FabSwingers.com forum: Funny number plates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the best number plates you have seen while out driving?

Obviously don’t mention the full plate if your ember it, just the gist of it.

I saw one today that made me smile, it said “cum” on it.

Childish I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*You remember

Autocorrect has had my pants down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and 4Q2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in France they don’t have that personalized number plate thing but my wife was given:- EV-666-YL which is rather apt for her.

Tony

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

FML usually makes me smile

FGM is just unfortunate and not a laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 that I own

Close to Vanilla (which I'm not)

And busy fu*king

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

There used to be a range rover around my parts with the registration PEN11S which is bit silly. Rumour has it that he was prosecuted for crimes against class and style

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Big 4x4 near here with 'PERVS' I often wonder about them!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

There used to be a drug dealer special Range Rover round by me with the plate spaced to read MR 51CK B

The B presumably stood for Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad bought my mum 'R8 81TCH' for a wedding anniversary...funnily enough she wouldnt put it on her car so its on my dads old nackered car.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

There was one in the newspapers spotted in Birmingham.. so think as it was in the papers it's okay to list it but it was BJ69 KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about funny reg plates but once we stuck a 'honk if you bonk' plate on the back of a woman's car and the next day she was talking about getting stuck on the M25 with all these cars and lorries blasting out horns.

She was a nasty cow

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"There used to be a drug dealer special Range Rover round by me with the plate spaced to read MR 51CK B

The B presumably stood for Bastard

Yes we also had a drug dealer near here with a very discreet Lamborghini and his number plate basically read "DRUGGIE" I think it was DRU661E. Currently staying at a one of her majesty's hotels (the ones with bars on the windows)

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

In the 1970s a glamour model, Fiona Richmond, girl friend of strip club owner Paul Raymond, was spotted driving a yellow Jaguar E type in Brighton.

Registration number FU2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the 1970s a glamour model, Fiona Richmond, girl friend of strip club owner Paul Raymond, was spotted driving a yellow Jaguar E type in Brighton.

Registration number FU2"

That's pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of times I've seen FAF on a number plate since joining fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember my number plate as it ends in OFU (oh f**k you)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

There’s an old Vauxhall corsa I often see with puf on the reg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status quo drummer had a69man on his old xr3 bac in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ELL10T on a Ferrari Daytona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My faves were SN08 0K and 1 5EXY back a while though

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Literally just driven home behind M8 MMF. Maybe they were advertising for a mate to join them?

Mrs kf x

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Status quo drummer had a69man on his old xr3 bac in the day"

I assume that must have been Jeff Rich? Rossi and Parfitt both said he was a serial shagger, and often had to disappear behind in a screen in the he studio every couple of hours to "relieve the tension"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen it on a car but seen a few videos of people asking store workers to ask the owner of the car with the reg NE1 4 A BJ to move there car on the tannoy. allways makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was also a baby blue nissan 350 with hi girls as the plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea where it is now but Dav1d was something I have seen years ago on an E-Type in Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status quo drummer had a69man on his old xr3 bac in the day

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probably new it was in papers in the 80s.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I think I saw "NO KNIX" on a car in Leamington, around 1987. If it wasn't, it was something very similar.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I saw one at the supermarket which looked like FEMDOM with some numbers in place of letters.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The former British porn star, Fiona Richmond, now aged 76, had the following number plate: FU 2.

Cliff Richard's number plate was MOV1T; his first British number one hit.

A famous British comedian had the plate: COM1C.

Years ago in Liverpool a Porsche 911 drove past me on the motorway: A911GEM.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I once saw Willie Thorne in a hotel in Preston, with his S Class Merc parked outside wearing the plate A147 PRO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy round my way won the lottery and his number plate read "EV 1"

Ev is Dundonian for I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old Merc I saw in London once, Reg No: OBO 110X

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not sure where it went, but Steve Parrish recently sold his PEN 15 number plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to see M2 SXY regular but havent seen it for a while now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 ton on an e type in the 60s

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
over a year ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea

Regularly saw a merc vito pussy wagon style van at kempton park with UD03SUM....U DO 3SUM

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By *ibonacci05Man
over a year ago

Essex/London

70 BE, NOT 70 BE

Sitting next to each other on a driveway.

