FabSwingers.com forum: Pork scratchings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pig dermatitis!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The m & s fresh ones are amazing.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

My butcher sells a massive bag for £5, best ones I’ve ever had so yummy so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% yes. the artisan ones with different flavours... the cheap ones on one of those cardboard sheets behind the bar... the posh ones in gastropubs.

100% yes to all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pig dermatitis!"

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Oh YES!!! OP

but the problem is once you have one you have to eat the whole packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Yes, yes, YES, OH MY GOD YES!

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Yes. Yes, yes, YES, OH MY GOD YES!"

What he said ^

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I am a Butcher and all I will say is

Sorry Ivy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh YES!!! OP

but the problem is once you have one you have to eat the whole packet

This is my current dilemma.

I ran out

I ate 2 small ....I mean they were tiny....bags and now have none left and want more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes...but my teef can't have them anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh YES!!! OP

but the problem is once you have one you have to eat the whole packet

This is my current dilemma.

I ran out

I ate 2 small ....I mean they were tiny....bags and now have none left and want more."

Get more. You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I am a Butcher and all I will say is

Sorry Ivy

But that means you have supplies right?

You know how you said you wanted to visit me and sophie....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pig dermatitis!"

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh YES!!! OP

but the problem is once you have one you have to eat the whole packet

This is my current dilemma.

I ran out

I ate 2 small ....I mean they were tiny....bags and now have none left and want more.

Get more. You know you want to.

But the local shop has none, it would mean getting dressed and going to a big shop....on a lazy saturday

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

overdosed on those little bags they sold in pubs in my twenties when I was dating someone who ran a bar & can't stand them now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well I am a Butcher and all I will say is

Sorry Ivy

But that means you have supplies right?

You know how you said you wanted to visit me and sophie....

Oh I have supplies and you're welcome to them .

I'll bring a Kilo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh YES!!! OP

but the problem is once you have one you have to eat the whole packet

This is my current dilemma.

I ran out

I ate 2 small ....I mean they were tiny....bags and now have none left and want more.

Get more. You know you want to.

But the local shop has none, it would mean getting dressed and going to a big shop....on a lazy saturday

Then there's only one thing for it, pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I am a Butcher and all I will say is

Sorry Ivy

But that means you have supplies right?

You know how you said you wanted to visit me and sophie....

Oh I have supplies and you're welcome to them .

I'll bring a Kilo

So when do you get here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

overdosed on those little bags they sold in pubs in my twenties when I was dating someone who ran a bar & can't stand them now "

I can't see an overdose possible I am afraid. Raised in pubs, my childhood was barsnacks, it is impossible

Scampi fries

Bacon fries

Pistachio nuts

Pork scratchings

Walkers crisps

KP nuts

These things helped me grow lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yay..... Although I did throw up mid blow job after eating a bag (and drinking many vodkas)

That was not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay..... Although I did throw up mid blow job after eating a bag (and drinking many vodkas)

That was not pleasant

Oh wow, I bet that was quite the night for the poor dude

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not for me!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well I am a Butcher and all I will say is

Sorry Ivy

But that means you have supplies right?

You know how you said you wanted to visit me and sophie....

Oh I have supplies and you're welcome to them .

I'll bring a Kilo

So when do you get here?

That may be down to someone else bringing me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh wow pork scratchings food of the gods

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Yay..... Although I did throw up mid blow job after eating a bag (and drinking many vodkas)

That was not pleasant

Oh wow, I bet that was quite the night for the poor dude

I was ever the lady and didn't get any on him. Told him to stay there as I went to freshen up

went back to the room where he was laid in the same position hard as ever so went back to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer pork crunch.

I could just eat a bag right now

The best thing about them is

no one in my house likes them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork Crunch is an abomination!

Q's and black country pork scratchings are the best I've had. But home made are just beaut!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh yes!!

Pork scratchings from the butchers.... carb free and delicious (I just ignore the fact that it’s just pure fat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

Shhh you, you dont even like steak and lamb so you don't count

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh yes!!

