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By *rSsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Poundbury

You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cake

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A positive attitude towards the trans community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit like Fun4Two but with more dungeon space

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

An extensive wet room with proper power showers and hot water. The number of clubs that don't have this blows my mind.

Proper air-conditioning throughout the entire club. I've previously had to stop scenes because everyone involved got so slippery with sweat that it was impossible to continue.

All ceilings high enough for me to stand fully upright. I'm not *that* tall; this shouldn't be as much of an issue as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strict entrance policy - I am the only man allowed in.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

My hotlist

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By *rSsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Poundbury


"Strict entrance policy - I am the only man allowed in. "
. your club, your rules

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cake

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X

1) Air conditioning

2) Air conditioning

3) Air conditioning

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"1) Air conditioning

2) Air conditioning

3) Air conditioning "

True! Why are they always so warm!?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cake"

I know of one event that routinely has a cheeseboard.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it? "

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question? "

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

"

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Decent wet facilities.

Good and well equipped Dungeon with employed DM.

Equal pricing policy for all but a cap on all entrants and mixes dependent on the event advertised.

Well paid professional staff.

Indoor and outdoor play space.

Chill space.

Private play spaces.

An independent financial backer so that the club never had to balance finance vs practicality/necessity.

Yup, think that'll do. So Euromillions it is.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x"

Class save there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It already exists; VA Bedford x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x"

You’ve dug your hole.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

Class save there "

A for effort but not worked

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole. "

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi! "

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole. "

Yes, I’ve seen your hole........what’s your point?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

Class save there

A for effort but not worked "

Uh oh he's in trouble

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi! "

You’re my plus 1!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

Class save there

A for effort but not worked

Uh oh he's in trouble "

Don’t you start!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it? "

Sex?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey "

We can start our own . It will be super glamorous and exciting with hot men serving us drinks

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey

We can start our own . It will be super glamorous and exciting with hot men serving us drinks "

Can I come?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey "

Come to mine!

Both your names are on the list

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!"

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey

We can start our own . It will be super glamorous and exciting with hot men serving us drinks "

Now this is absolutely a bit of me!!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

Exactly!!! So much for best friend!

We can go to a better club Lacey

We can start our own . It will be super glamorous and exciting with hot men serving us drinks "

Hmmm...i've always wanted to try bartending

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now. "

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1 "

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella "

I didn’t put your trophy’s name down, don’t see her complaining cause she knows she can be there anytime

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella "

We're only pulling his leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

I didn’t put your trophy’s name down, don’t see her complaining cause she knows she can be there anytime "

Yeah but still mate I think you need to just admit defeat on this one.. your waaay too out numbered.. IMHO mate, I mean if you want to keep digging fella then at least I'll be able to get my trophy back when you are in the Cemetery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg "

Aye I know

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg Aye I know "

Phew!

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg "

Which one

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg

Which one "

The middle one of course!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Open 24/7. Proper beds with sheets, not the pleather pvc wooden bench stuff. 24 hour maids / cleaners. To clean rooms and change sheets after every play. Air con / heating. Free condoms. Rooms that are big enough to swing a cat in. Lots of theamed rooms / spaces like The Attic. Freash updated decor, new sofas. On site testing for std's. Lots of players, not sitting around looking pretty and chatting. Outside play gardens. Seperate area for eating a meal (bar snack type) not the Aldi style buffet. On site salon, for waxing, TV makeups and make overs ect. Soft fluffy towels.

Well you did ask. if I won the lottery, I'd really try to make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg

Which one

The middle one of course! "

Anyone would think this is a swinge.. oh hang on a mo.. it is

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg

Which one

The middle one of course! "

I wish! PM me and we’ll arrange it haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Pst NYC.. I'd give up mate I think you have blown it now fella

We're only pulling his leg

Which one

The middle one of course!

Anyone would think this is a swinge.. oh hang on a mo.. it is "

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it? "

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

"

I'm interested to see how long this list will be by the end of the thread

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Open 24/7. Proper beds with sheets, not the pleather pvc wooden bench stuff. 24 hour maids / cleaners. To clean rooms and change sheets after every play. Air con / heating. Free condoms. Rooms that are big enough to swing a cat in. Lots of theamed rooms / spaces like The Attic. Freash updated decor, new sofas. On site testing for std's. Lots of players, not sitting around looking pretty and chatting. Outside play gardens. Seperate area for eating a meal (bar snack type) not the Aldi style buffet. On site salon, for waxing, TV makeups and make overs ect. Soft fluffy towels.

