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Fab Observations: What things have you noticed since your time on Fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dunno about you , but has anyone else noticed that there appear to be more men than women on here, if so why is this, is it cause men get more horny than women or are the women just has horny, but they is horny elsewhere, who knows. Also, the men like to tell us when they is horny, wouldn’t it be easier if they told us when they wasn’t. They say things like ‘Does an overcast day makes anyone else horny ?’ And I think no mate, you is just a horny bugger, the clouds got nothing to do with it.

So, what things have you noticed on Fab that no one else has spotted, those subtle anomalies and nuances, where you think is it just me who notices this ?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

The government run profiles

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Sydney university do some interesting research

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A lot of people really like feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is a professional

And less than half of the members own a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads by Ali G

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've noticed lots of photos of genitalia and breasts.

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Taunton

99% of couples are not interested in single men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed lots of photos of genitalia and breasts.

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Huge if true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disturbing change in diction gets noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be kind

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

So many headless folk in fab land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be kind "

Nay - you MUST be kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A disturbing change in diction gets noticed. "

Is that where you’re addicted to cock ?

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

That the term "drop of a hat" is more widely used than I ever realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the term "drop of a hat" is more widely used than I ever realised. "

her names not diane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should be kind

Nay - you MUST be kind "

In other words stop having opinions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That the term "drop of a hat" is more widely used than I ever realised. "

Yes, lots of women won’t meet at one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/21 19:35:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many headless folk in fab land"

Handless too

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Forget The Yellow Pages, Thomson’s Local or the phone book...this is the place to find a photographer and a masseuse

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People rarely leave for good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget The Yellow Pages, Thomson’s Local or the phone book...this is the place to find a photographer and a masseuse

K"

‘I’m a professional photographer’

*checks profile*

What camera do you use, a potato ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I specialise in noticing fine details that everyday people just wouldn’t and one of my own personal observations about my years on fabswingers is that toilets have gotten much cleaner this last 18 months.

Also, sex clubs don’t seem as popular.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think, but I'm not 100% certain, that sometimes some people might meet up for sex. It might just be rumours though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock."

That emote is the sexiest thing I've seen all day.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

I’ve noticed a lot of guys outing themselves on a open forum

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock."

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

That emote is the sexiest thing I've seen all day."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies... "

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies... "

I think I seen one earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people really like feet "

Vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should really tidy their rooms

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules. "

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of sexual activity on fab apparently makes you some unattractive pariah who should never have made it out the nut sack. #whydoesnooneeantme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially. "

Titled ‘Two sheets to the wind!’

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

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Bit rude guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially. "

The answer my dear ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term ‘straight’ has a different meaning

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By *harisajidanWoman
over a year ago

london

I’ll comment on what I’ve learned of the men.

Hmm way too many are illiterate, lack reading comprehension, closeted, delusional, or ignorant about sexuality and way too obsessed with taking horrible angled pics of their own cocks and are fantasists.

On the not single men who swing IRL:

Cool, open folks in the club who tend to be friendly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom "

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock."

Somtimes they ask straight out what do you think about their profile. Do you think it's so they can message people with an excuse of you looked at my profile. (I would never do that nor post on threads in order to illicit a response nor dew oblivious spilling arrows too drawer eh ripley)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys! "

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially.

The answer my dear ...."

This had better not be a clit tease, I don't think I could handle the disappointment if it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps? "

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Much like in everyday life, there are a lot of fucking dickheads who live among us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps? "

There’s no need for facts.

You’ve spoiled the thread, get out!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude."

Showing him the emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom "

*takes off party hat and removes kazoo from mouth*

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude.

Showing him the emoji

"

Howling ()

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially.

The answer my dear ....

This had better not be a clit tease, I don't think I could handle the disappointment if it is."

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude.

Showing him the emoji

"

Fair enough

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So many new profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that when threads are started on particular body parts, the OP wants you to look at their profile and comment on theirs. I'm a regular Sherlock.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a post about fannies...

Only if you whip yours out. Them's the rules.

That's the plan Meli! Might even upload a video of my flaps blowing in the winds especially.

The answer my dear ....

This had better not be a clit tease, I don't think I could handle the disappointment if it is."

I always respected lightning maqueen for staying with those guys and not moving to dinoco.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude.

Showing him the emoji

Howling ()"

I blame you

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Fab Observations: What things have you noticed since your time on Fab ?"

That single male profiles seem to use black and white photos more than other profile types.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

That some people enjoy having sex.

Groundbreaking!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

I was giving him the emoji wasnt rude.

Showing him the emoji

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how "out there" some people's kinks are

Having been away from here for a while I'd forgotten how shocking my inbox can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys! "

Oh dear...... I’ve put my foot in in!

