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"my big fat swinger wedding " | |||
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"I'm just thinking of the scoring in Come Fab with Me, usually in the back of the taxi, holding up the 7 and saying "Well it would have been an 8 cos the oral was great, but she didn't swallow and had a fanny like a bucket after the other contestants had all double-fisted her" Or alternatively, the single guys would mark all the women 10 as they hadn't managed a meet this century even if the above comments applied, the woman all described themselves as athletic (sumo wrestling's a sport isn't it?) and all had faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp " Lol you pipped me to the post...would add much more fun to the night!! | |||
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"I'm just thinking of the scoring in Come Fab with Me, usually in the back of the taxi, holding up the 7 and saying "Well it would have been an 8 cos the oral was great, but she didn't swallow and had a fanny like a bucket after the other contestants had all double-fisted her" Or alternatively, the single guys would mark all the women 10 as they hadn't managed a meet this century even if the above comments applied, the woman all described themselves as athletic (sumo wrestling's a sport isn't it?) and all had faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp " Your wit is cutting ...to the chase and very very funny | |||
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"Yep i`d go with Come Dine with me aswell....watching it now,they could include the sexual skills into the score....Great hosts,food was lovely,fantastic cock but was abit selfish so....8/10 " LMAO | |||
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"With Sharon back in town... "Rearenders" Worried about ya first meet... "It'll be alright on the night" Do I stay, or leave? "Crossroads" Fuck the Week Big Bugger Britains got Tampons The XXX Factor " LMAO | |||
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"This is the precis I sent to LivingTV....goes into production within the next few weeks Gangbang In Our Living Room This wonderful new show sees couples going head-to-head to create the ultimate shagging experience in their own homes. With a strict budget and just three days to transform their home into a fully-functioning house of pleasure, this is swinging with a difference. Guests only have to pay what they think the meet is worth and the winning couple takes the most money on the night. Everything is at … stake as guests consider decor, cleanliness, condom availability and mattress quality when paying their bill. " Love the bit about guests only paying what they consider the value of the meet | |||
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"you are the weakest link good bye!!! " Would nt that be hilarious....;-) | |||
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"The Gang Bang Theory" Awesome | |||
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"yeah especially with anne robinson in chains n leather oooo " OMG she would be a natural I d imagine... | |||
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"Fabs got talent? " You could be on a winner here | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)" The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning "And on the conveyor tonight..........." | |||
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"Opportunity Knocks " I am visualising!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning "And on the conveyor tonight..........."" And what about Deal or no Deal | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)" Got contacted on another site asking if I wanted to take part in come swing with me....rip off version with no class lol I respectfully declined.... | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning "And on the conveyor tonight..........." And what about Deal or no Deal " Men behaving badly? | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) Got contacted on another site asking if I wanted to take part in come swing with me....rip off version with no class lol I respectfully declined...." OMG really? I could imagine that being more fun to watch than to take part... | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) The Generation Game could take on a whole new meaning "And on the conveyor tonight..........." And what about Deal or no Deal Men behaving badly?" Now that would be great as the series was soooo entertaining. | |||
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"orange county choppers. many wrecks on here need major rebuilds " ..... * cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l- | |||
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"Opportunity Knocks I am visualising!!!!!!!!!! " Just not using the clapometer | |||
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"Opportunity Knocks I am visualising!!!!!!!!!! Just not using the clapometer " What would we use instead?;-) | |||
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"Opportunity Knocks I am visualising!!!!!!!!!! Just not using the clapometer What would we use instead?;-)" swingometer? | |||
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"cum dancing?? " Brilliant | |||
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"Opportunity Knocks I am visualising!!!!!!!!!! Just not using the clapometer What would we use instead?;-) swingometer?" and we would be measuring.. errr... heart rates? orgasms? | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-)" Play your cards right? | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) Play your cards right?" I'm trying | |||
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"nudes at 10 " with Trevor? | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) Play your cards right?I'm trying" 3 men in a boat??? | |||
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"What TV programms could easily be adapted to the world of Fabs? I was wondering about Come dine with me.... as a swing gathering... or....?;-) Play your cards right?I'm trying 3 men in a boat???" MMM ....F...F...F? | |||
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"Mr (flick the ) Bean " I want some of what you are having this evening - your suggestions are brilliant | |||
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"Mr (flick the ) Bean I want some of what you are having this evening - your suggestions are brilliant " blush !!! just moments of madness hehe! x or pent up sexual fustration ...pmsl ! | |||
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"Was just thinking about the old Fawlty Towers and what THAT would be like in Swing Language ... nawty showers ? " Flowery twats, Watery Owls...think they were a couple of the signs..... | |||
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"Mr (flick the ) Bean I want some of what you are having this evening - your suggestions are brilliant blush !!! just moments of madness hehe! x or pent up sexual fustration ...pmsl ! " Seems to make you post brilliant stuff | |||
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"Was just thinking about the old Fawlty Towers and what THAT would be like in Swing Language ... nawty showers ? Flowery twats, Watery Owls...think they were a couple of the signs....." Woman!!!! You need sex, I can see that!!! | |||
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"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........ The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please) " With Mr T still? | |||
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"Swinging on Nice. " Hey you are on a roller this afternoon Whats the secret? | |||
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"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........ The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please) With Mr T still? " Pablo as Hannibal (if we can get him away from his "that book" fantasies) Rentadread as Mr T Ryan and DaveJR can be interchangeable as "Howling Mad" Murdoch and The Faceman Obviously me and you Aphro, we'll be damsels in distress who find them and end up gutsy heroines able to strip an AK47 whilst deciding which bandolier looks better with our Stella McCartney designer clothes and Jimmy Choos....(or Linda McCartney sausages and Felipe Flops) | |||
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"If you've got a problem and no-one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ........ The Anal Team dandandan dadadada (Admin, we need sound effects please) With Mr T still? Pablo as Hannibal (if we can get him away from his "that book" fantasies) Rentadread as Mr T Ryan and DaveJR can be interchangeable as "Howling Mad" Murdoch and The Faceman Obviously me and you Aphro, we'll be damsels in distress who find them and end up gutsy heroines able to strip an AK47 whilst deciding which bandolier looks better with our Stella McCartney designer clothes and Jimmy Choos....(or Linda McCartney sausages and Felipe Flops) " Good cast - except with my boisterous personality I probably end up shotting your toes in all that excitement... and then I d have to kiss em better...?;-) | |||
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"Multi Coloured Swap Shop TISWAS (This is swinging wet and sexy) TISWAS XXXX noo TITWANK YESSSS" | |||
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"Absolutely Fabulous " Imagine Joanna Lumley being part of it...;-) | |||
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"Changin grooms" More like Changing Wombs. | |||
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"Changin grooms More like Changing Wombs." lol | |||
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"I'm just thinking of the scoring in Come Fab with Me, usually in the back of the taxi, holding up the 7 and saying "Well it would have been an 8 cos the oral was great, but she didn't swallow and had a fanny like a bucket after the other contestants had all double-fisted her" Or alternatively, the single guys would mark all the women 10 as they hadn't managed a meet this century even if the above comments applied, the woman all described themselves as athletic (sumo wrestling's a sport isn't it?) and all had faces like a bulldog chewing a wasp " FUNNNNY AS!!! | |||
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"Can we add radio shows? "Just a minute" - no hesitation, some repetion and lots of deviation!" Good idea, start with the Archers ?;-) | |||
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"snatch of the day " | |||
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"Inspect-her Gadget (Playing) Home & Away How I Met (& Slept With) Your Mother " nice one | |||
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"carkeys and crutch " Excellent | |||
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