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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Also a slug

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Lego, my two boys love it. I hate it in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also a slug

What if the slugs have all decided to get squished? A mass squish..?

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By *ntbplMan
over a year ago

Blackpool/Preston

Also slug. Must have been 20+ years ago but I can still feel it between my toes. Eurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skegness.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Also a slug

What if the slugs have all decided to get squished? A mass squish..?"

Like a mass suicide? Is it a cult?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once put my bare foot into a Wellington boot and there was a toad inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet Gripparod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno.

last thing was cat sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skegness. "

its times like this we REALLY need an applause emoji!

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

Small solid plastic toy traffic cone, freely admit it made me shed a tear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitten poo that squished between my toes

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A drawing pin went right into my foot on Xmas day. Bloody sore but even sorer getting it removed.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm going to have to stop reading this post. It's giving me the shivers.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A nail that went right through my foot. I wasn’t barefoot but I was wearing galoshes as I was about 5 years old

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I stepped in my shoe once and there was a slug in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An upturned plug. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick....

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

A wasp

Ouch

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I was a kid my mum pulled my (thomas the tank) socks off the washing line and put them straight on me... I stood up and it turns out there was a bee in one of them. I can remember it vividly to this day, probably where my phobia of bees and wasps comes from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once put my bare foot into a Wellington boot and there was a toad inside"

Oh god

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Not bare foot but was wearing some thin pumps and stepped on a plank of wood with a large nail sticking out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs, dog poo, soiled nappy, kids pee, drawing pin, broken glass, paring knife. Still have all toes but missing big toe nail. Lego worst when you kneel on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rusty nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug when i was about 12, lots of blood

Couple of years ago i put my motorbike boot on to find there was a wasp inside

Only two things i can remember

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

3 pin plug, pins up, sither that or fall over, which i did shortly after!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Slug, baby frog or slimey cat poo

All really horrid, but the animals were worse as I also felt bad for killing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

friend of mine once put one of the gum prank things with the snapper on it in my shoe.

bloody hurt

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" soiled nappy"

Who would leave a soiled nappy on the floor ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cat sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog poop....after she had a poorly tummy

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dead Jellyfish when young hence why I always wear swim shoes in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" soiled nappy

Who would leave a soiled nappy on the floor ?"

I was changing them on the floor at the time and trying to avoid the stream of pee they unleashed towards me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No quite barefoot, but a huge fresh dog poo in Sefton Park while wearing tiny little flip flops. It even squelched between my toes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The mud/sheep poo combo at Grange as I finished walking across Morecambe Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a John McLane moment, standing on broken glass barefoot. No, I wasn’t wearing a vest, there where no German terrorists attempting to take over my home......... and I had no machine gun ho ho ho!

Yippe Ki yay.............

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My feet at so sensitive that I can stand on a grain of sand and be hobbled, so regardless of its it wet, dry, slimy, crunchy, pointy, soft etc. its all a feckin nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puddle of cat piss

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

A cow pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

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... Oh my god... I really wish I was that slug... What a happy death that was!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A broken bottle and a see urchin, not at the same time obviously

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I can't decide which was worse, the slug or the dog poo. Both made me scream.

Katie.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Carpet Gripparod

Ooooo ya fukka!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have enough trouble keeping my foot out of my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carpet Gripparod

Ooooo ya fukka! "

my foot instinctively tensed up when I read that!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I guess a sea urchin!!! And then all the spikes snapping in my foot !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switching to hands. Once had to scrape dried sheep poo out of my dogs mouth. Then rubbing my hands through the grass didn't get rid of all it nor clean my fingernails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A curling wand ......l I burnt my foot xxxx

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

A half buried still red hot BBQ on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm cat sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

... Oh my god... I really wish I was that slug... What a happy death that was!!

Um...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/05/21 22:54:01]

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Cat sick

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By *inx_xxWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Condom on the floor in a club.

(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)

A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damm fingers

Re enter logo or a plug ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat sick

Pat sharps cat?

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Cat sick

Pat sharps cat?"

