FabSwingers.com forum: Ryans Campaign to Ditch The Sky Remote

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am please to announce my new invention - The Doughnomeasurer.

This will hopefully revolutionise the current, outdated male measurement system and introduce a common standard across all of Fabdom.

Sky remotes and Lynx cans will be rendered obsolete and there will be no ambiguity when quoting sizes. e.g "How bigs ya cock Tommy ? "

"I'm a four ringer darlin "

I have posted a prototype pic in my gallery. Patent pending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hahah thats a great pic

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

lol homer simpson would love that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am please to announce my new invention - The Doughnomeasurer.

This will hopefully revolutionise the current, outdated male measurement system and introduce a common standard across all of Fabdom.

Sky remotes and Lynx cans will be rendered obsolete and there will be no ambiguity when quoting sizes. e.g "How bigs ya cock Tommy ? "

"I'm a four ringer darlin "

I have posted a prototype pic in my gallery. Patent pending

i have a similar method of measuring nipple strength and length ...im a 7 CD girl myself .......

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I see what you're saying.....

But it could be an issue if the ladies are more interested in the doughnuts than what they're hanging on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah now the pic without your hand,, watch the doughnuts drop down to 2 haha

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I see what you're saying.....

But it could be an issue if the ladies are more interested in the doughnuts than what they're hanging on

I know, come and nibble me doughnuts

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"yeah now the pic without your hand,, watch the doughnuts drop down to 2 haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's the guidance on donuts to use?

Krispy Kreme? Or those little tubs of mini ones from tesco's?? Lol

Cracking idea - and can be extended for several uses!!

A fun game of 'hoopla' at parties followed by a tasty snack for winners!!

Do see this being open to abuse though - what's to stop you just glueing them together and positioning in front of your average sized boner?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"yeah now the pic without your hand,, watch the doughnuts drop down to 2 haha"

ha ha smarty pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeh.. but are they mini donuts????

do jammy ones work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it's not Krispy Kreme down there !!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Is this to test the theory you cant resist licking your lips when eating a doughnut with sugar on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.

Since I don't have sky!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.

Since I don't have sky!!

oh go on id love that picture!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.

Since I don't have sky!!

oh go on id love that picture!!

Admit it - you just want to nibble the donuts??????

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.

Since I don't have sky!!

I will give you a tip. Dont let them get hot ! I had a hell of a sticky job doing it and they seem to double their weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!! Is a warm custard donut as much fun as a warm apple pie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not interested unless they are the cream filled ones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any hole is a goal

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Love it!! Is a warm custard donut as much fun as a warm apple pie??

I was actually disappointed because i couldn't get a custard one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in asda this morning and they do chocolate rings by the dozen for £2 - might pop in again later and get some.

Since I don't have sky!!

oh go on id love that picture!!

Admit it - you just want to nibble the donuts??????

guilty as charged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this system not open to abuse tho.

The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is this system not open to abuse tho.

The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell

I think that was the bit of info that the blokes were hoping we wouldn't realise

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is this system not open to abuse tho.

The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell

Thats a fair point. Maybe when the official measurement standards are published, I will stipulate that sugar coated cock head must protrude from ring one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this system not open to abuse tho.

The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell

It does they are all are glued together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes the bell end must be clearly visible.

Weeds out the fakes

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By *XimagesCouple
over a year ago

north liverpool

Wonder if anyone who works on a doughnut counter will see this

Will they look impressed and smile if someone orders 10 doughnuts

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is this system not open to abuse tho.

The aformentioned cock may only come half way up the stack and we cant tell

It does they are all are glued together"

ooh your such a cynic

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If those are Krispy Kreme not only are you blessed but also rich

Fancy a shag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes the bell end must be clearly visible.

Weeds out the fakes

What's the rule on squashing donuts together?

Is there a 'minimum donut thickness' requirement?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Yes the bell end must be clearly visible.

Weeds out the fakes

What's the rule on squashing donuts together?

Is there a 'minimum donut thickness' requirement?