Well you did ask. if I won the lottery, I'd really try to make it happen. "

Can we be first through the door when you open this club?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

I'm interested to see how long this list will be by the end of the thread "

I’m hoping the thread ends soon as I’ve already pissed off enough people haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

I'm interested to see how long this list will be by the end of the thread

I’m hoping the thread ends soon as I’ve already pissed off enough people haha "

Go big or go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

I'm interested to see how long this list will be by the end of the thread

I’m hoping the thread ends soon as I’ve already pissed off enough people haha "

Really how do you work that one out fella?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1 "

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club "

ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!

I need to lie down......

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Pool table

Sky sports

Dart board

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

In alphabetical order:

Amana

CurvyPrincess

LaceyRed - my plus 1

Lexi - vip and free entry whenever she wants

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

I'm interested to see how long this list will be by the end of the thread

I’m hoping the thread ends soon as I’ve already pissed off enough people haha "

That's why I just said my hotlist

Has pretty much the same people on, without causing myself trouble

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club "

Fuck yeah!

Anyone else coming?

You're all VIPs in my club

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club

Fuck yeah!

Anyone else coming?

You're all VIPs in my club"

Oi!!! Stop stealing my clientele!!!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club

Fuck yeah!

Anyone else coming?

You're all VIPs in my club

Oi!!! Stop stealing my clientele!!!!"

Sorry mate.

Tell you what you can have a membership too.

No way I'd be able to satisfy them all on my own

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"You can design the world’s best swingers club!

What would you have in it?

Amana

CurvyPrincess

Quacksplat

Sparkle

TinderGirl

And no men allowed except me.

Oh wait, isn’t that what you meant in your question?

Your name doesn’t need going down. VIP x

You’ve dug your hole.

At least we all know where we stand eh Lexi!

You’re my plus 1!!!

Too late buster. I know where I stand in the pecking order now.

You’ll always be my number one Lexi Lacey.will always be my plus 1

Bottom of the list... I'm off to _ockosaurus' club

Fuck yeah!

Anyone else coming?

You're all VIPs in my club

Oi!!! Stop stealing my clientele!!!!

Sorry mate.

Tell you what you can have a membership too.

No way I'd be able to satisfy them all on my own "

Can’t, I’ve already one membership. And my club is free entry haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

This thread is killing me

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"This thread is killing me "

I also have a first aid room in my club

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club "

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman "

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman "

Oooo I have a blue light card!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!"

Yes! Totally bluffed you!

I can't run a club like that. I'd go bust!

See all you ladies in NYC's club

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!"

Slut

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!

Yes! Totally bluffed you!

I can't run a club like that. I'd go bust!

See all you ladies in NYC's club "

I make money in other ways. The beds are sponsored by durex

The bar sponsored by Aldi

The entrance is sponsored by Xbox

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!

Slut"

I try and do something nice, welcoming the masses....a club for everyone (except too many single males) and I still get abuse

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon


"Open 24/7. Proper beds with sheets, not the pleather pvc wooden bench stuff. 24 hour maids / cleaners. To clean rooms and change sheets after every play. Air con / heating. Free condoms. Rooms that are big enough to swing a cat in. Lots of theamed rooms / spaces like The Attic. Freash updated decor, new sofas. On site testing for std's. Lots of players, not sitting around looking pretty and chatting. Outside play gardens. Seperate area for eating a meal (bar snack type) not the Aldi style buffet. On site salon, for waxing, TV makeups and make overs ect. Soft fluffy towels.

Well you did ask. if I won the lottery, I'd really try to make it happen. "

Fancy starting a syndicate?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!

Slut

I try and do something nice, welcoming the masses....a club for everyone (except too many single males) and I still get abuse "

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"This thread is killing me

I also have a first aid room in my club

I give free memberships to emergency services, including paramedics and fireman

I give free membership and alcohol to everyone!!!

Slut

I try and do something nice, welcoming the masses....a club for everyone (except too many single males) and I still get abuse

"

Haha I’d have forgiven you with just one

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By *rSsh OP   Man
over a year ago

Poundbury

Have to agree with clean sheets - I remember being in a club in Devon where the place was soaked with squirt. Which was actually pretty grim

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Pizza

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~

Free invisibility cloaks

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"Open 24/7. Proper beds with sheets, not the pleather pvc wooden bench stuff. 24 hour maids / cleaners. To clean rooms and change sheets after every play. Air con / heating. Free condoms. Rooms that are big enough to swing a cat in. Lots of theamed rooms / spaces like The Attic. Freash updated decor, new sofas. On site testing for std's. Lots of players, not sitting around looking pretty and chatting. Outside play gardens. Seperate area for eating a meal (bar snack type) not the Aldi style buffet. On site salon, for waxing, TV makeups and make overs ect. Soft fluffy towels.

Well you did ask. if I won the lottery, I'd really try to make it happen.

Can we be first through the door when you open this club? "

Yes, of course! Free lifetime membership, to my first honeted guests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young men that I'd like to play with that aren't my fwb, would be nice!!

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