Martina’s

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Brand new shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condom on the floor in a club.

(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)

A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom

Owww no

jeebus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not stepped on proper because it ran off ... but I put my bare foot in my shoe once and a little spider crawled out between my toes ... I have NEVER squealed such an odd squeal - makes me shudder even typing that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Condom on the floor in a club.

(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)

A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom

Owww no

jeebus!!!"

Oi you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condom on the floor in a club.

(it was in a private room with a few people crammed in)

A frog.. It actually popped, unlike the condom

Oh my. Both deserve a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In I would say slugs by accident.

A plug was the most painful. And broken glass in bare feet a second.

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!

Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.

This 1cm piece of agony wedged itself in deep. I gave it a go but the pain was so intense I threw up. After a phone call to my gp I persuaded the nurse to give removing it a try. I managed to drive the 3 miles and hobbled into the surgery, where the nurse who stopped me smoking was waiting. She wasn't confident and tried to get me to go to A&E, but I wanted it out. The pain was constant all the time it was there. A deep burning agony. Agony I didn't realise would get worse when she inserted the teasers and made contact with the glass! Sharp lightning bolts throughout my body caused me to scream like a movie extra, get lockjaw and swear like a socialist checking election results this morning. It was intense. My reaction affected her confidence but the more gentle she was, the more pain I felt. I reassured her to try again and have a good dig around. One last try. It was excruciating. I almost blacked out. She did manage to grab that piece of glass and proudly produced it.

My god the relief. The endorphins. The screams of pain to cries of delight. Instant relief. It was better than any orgasm I have ever had. I never, ever want to go through that again. I'm just glad I got to share it with that wonderful nurse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!

Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.

Wow. I felt like went through that with you

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

"Wow. I felt like went through that with you

I hope not. It ouchy and made me kwy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was running down a hill as a teenager and a shard of stone sliced up into my foot. It bled a ridiculous amount.

I also stood on a rusty nail that went right into my heel. That didn't bleed too much but it hurt like fuck.

Both of those were better than stepping in dog shit. I vomited so hard. I'm still queasy thinking about it and it's been about 16 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.

Once I walked into a rented house in Spain in bare feet and legs and quickly felt mild irritation on my skin - I looked down and they were completely covered in new born fleas ! Fortunately I got my legs in the shower before too many bites but then had to clean every floor with bleach to get rid of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.

If it was rented, I'd have made the landlord bleach the floors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrical plug… the screaming was unmerciful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fleas lay eggs which may only 'hatch' when they feel the close vibration or warmth of animal life.

If it was rented, I'd have made the landlord bleach the floors!"

Dunno i think i would of just demanded my money back right then and there and tried to find a hotel near by. Bet there was Bed Bugs and all sorts if it was that bad

I would rather of slept outside in a cardboard box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead wasp, sting went right into my barefoot.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

Also a slug that popped like a water balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skegness. "

Haha that’s the winning answer,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lucky.....so far!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I stayed in a very remote villa in Cyprus and every night these little black worms would appear on the bedroom floor. When you stood on them they left stains on your feet that wouldn't wash off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely puppy shit! Years ago crashed at my mates, walked inti the kitchen to grab a drink early hours... and stepped into that fine present

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

One of my flip flops broke on the way back from the pub. The walk home was rocky and through some woods. That was a nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of tweezers.....that made me Yelp....was worse pulling them back out tho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the remains of a mouse that the cat had left in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit for the yuk

A plug for the ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spikey plastic cover off old Christmas three lights. The don’t make ‘em like they used to -it didn’t shatter, it broke the skin and went straight up into my foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overrated cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Overrated cock.

You stepped on it?? Kinky lol

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

"Skegness.

Haha that’s the winning answer, "

I live 15 minutes from Skeg and I'm sad to say I agree.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

2 frogs mating in my utility room!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

Cat sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 frogs mating in my utility room!!"

You stood on them? Did they finish first or did you really ruin their day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tecnic logo gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overrated cock.

You stepped on it?? Kinky lol"

It was huge. I tripped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overrated cock.