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By *ntbplMan
over a year ago

Blackpool/Preston

That my dick is smaller than I thought

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

Oh dear...... I’ve put my foot in in! "

Oh Ethan

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

Oh dear...... I’ve put my foot in in! "

Ba dum tssss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it "

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Fab is Hotel California.

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

I'm a party animal what did you expect

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth! "

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"So, what things have you noticed on Fab that no one else has spotted"

- It's massively racist.

- There's a *lot* of hatred towards poor people.

- "Click" and "clique" are different words, and aren't even homophonous.

- Some people are really fucking weird about animals.

- People seem to be more interested in food than sex, which is really disappointing.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

I'm a party animal what did you expect

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth! "

Well aren’t you just a bundle of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

I'm a party animal what did you expect

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth!

Well aren’t you just a bundle of fun "

Note to self, don’t start lighthearted threads, it’s never worth it.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Here's another thing I've noticed: Fab's forums are the most prehistoric I've ever seen. I was on messageboards in 2000 that are more user-friendly and more functional than this is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of men with straight on there profile that keep messaging me saying im bi really

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

I'm a party animal what did you expect

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth!

Well aren’t you just a bundle of fun

Note to self, don’t start lighthearted threads, it’s never worth it. "

The key failure was that I found the premise amusing, that’s never a good sign

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"I've noticed it's boring not really a swinging site anymore like it used to be many yrs ago

It's just like Facebook very boring and lame even the threads are lame no fun anymore good luck though enjoy the boredom

I'm a party animal what did you expect

Do you think that could be due to people being unable to swing for a year perhaps?

Not just that all the swingers and people that meet we all know it's not the same anymore regardless everyone has still been meeting up you can see that from the statuses and most of the forum mites never meet they are only on here for the forums and that's it

Thank you for taking this thread in the spirit it was intended, party on Garth!

Well aren’t you just a bundle of fun

Note to self, don’t start lighthearted threads, it’s never worth it. "

My comment wasn’t to you CJ

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve noticed they some people can’t spot a fun thread when they see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve noticed they some people can’t spot a fun thread when they see it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think men are always horny anyway. As soon they are waking up. I am not sure about you but every single mornings I have a hard on.

Now I don’t do the stats on here so I am not sure the ratio men/couples/women.... but I noticed in the forums there are some threads that attracted men mire than women. Especially if the topic is sexual

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By *harisajidanWoman
over a year ago

london


"So, what things have you noticed on Fab that no one else has spotted

- It's massively racist.

- There's a *lot* of hatred towards poor people.

- "Click" and "clique" are different words, and aren't even homophonous.

- Some people are really fucking weird about animals.

- People seem to be more interested in food than sex, which is really disappointing. "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re struggling to get through message filters or get responses and also fancy learning some good gossip then you can start a secret service thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"99% of couples are not interested in single men "
we must be the 1% then

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

That not all men are bastards. But a lot of "bitches be crazy"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"That not all men are bastards. But a lot of "bitches be crazy" "

So true

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"If you’re struggling to get through message filters or get responses and also fancy learning some good gossip then you can start a secret service thread."

Sammy!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have noticed a lot of women like putting up photos of their tits.

This is in no way a complaint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of men seem to think the best place to take a dick pic is next to a toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj"

HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE! "

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

'Im on my way' seems to be some strange code for 'i shall not arrive and close down my profile in shame'

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over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE!

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes"

Nailing the socials today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many new profiles "

So little time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE!

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes

Nailing the socials today "

2 Retweets 14 Likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re struggling to get through message filters or get responses and also fancy learning some good gossip then you can start a secret service thread.

Sammy! "

Like it’s some kind of revelation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE!

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes

Nailing the socials today "

Are you the same person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99 percent of men here are experts with their tongue apparently

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Almost forgot, most jerks do not read profiles.

Many come into the forums claiming "blocked for no reason"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"99 percent of men here are experts with their tongue apparently "

And can go for hours and hours and breathe through their ears!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Im on my way' seems to be some strange code for 'i shall not arrive and close down my profile in shame'

"

Wonder why that would be ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many people are looking for 'exceptional only'... is this a separate secret part of fab ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE!

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes

Nailing the socials today

Are you the same person?"

I'm just a CJ tribute profile.

But not in the way you're thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed that not responding to a message which simply says "hi" allows the sender to send a load of rants about being polite and respectful and that I am a time waster!

Also never knew a sky remote could be used as a measuring device too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more I stay, the more I notice that ppl love competing against one another even if they state the entire opposite.

Including myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who rattled your cage haha I was having banter with Cj

HOUSE!