Pork scratchings from the butchers.... carb free and delicious (I just ignore the fact that it’s just pure fat)

I ate alot of them on a keto diet lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

Shhh you, you dont even like steak and lamb so you don't count "

I will now keep all my scampi fries to myself then!!!!

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over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not for me I did earlier them once when I was a little d*unk and hungry.

But, now and at my age I value my teeth

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?"
pint and a pack of pork scratchings go together so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm love a bag of arse holes and eye lids

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I enjoy only a few at a time and I don't mean by the packet unless with obviously when drinks are involved then it's crunch time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm love a bag of arse holes and eye lids

Easy to find the former, they are everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh yes!!

Pork scratchings from the butchers.... carb free and delicious (I just ignore the fact that it’s just pure fat)

I ate alot of them on a keto diet lol"

Yep I’ve done that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmm love a bag of arse holes and eye lids

Easy to find the former, they are everywhere

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By *ailorJerryLoversCouple
over a year ago

South Herts

Yes and double yes.

We both love pork scratchings!

Had a pork scratching advent calendar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

overdosed on those little bags they sold in pubs in my twenties when I was dating someone who ran a bar & can't stand them now

I can't see an overdose possible I am afraid. Raised in pubs, my childhood was barsnacks, it is impossible

Scampi fries

Bacon fries

Pistachio nuts

Pork scratchings

Walkers crisps

KP nuts

These things helped me grow lol"

Bloody hell Ivy! that sounds like heaven. may I join you in this magical place

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

Shhh you, you dont even like steak and lamb so you don't count "

What ?? Who doesn't like Steak or Lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use to Ivy.

not anymore. prefer stripes of bacon in my pack nowadays

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Zero carbs... perfect diet snack, who'd have thought it?!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Eeeewwwww no! Last time I had a packet I pulled a big bit out that was literally ear shaped ~ put me off forever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Eeeewwwww no! Last time I had a packet I pulled a big bit out that was literally ear shaped ~ put me off forever

Not from my shop I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat the big bags of Black Country scratchings from the butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm pork scratchings

Question is whether you can get chicken itchings?

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By *r and Mrs PenguinCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

As u guys seem to love pork scratching as much as myself.

If and when u go to Spain on hols or if u live there,

When u go to a tapas bar, usually before 13.00 Then u should ask for "Morro".

It is the freshest pork scratching u will have. Served warm and covered in sea salt.

You'll thank me later hehe.

And please bring me some back.

Mrs P x x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

Shhh you, you dont even like steak and lamb so you don't count "

I wholeheartedly agree with Sophie! Lamb is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just no.....even listening to you eat them OP

Shhh you, you dont even like steak and lamb so you don't count

I wholeheartedly agree with Sophie! Lamb is

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes and double yes.

We both love pork scratchings!

Had a pork scratching advent calendar. "

Living the dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

overdosed on those little bags they sold in pubs in my twenties when I was dating someone who ran a bar & can't stand them now

I can't see an overdose possible I am afraid. Raised in pubs, my childhood was barsnacks, it is impossible

Scampi fries

Bacon fries

Pistachio nuts

Pork scratchings

Walkers crisps

KP nuts

These things helped me grow lol

Bloody hell Ivy! that sounds like heaven. may I join you in this magical place

It was great, always had pop on tap, bar snacks to keep and my siblings quiet, always people to talk to, and huge living quarters upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As u guys seem to love pork scratching as much as myself.

If and when u go to Spain on hols or if u live there,

When u go to a tapas bar, usually before 13.00 Then u should ask for "Morro".

It is the freshest pork scratching u will have. Served warm and covered in sea salt.

You'll thank me later hehe.

And please bring me some back.

Mrs P x x "

OMG I have spent so much time in Spain and never knew

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

With a pint? Yes please!

One of my acquired tastes from the UK

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By *rSshMan
over a year ago

Poundbury

No - I don’t eat meat

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By *aturisttwoCouple
over a year ago

dumfries

"My butcher sells a massive bag for £5, best ones I’ve ever had so yummy so wrong "

Does he do Mail Order ????

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Ivy, you need to buy the Black Country Snacks scratchings from Amazon.

13 quid for a kg of lovely devils toenails.