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By *mmaCD1029TV/TS
over a year ago

Bangor NI

Theres one round the corner of me on a 5 series that a mature woman drives with the reg "G1LF" on it

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Autonumerology is the study of unusual and distinctive vehicle registration plates, that are designed to draw attention to that vehicle and its occupants.

Successful swinging, amongst many other skills and attributes, requires discretion, circumspection and the adoption of a low profile, the so-called grey (wo)man.

Vehicle registration plates such as PEN 1S; BO11LUX; LU54 RDY, etc., might draw adverse attention to the driver.

Oh, and I am not suggesting that the former page 3 model, Linda Lusardi is a swinger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"70 BE, NOT 70 BE

Sitting next to each other on a driveway. "

In West London just opposite the embankment they’re parked up

I saw a Mitsubishi once going around Swansea with A15 LUT but the 5 was meant to be an S and was joined to the LUT so it read A1 5LUT..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when I worked in corporate hospitality, we hired Porsches for clients to have track days, and the Porsche dealer we used had a Porsche 928S with the reg THE 928S.

Back in the 1970s, I saw a MK3 Ford Cortina with the reg SSS555S, I believe it's now on a BMW.

Someone mentioned COM1C, I believe Jimmy Tarbuck had that one, Paul Daniels had MAG1C.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Not funny, bit I find it slightly odd that the first ever number plate issued - A1 - is not on anything exotic but rather a 13 year old MINI

And there's a car in my club that genuinely has the plate TTT 555H, which somehow appeals to my sense of symmetry

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By *urvy N TeaseCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

There used to be one around Glasgow many years ago and if memory serves me correctly it was on a wedding car. The plate was 1 2 upu

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By *urvy N TeaseCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Just remembered another one which was on an S Type Jaguar. The plate was S555 SSS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up, one of the school mum's had 505 EXY, displayed as S0 SEXY, and she was,

Probably a hot wife before we knew what one was

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By *exy_HornyCouple
over a year ago

Leigh

Used to pass a small 4x4 in on the motorway most days, driven by a nice looking blonde.

Registration W1FEY

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

69 JOB (still shows up on the DVLA site)

5 EXY

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have seen with my own eyes...

ST4G (with the 4 made to look like an A)

1 AM U

DOR15 (one for Fab's Exeter friend)

Ones I have seen on telly:

MAG1C (Paul Daniels had it)

MUS1C (Paul McCartney had it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted a personal plate starting with T175, followed by my 3 initials.

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

K155 MEE on a red Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My registration, not a private one the one that came with the car is YR58BLX

Always makes me think YeR5 8BoLloX

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Seen one round here with '7 MEN'

Always wonder if its an achievement or a target..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago the sweet little old dear who was my neighbour drove a Nissan Micra. Her reg was...

M11NGE

PS - No. She had NO idea.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

I used to own an Austin Maxi back in the day before reg numbers meant anything.

The reg number was H9, it went with the car to the scrap yard, it's now on a Honda motorbike, probably worth a fortune.

I owned many reg numbers on old cars in years past.

Maxi .... H9

Humber super snipe .... WLB 6

Norton ..... 18 WPP

Vauxhall .....MDF 33

Vauxhall .....111 VFK

Volvo .... 130 LOX (push the 13 together to make a B)

another old Volvo .... 50 NNY (SONNY)

to name but a few of many

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Many years ago I saw... . Fat 91t...so it spelt fat git..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A combination of letters and numbers with a few missing but you can easily read it as Kiss My Ass.

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By *ibonacci05Man
over a year ago

Essex/London

"70 BE, NOT 70 BE

Sitting next to each other on a driveway.

In West London just opposite the embankment they’re parked up

I saw a Mitsubishi once going around Swansea with A15 LUT but the 5 was meant to be an S and was joined to the LUT so it read A1 5LUT..lol"

Thats correct.

It was West London, good memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss at work got a new car last year, he never noticed that the first 4 digits were BJ69… made me smile anyway

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over a year ago

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

Saw a Chinese fella in a Honda a couple of years ago in Birmingham and the plate was B16 WOK i couldn't stop chuckling to myself.