Now that is cheating lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol "

I know

whats your next one?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

very nice Ryan but im a three donut girl myself,couldnt possible eat any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"very nice Ryan but im a three donut girl myself,couldnt possible eat any more

but you'd have a bloody good try !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"very nice Ryan but im a three donut girl myself,couldnt possible eat any more

Do you have a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the new pic its too funny lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"very nice Ryan but im a three donut girl myself,couldnt possible eat any more

but you'd have a bloody good try !"
haha well ok then if im pushed mebbe 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol

I know

whats your next one?"

a rose down the end of your cock

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol

I know

whats your next one?

a rose down the end of your cock

Down it

ooh shit thats gotta hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol

I know

whats your next one?

a rose down the end of your cock

Down it

ooh shit thats gotta hurt"

well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Haha ace! I don't know what funnier, the donuts or the McD's bag

Some women on here have very strange requests

yeah but you aim to please and take the requests lol

I know

whats your next one?

a rose down the end of your cock

Down it

ooh shit thats gotta hurt

well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please

Hey I can do that I've got a yellow bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about using those ones that you watch being made?

always nice and piping hot and just rolled in sugar when they hand them over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats your next one?

a rose down the end of your cock

Down it

ooh shit thats gotta hurt

well get creative with it, but i want it to be a yellow or black rose please

Hey I can do that I've got a yellow bush"

I look forward to seeing the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about using those ones that you watch being made?

always nice and piping hot and just rolled in sugar when they hand them over

I can just imagine trying to explain that at the burns unit!

"I tripped and fell in the kitchen and they just landed there by coincidence!!!"

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What about using those ones that you watch being made?

always nice and piping hot and just rolled in sugar when they hand them over

I can just imagine trying to explain that at the burns unit!

"I tripped and fell in the kitchen and they just landed there by coincidence!!!"

Especially if you had liberally coated yourself in custard 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well just been to asda!

Have to say - wish they'd make the holes a bit bloody bigger!!

Still - stuck to the rules - and didn't squash any - especially as once I'd started I was feeling very peckish!!! Lol

And definately cheaper (and tastier!) than signing up for sky!

Hats off to you Ryan - you have some good ideas at times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol obi did you really take a doughnut pic? Haha cant wait to see it

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...

I remember a thread last week when most of the female forumites claimed size doesn't matter. No wonder males get confused

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ryan I do wonder about you at times..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well just been to asda!

Have to say - wish they'd make the holes a bit bloody bigger!!

Still - stuck to the rules - and didn't squash any - especially as once I'd started I was feeling very peckish!!! Lol

And definately cheaper (and tastier!) than signing up for sky!

Hats off to you Ryan - you have some good ideas at times!!!

Not you as well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...

I remember a thread last week when most of the female forumites claimed size doesn't matter. No wonder males get confused

I don't think you have ever seen me saying that on here....it's usually the women that are married to guys with small cocks that say that...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

Haha but its a great pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would never fit a decent sized cock through the hole in a ring doughnut...

You would struggle with anything thicker than a thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

Obi

thats perfect. I concur that meets measurement regulations. You are now classed as a 6 ringer

Next please

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thats fine, you two toodle off and squat on your marrows and let us tiny Tims have our fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though

Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!

Still - no-one complained!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though

Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!

Still - no-one complained!

I had to scoff my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though

Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!

Still - no-one complained!

I had to scoff my own

What about the donuts?

Boom Boom!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He's a bad influence!!!

They made me do it - honest!!!!

im sure ryan forced a gun to your head n demanded you stuck some doughnuts on your shaft.. brilliant pic though

Thanks! The girls at work were really confused when I was dishing out donuts today - as it's not my birthday!

Still - no-one complained!

I had to scoff my own

What about the donuts?

Boom Boom!!

If you are wearing them to bed you better get a Tupperware cock n lock else they will be hard in the morning

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thats fine, you two toodle off and squat on your marrows and let us tiny Tims have our fun

Tim Hortons in Canada have the 'middle' bits from their delicious doughnuts on sale and they are called Tim Bits. I've never compared them to a marrow though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Classic.

And I'm feeling hungry now!

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