagal my character uses facial expressions

Clooney and Crowe are still both jumping up and down for the rolewhat about the guy that plays victor meldrew?

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hehe

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Life's too short to regret past peccadillos"

Or Armadillos

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Are they wanting you to play yourself? I can't imagine anyone like Brad Pitt being able to pull it off quite the same.

I'd quite like to see Brad Pitt pull off Pablo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they wanting you to play yourself? I can't imagine anyone like Brad Pitt being able to pull it off quite the same.

I'd quite like to see Brad Pitt pull off Pablo

Ummm yep that's what I was thinking....

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

For those of you asking about victor meldrew, he is on the shortlist to play me as an older guy in a dream sequence. I am not so sure it will work, he seems too jovial.

Agent emailed me from Hollywood last night, now the Baldwin brothers are jumping up and down.

Alex, Steven and Billy all want to film one book each.

Just said no to travolta too, that new weave looks silly

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

but whose playing anna steele and whoever she is can you slap her wingey whinney ass cos she did my head in

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Several from the adult film industry have expressed an interest

Only stipulation is decent fake breasts and tasteful tattoos

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Agent just sent me an email, Russell brand wants in, I am fuming, who sent him a script?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If Russell is in.... I am out

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Is that your final offer?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Nope

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Agent just sent me an email, Russell brand wants in, I am fuming, who sent him a script?"

Pablo, you misread it, It's Russell Grant

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Haha who could have foretold that one?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

50 Shades of Aries

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

She had a spotty Aries too!

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Damn, it on C4 again

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