You can buy seasoned or unseasoned.

Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ivy, you need to buy the Black Country Snacks scratchings from Amazon.

13 quid for a kg of lovely devils toenails.

You can buy seasoned or unseasoned.

Delicious."

Had them, when I was on keto

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Have to agree - pork scratchings from a Butchers are the best! Love the salt fix!

Followed closely by salted cashew's!

Starting to lick my lips now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the most wonderful pork scratching in a pub in heysham.... they were hot with apple sauce... they were lush xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love pork scratchings, M&S do pork crackling straws which are amazing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?"

Pig Eczema, no ta.

You can have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love pork scratchings but I've broken teeth on them and the dentist is expensive!!!

They're a treat now

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes,yes yes.

Not often but savoured when had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just bought a posh bag that's flavoured with Coleman's mustard... I am a little excited, I'm not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the light puffy ones but covered in Worcester sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had the most wonderful pork scratching in a pub in heysham.... they were hot with apple sauce... they were lush xxx"

Oooo now they do sound good!

Still sad I ran out. Must get more next week

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh absolutely and a vital part of a keto/carnivore diet, crushed, they make an excellent coating to fry chicken in.

Watch out for hidden nasties, even the 100% pork ones have MSG in them.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No. Bloody horrible things.

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By *ardinal FangMan
over a year ago

Sandy

When I lived in Birmingham you used to be able to get bags of huge, greasy and crispy scratchings at the Bull Ring Indoor Market, they were fantastic.

They also used to come round the pubs, selling scratchings and cockles. Halcyon days.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pig dermatitis!

Yummy

Piggy eczema. nom.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mmmm love them

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Butchers ones are the best

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?"

Can’t beat the real Black Country hand made scratchings ,,,,, love them

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

They’re delish! I fear for my teeth with every bite.

Discovered some puffy type ones the other week, can’t find them anywhere now

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When I ate meat didnt like them! I'm sure they are the kids toe clippings!

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Insanely delicious, it's good they only come in small portions.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?"

As long as they haven’t got the hair then I love them, hubby thinks they’re disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay or nay?

I love those salted, jawbreaking crunchy pieces of hairy pig skin.

You?

As long as they haven’t got the hair then I love them, hubby thinks they’re disgusting "

Yea the hair a little off putting but we like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a patch on scampi fries ...

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Normal pork scratching yes not the over priced flavoured ones you get in pubs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Bleuuurgh they look like crusty toe nails complete with the odd hair still attached.

I'll stick with pub scampi fries, nuts and crisps thank you very much

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Pigs ears, toenails and arse holes! Probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No arghhhh

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

These were my craving the first time I was pregnant

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh yes!! Has to be proper scratchings though - not the pork crunch stuff

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loveeeee! With a nice cold beer too

Her x

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I went to cCorby and bought a bag of salt, flavoured with pork scratchings. If I say it's salty, then it really is.

The Butchers opposite St Hildred's shopping centre in Skeggy used to serve them, fresh from the hot section... worth the trip I'd say.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A BIG F'ING YES!

Especially when we're out on the ale we usually demolish a bag or two. Throw in some Scotch eggs, pork pies, chutney and you won't get rid of us.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Tent to find the best ones come from the Black Country in my opinion.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A BIG F'ING YES!

Especially when we're out on the ale we usually demolish a bag or two. Throw in some Scotch eggs, pork pies, chutney and you won't get rid of us."

Now that's an amazing idea for a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A BIG F'ING YES!

Especially when we're out on the ale we usually demolish a bag or two. Throw in some Scotch eggs, pork pies, chutney and you won't get rid of us."

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

just remind me Justchillis.co.uk. Just got a new Range of Pork Scratchings

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Used to like them but some are like granite!

Veggie now.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Yeah

But not pork crackles

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

"When I lived in Birmingham you used to be able to get bags of huge, greasy and crispy scratchings at the Bull Ring Indoor Market, they were fantastic.

They also used to come round the pubs, selling scratchings and cockles. Halcyon days. "
those from the Birmingham market were the best think the place that sold them was called averills . Other than that KVE scratching are probably the best

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