You stepped on it?? Kinky lol

It was huge. I tripped.

Some men pay good money to have that done to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego that stuff hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had to scroll to the end as Im feeling a bit queasy.....the poo and slugs are awful but the toad in the wellie - jeez fuckin christ

I couldnt read the rest of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive had to scroll to the end as Im feeling a bit queasy.....the poo and slugs are awful but the toad in the wellie - jeez fuckin christ

I couldnt read the rest of them

Yeah it's amazing how many people have stepped on slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not stepped on proper because it ran off ... but I put my bare foot in my shoe once and a little spider crawled out between my toes ... I have NEVER squealed such an odd squeal - makes me shudder even typing that

Ahhh so it only counts if I’d squashed it

... I maybe deafened it (or myself) does that count? *sulks for the worst thing prize lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful "

Omg.

Burns cause awful pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass, which ripped open the soul of my foot from side to side not a pleasant experience

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

I lead a timid life full of socks or slippers... limited barefootedness for stepping in things so the worst would probably be those toilets at the beach. I know, hard-core.

I did, however, once watch my cousin jump down from somewhere not realising an upturned plug in his bedroom. That wasn't pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could easily be lego or a three pin plug, until I stepped on a piece of glass!

Oh fuck you realise you have more nerve endings in your feet than anywhere else very quickly.

Wow. I felt like went through that with you

I was thinking, yea it hurts, but 1cm!! Just pull it out, tweezer it out. It's tiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a slug Yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lead a timid life full of socks or slippers... limited barefootedness for stepping in things so the worst would probably be those toilets at the beach. I know, hard-core.

I did, however, once watch my cousin jump down from somewhere not realising an upturned plug in his bedroom. That wasn't pleasant."

Public toilets should never be walked in barefoot, dear god

I hope you learned from this and remembered your flip flops next time

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I never ever walk barefoot anywhere! As soon as feet hit floor in morning- ballet shoes on, out of bath - ballet shoes on. (Fem)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego hae to be the worst.

Them clear bricks are fatal

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my straighteners which were on and flipped round to kind of sandwich my foot - burns top and bottom- oh that was painful

Omg.

Burns cause awful pain. "

this was years back when i used to get ready in the floor - lesson learned the bed gets made and the heat mat sat on the bed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spilt BBQ coals after my little girl pulled the BBQ over and I needed to get to her and stop her getting hurt.

Couldn't walk for a week. Sprog was fine though.

Weve got a gas BBQ now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible."

You know you can just pee in the sea right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this morning my doggo left a lovely present at the door as i was in a hurry to the bathroom with my bare feet. Worst is had to scrub it out of the carpet after done washing me foot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just this morning my doggo left a lovely present at the door as i was in a hurry to the bathroom with my bare feet. Worst is had to scrub it out of the carpet after done washing me foot "

I reckon if we could hear our pets' thoughts, they'd be cracking up laughing whenever we do this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"2 frogs mating in my utility room!!

You stood on them? Did they finish first or did you really ruin their day?

I screamed and ran away lol I was shouting there was a massive frog. Didn’t realise it was 2 till he picked them up and put them outside. They were still attached though

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.

You know you can just pee in the sea right?

Is that why the sea is so salty? Nobody told me this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 frogs mating in my utility room!!

You stood on them? Did they finish first or did you really ruin their day?

I screamed and ran away lol I was shouting there was a massive frog. Didn’t realise it was 2 till he picked them up and put them outside. They were still attached though

Aw they hung in there, that's kinda cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.

You know you can just pee in the sea right?

Is that why the sea is so salty? Nobody told me this.

Yeah, it's because everyone got the memo and we've been salting it up for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead rabbit at 2 am in the morning our Maine coons decided to have a snack on the steps.

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"Flip-flops and an amazing ability to cross my legs indefinitely. It was horrible.

You know you can just pee in the sea right?

Is that why the sea is so salty? Nobody told me this.