4,834 Retweets 17,548 likes

Nailing the socials today

Are you the same person?

I'm just a CJ tribute profile.

But not in the way you're thinking. "

You spunk over his pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that not responding to a message which simply says "hi" allows the sender to send a load of rants about being polite and respectful and that I am a time waster!

Also never knew a sky remote could be used as a measuring device too! "

hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that not responding to a message which simply says "hi" allows the sender to send a load of rants about being polite and respectful and that I am a time waster!

Also never knew a sky remote could be used as a measuring device too!

hi"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've noticed that not responding to a message which simply says "hi" allows the sender to send a load of rants about being polite and respectful and that I am a time waster!

Also never knew a sky remote could be used as a measuring device too!

hi"

So fucking hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed that not responding to a message which simply says "hi" allows the sender to send a load of rants about being polite and respectful and that I am a time waster!

Also never knew a sky remote could be used as a measuring device too!

hi

So fucking hot! "

Like a melon in a microwave.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Forget The Yellow Pages, Thomson’s Local or the phone book...this is the place to find a photographer and a masseuse

K

‘I’m a professional photographer’

*checks profile*

What camera do you use, a potato ?"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think-but don't quote me on this-that people on here are meeting for sex.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Loads of professional people, they must've all done university courses during lockdown !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lot of people really like feet

Vom

Bit rude guys!

Oh dear...... I’ve put my foot in in!

Ba dum tssss! "

Thank you , I’m here all night....... be sure to tip your waitress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive noticed that a lot of ppl cant read.. either that or their labidos block any ability for cognitive function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit talk !

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

There is a lot of criticism about it but there are still a lot of vaginas and penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently "can I fuck ur cunt", is a quality opening message!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Saying "It's a sex site FFS" or "We're all here for the same thing!" will ENRAGE people

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have developed a new knowledge of how far away places are.

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Once you have your eyes opened by fab life, you cannot go back to being a muggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once you have your eyes opened by fab life, you cannot go back to being a muggle."

Never heard that word before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once you have your eyes opened by fab life, you cannot go back to being a muggle.

Never heard that word before. "

Neither have I

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have noticed a lot of women like putting up photos of their tits.

This is in no way a complaint. "

I have seen tits on here too

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

There is always someone who fancies a chat.

But what do they want to chat about? Life? Love? The Universe?

Or is it that they want to know how hard and deep you like it and in what position, with as much detail as your imagination can muster, with drawings, diagrams, a quick “what you wearing?” and a request for a fanny pic thrown in for the happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always someone who fancies a chat.

But what do they want to chat about? Life? Love? The Universe?

Or is it that they want to know how hard and deep you like it and in what position, with as much detail as your imagination can muster, with drawings, diagrams, a quick “what you wearing?” and a request for a fanny pic thrown in for the happy ending.

"

Quantum physics, string theory.

It’s always men, women never ask if anyone’s about for a chat, or seeing if anyone’s up for a group wank. What is it with the male DNA that makes them want to tug one out on the phone ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once you have your eyes opened by fab life, you cannot go back to being a muggle.

Never heard that word before.

Neither have I "

We have so many things in common.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

There's an awful lot of medical marvels who can breathe through their ears apparently.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should be kind

Nay - you MUST be kind

In other words stop having opinions "

You are allowed to have opinions but be prepared for the replies to it, which may include snide sarcastic ones that aim to disparage the poster for an opinion in the first place.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Sadly that too many men in the chatrooms have minimal respect for women and for the word "no"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant take threads serious if the persons profile pic is graphic nudity...dont need covid conspiracies from someone whose pic is of there cock/fanny lol

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

The obvious one for me - the male to female ratio is beyond ridiculous now. Used to be that a message would at least be read and ignored, now it just gets ignored!!

I understand women get so messages that it is easier to just block delete! One new arrival recently put her status as “cleared inbox after 300 messages received. Next morning had received 300 more!”

Might be nice if friends were highlighted in some way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men always seem to be horny, childish and have no sense of reserve, but apparently the women find these traits attractive?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Men always seem to be horny, childish and have no sense of reserve, but apparently the women find these traits attractive?"

Have we been looking at the same site?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The obvious one for me - the male to female ratio is beyond ridiculous now. Used to be that a message would at least be read and ignored, now it just gets ignored!!

I understand women get so messages that it is easier to just block delete! One new arrival recently put her status as “cleared inbox after 300 messages received. Next morning had received 300 more!”

Might be nice if friends were highlighted in some way?"

I think it’s a level playing field, you just need to have a Modicum of know how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are notable regional differences in cock photos. Differences based on location I mean, they're all of the same region.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men always seem to be horny, childish and have no sense of reserve, but apparently the women find these traits attractive?