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By *acha1TV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I was behind a bmw in McDonald’s drive thru in Oldham with the reg HA5 1 ARM and he did only have one arm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 favourites, the first was I believe what brought in the spacing rules that gets modified plate owners prosecuted

It was OBO 110 X which was altered to read O BO11OX.

the second was on a black range rover NAS7Y. read as NASTY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll not tell you my real name but we'll see if you can guess....

My car has R555 KLY

My bike has R222 KLY

My van has T22 LSR (tattoo laser)

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Driving home last night I was overtaken by;

BE11 NNZ

Made me smile anyway

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

There’s a BMW with FIJK U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one in asda

B1 FAB

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By *damBFDMan
over a year ago

Shipley

BJ69KFC

was thinking what a night that must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There used to be a range rover around my parts with the registration PEN11S which is bit silly. Rumour has it that he was prosecuted for crimes against class and style

But surprisingly enough, not for the reg

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Saw this on a car

M900 BRA

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I had N1UDS on a car I bought. Shame the S was not an E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our number plate is SP69UNK

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By *igblackcock69Man
over a year ago

notts

"What are the best number plates you have seen while out driving?

Obviously don’t mention the full plate if your ember it, just the gist of it.

I saw one today that made me smile, it said “cum” on it.

Childish I know "
in41p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ib6ub9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago a mobile grocery van local to me had the number POT 80

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Our number plate is SP69UNK"

Number not issued by DVLA

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

In the united states, you can actually devise your own vehicle plates, but many plates for a variety of reasons.

The best one I came across was the vehicle plate of a farmer called McDonald:

EIEIO.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've just driven past OOO 44H

...it took me a moment to get it, then... ooh aah I like it!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We were behind a Kuga car yesterday with FFM in the registration

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Mine is FML. It's an ancient, beaten up micra so entirely fitting!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The current British vehicle plate system is a boon for the creation of amusing and personalised number plates:

Two letters/two numbers/and three letters.

But the most valuable, by a long chalk, are plates which pre-1963, that did not have a specific year designation.

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By *luefire2012Man
over a year ago

Bucks

I used to see one on a motorbike which was JU51 FK U

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By *luefire2012Man
over a year ago

Bucks

"70 BE, NOT 70 BE

Sitting next to each other on a driveway.

In West London just opposite the embankment they’re parked up

I saw a Mitsubishi once going around Swansea with A15 LUT but the 5 was meant to be an S and was joined to the LUT so it read A1 5LUT..lol

Thats correct.

It was West London, good memory.

They were at the large house on the corner of Cheyne Walk, by Albert bridge.

2 BE and NOT 2 BE

Went past recently and seems to have moved on as just dull cars sat there.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

You can't have funny number plates in ireland

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"You can't have funny number plates in ireland "

You are mistaken. There are a lot of funny plates in Northern Ireland where GB plates are all legal.

In the Republic of Ireland the vehicle plate system changed in 1987, to its current format, but was very different before that, including different colours of plates and letters. It was and is based on the county system, largely.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"There’s a BMW with FIJK U"

The 1995 silver BMW, withe the registration plate

F1CKU

is neither taxed nor MOT'd so you won't see it being driven on the public roads

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Our number plate is SP69UNK"

This vehicle registration plate does not exist, according to the DVLA database that is publicly accessible.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"I have 2 favourites, the first was I believe what brought in the spacing rules that gets modified plate owners prosecuted

It was OBO 110 X which was altered to read O BO11OX.

the second was on a black range rover NAS7Y. read as NASTY. "

OBO110X does not exist.

NAS7Y is currently on a grey Volkwagen

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"70 BE, NOT 70 BE

Sitting next to each other on a driveway. "

70 BE is a plate on a VW

2BE is on an Aston Martin

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

NOT 708E (Not to be) does not exist, but misuse of numerals may be evident: the 8 could be a 6, and the 7 could be a 5.

A close inspection of the plate would be necessary.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"There used to be a drug dealer special Range Rover round by me with the plate spaced to read MR 51CK B

The B presumably stood for Bastard

DRU661E and DRU881E do not currently exist as plates on registered vehicles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMS 666.. now that car will never get stopped by Police and you would not argue with the driver if she was a woman.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"I've just driven past OOO 44H

...it took me a moment to get it, then... ooh aah I like it!

OOO 44H is a current plate on a black Audi.

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