Yeah, it's because everyone got the memo and we've been salting it up for years

It's good to know that what I stepped in can be topped by what everyone else swims in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge broken shell in the sean in Greece i literally thought id been bitten by something then had to head to the hospital to get it removed it was like a chunk of slate when it came out. 2nd day of a two week holiday spent the next 12 days hobbling round with 3 stitches in my foot. Never gone into the sea barefooted since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood on the ears, nose and tail of a rabbit my cat left outside my bedroom door .... it was just the ears, nose and tail there ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stood on the ears, nose and tail of a rabbit my cat left outside my bedroom door .... it was just the ears, nose and tail there ....

Oh my

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Goodison Park

OK, I wasn't actually barefoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A freshly shaved pussy, instant squirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A freshly shaved pussy, instant squirt

You stepped on it???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasp. Then learnt I have a bit of an allergy (not that it stops me chasing the stripy fuckers out of the house!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A freshly shaved pussy, instant squirt

You stepped on it???"

Ooops wrong post... I really put my foot in it lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A freshly shaved pussy, instant squirt

You stepped on it???

Ooops wrong post... I really put my foot in it lol!!"

Hahahaha

love it

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

On a stage, a pice of wood with a nail sticking out of it, I steped on it that hard that it went through my trainer, into the skind and bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move

Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg

I absolutely hate the things

So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday

I also keep my shoes up off the floor

But I am now mentally scarred from that experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit ... and the odd nail ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dog shit ... and the odd nail .. "

You should stop your dog from eating nails you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move

Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg

I absolutely hate the things

So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday

I also keep my shoes up off the floor

But I am now mentally scarred from that experience

keeping them off the floor wont help , the hideous creatures can fly

hate the buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog shit ... and the odd nail ..

You should stop your dog from eating nails you know..."

Guess that would help ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably a dead mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago on holiday in Lanzarote I put my shoes on to go out and felt something move

Took the shoe off and the biggest cockroach I've ever seen jumped out onto my leg

I absolutely hate the things

So now I always check before putting a shoe on when on holiday

I also keep my shoes up off the floor

But I am now mentally scarred from that experience

keeping them off the floor wont help , the hideous creatures can fly

hate the buggers "

Yip same

I was never a big fan of them before it but I now actually get the fear anytime I see one now

Give me giant spiders or snakes anyday before a cockroach...

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

In Andorra on way back from holiday when my kids were young. Came out of a shop and stepped on and in the biggest mound of dog shit ever recorded. I was wearing flip flops and it felt like I was skiing down the fucking main road. Kids thought it was hilarious. That was 35 years ago. I went back to Andorra for the first time two years ago. They still have a dog shit problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Andorra on way back from holiday when my kids were young. Came out of a shop and stepped on and in the biggest mound of dog shit ever recorded. I was wearing flip flops and it felt like I was skiing down the fucking main road. Kids thought it was hilarious. That was 35 years ago. I went back to Andorra for the first time two years ago. They still have a dog shit problem! "

Omg that actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine too was a slug. Twice.

I’ve twice discovered a slug in my kitchen, both times a discovered it barefoot by standing on it in the dark and it bursting. Revolting.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mine too was a slug. Twice.

I’ve twice discovered a slug in my kitchen, both times a discovered it barefoot by standing on it in the dark and it bursting. Revolting. "

Same, kitchen in my old house was a slug safari.

Urgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dunno.

last thing was cat sick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once put my bare foot into a Wellington boot and there was a toad inside"

Classy.lol

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Fishing hook.. Never went back to that beach for some reason...

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

So much slut hatred in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit, soft, warm and right between the toes

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Freezing cold fox poo bare foot aswel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... You've ever stepped in barefoot?

Mine was a slug. That was a bad day. For the slug in particular

Stinging jelly fish.. was agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time when I was on holiday in Tenerife I’d gone out with the lads drinking as you do, I woke up to something crawling on my face. I look and see a cockroach running off my bed. I’ve never sobered up so quick in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a slug

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's crazy how many slugs we've all stepped on

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My mouth, quite often get my foot stuck in ther for saying something I shouldn't

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