Have we been looking at the same site? "

sorry, should have said some women

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west


"The obvious one for me - the male to female ratio is beyond ridiculous now. Used to be that a message would at least be read and ignored, now it just gets ignored!!

I understand women get so messages that it is easier to just block delete! One new arrival recently put her status as “cleared inbox after 300 messages received. Next morning had received 300 more!”

Might be nice if friends were highlighted in some way?

I think it’s a level playing field, you just need to have a Modicum of know how."

Level playing field as in equal numbers?

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

local


"A lot of people really like feet "

I love feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That swingers are not all liberal minded and eaay going. Bigots, bullies and racists can be swingers too

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

That migrating sea birds occasionally stop by and log in.

Kaw law kaaaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That swingers are not all liberal minded and eaay going. Bigots, bullies and racists can be swingers too "

Oh yes...this place isn't the summer of love lol

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

Godstone

About 70 profiles make 90% of posts and replies. Mostly to each other.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"About 70 profiles make 90% of posts and replies. Mostly to each other."

Very very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That migrating sea birds occasionally stop by and log in.

Kaw law kaaaw."

I hope you two are not migrating?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"There are notable regional differences in cock photos. Differences based on location I mean, they're all of the same region."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy people watching.

I find the forums and socials fascinating places. You can tell a lot by just watching people.

It's easy to label a guy creepy because of his behaviour. Same behaviour from a woman is super hot.

A lot of single guys talk the talk before a social but at the social can be found in a group holding up the bar. Some single guys don't even make it to the socials at all. (Quite a few get stuck in hotel rooms fucking their brains out but still throw them into the no show group because it suits a narrative)

A some single women tell you they want sex but actually only want a relationship and can be quite conservative in their sexuality. Some women tell you they are not interested in a relationship and really really mean it.

Couples can be a mess. Hidden agendas from each other and mind games are not rare. Couples can also be the best people to hang around with at a social. They don't worry because they know they are getting laid that night even if no one else is interested in them.

Men in Couples have a golden ticket. My wife got me access to clubs, people orgies just because she had tits and a fanny and because she liked me enough to marry me, other women tend to give me the benefit of the doubt. Men in Couples sometimes forget that they have a golden ticket and they look down on single men.

This is what I learned from fab

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"There are notable regional differences in cock photos. Differences based on location I mean, they're all of the same region.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some profiles have pictures you SWEAR you've seen before.

It's almost like they've been here before in a parallel universe

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Been on and off since it started. Most people obviously have it on their phone and not login on laptop etc so much easier to use so hence now there are so many"single guys"

and lookers and more pics and vids to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really important that you know what everyone is having for dinner

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

That being nice is not acceptable or normal

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I have learnt that East Anglia is now in the East Midlands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh and they will post things you swear you've seen before, in a way you swear you have seen before in threads that you swear they've posted in before

It's sometimes like they've been here before but with a different name, but that would be silly right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is much love for cake

Some people like tea and others like coffee

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m shit at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of men don’t know what straight means

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really important that you know what everyone is having for dinner"

You’re obsessed with food!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I cant take threads serious if the persons profile pic is graphic nudity...dont need covid conspiracies from someone whose pic is of there cock/fanny lol"

Or worse...wearing an anorak and eating a cheese sandwich in the rain.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It's really important that you know what everyone is having for dinner"

Lasagne. You can sleep easily tonight now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some People not wanting to chat to single people. Not helped by some clubs only opening to couples, not singles. One couple I come across in a forum didn’t want single people fabbing their pics. Still had plenty of friendly chat though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The average penis is 9 inches long and 8 inches in circumference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The average penis is 9 inches long and 8 inches in circumference.

"

Yes, which is amazing when you think the national average is 5.5, it’s like some sort of glitch in the matrix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really important that you know what everyone is having for dinner

Lasagne. You can sleep easily tonight now."

Sounds like a great idea for a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever mention squirting or politics in a thread. It makes people get on their high horse. They get angry about it and behave as if they know more about it than other people, even the experts.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There is more divorce from reality than actual partners who don't know what their other halves are really getting up to or looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that East Anglia is now in the East Midlands. "

Who knew ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

All this and we still don't know if women prefer big or small cocks.

What we need is a few more threads asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that most men would fuck anything with a pulse.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I've learnt that most men would fuck anything with a pulse. "

Honestly I think having a pulse isn't a requirement for some either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've learnt that most men would fuck anything with a pulse. "

Glad you said most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sydney university do some interesting research "

Looks so silly when people put that on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour is not universal or sometimes even exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed it irks me a lot seeing threads close to 175, yet.. nobody irks to close them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat blokes get overlooked

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