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"Evening jimbo!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella.  You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You know what that means, don't you? | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing "Shall I chop it off. You have another one  | |||
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"Evening jimbo! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You know what that means, don't you?"It means I should also wear my superman t shirt and we can have a couples profile ?! | |||
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"So I've just finished season 2, I'm way behind, but definitely enjoying it! And that's why I'm up so late. What a storyteller I am, eh? "Haha, cool story, Kit. I kinda gave up after season 3, because I thought it had concluded. | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing "If you're in bed, you're comfortably numb. | |||
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"So I've just finished season 2, I'm way behind, but definitely enjoying it! And that's why I'm up so late. What a storyteller I am, eh?
Haha, cool story, Kit. I kinda gave up after season 3, because I thought it had concluded."Well no spoilers please | |||
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"Kitty and I were talking about Line of Duty. Just so you know." Are you are doing a recap for us | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface" My gnome is showered in blossom. | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one "I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom." I have seen your gnome | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
If you're in bed, you're comfortably numb."This is true. I'm lying on my tummy and have the gentle snores of Mr KC in my ear  | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one
I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think "Numbfootsadface   | |||
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"Evening jimbo! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You know what that means, don't you?
It means I should also wear my superman t shirt and we can have a couples profile ?! "I was going to say, I'll buy you a coffee. But let's couple up in his 'n' hers t-shirts. | |||
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Been yonks since I've been here!! | |||
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"I’m still awake
I'm listening to Wet Wet Wet."Babs needs a Marti Pillow. See what I did there? | |||
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"So I've just finished season 2, I'm way behind, but definitely enjoying it! And that's why I'm up so late. What a storyteller I am, eh?
Haha, cool story, Kit. I kinda gave up after season 3, because I thought it had concluded.
Well no spoilers please "I wouldn't do that, I've got a lousy memory. | |||
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"Kitty and I were talking about Line of Duty. Just so you know. Are you are doing a recap for us "I don't want to post any spoilers for Kitty. And I won't. | |||
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"I’m still awake
I'm listening to Wet Wet Wet.
Babs needs a Marti Pillow.
See what I did there? " | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one
I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think "I'm going to call my next band Numb Foot. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom." I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand | |||
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"Kitty and I were talking about Line of Duty. Just so you know. Are you are doing a recap for us
I don't want to post any spoilers for Kitty. And I won't."No I meant a recap on the final posts in the last thread
You don't seem like a spoiler spoiler to me | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand "He would be a happy gnome then | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I have seen your gnome" You have seen my tree dwelling gnome.  | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
If you're in bed, you're comfortably numb.
This is true. I'm lying on my tummy and have the gentle snores of Mr KC in my ear "  | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one
I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think
I'm going to call my next band Numb Foot."What is your current band called? Numb Erect? | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I have seen your gnome You have seen my tree dwelling gnome. "The £2 one? | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one
I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think
I'm going to call my next band Numb Foot."I'll be a groupie | |||
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"Good evening Jim!, from the artist formerly known as...... Wonderwoman!!
Been yonks since I've been here!!"Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Crystal. It's good to see you. I wondered what happened to you. How the hell are you? | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand "We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not. | |||
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"Evening jimbo! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You know what that means, don't you?
It means I should also wear my superman t shirt and we can have a couples profile ?!
I was going to say, I'll buy you a coffee. But let's couple up in his 'n' hers t-shirts."Please may I have a coffee too? | |||
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"Good evening Jim!, from the artist formerly known as...... Wonderwoman!!
Been yonks since I've been here!!
Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Crystal. It's good to see you. I wondered what happened to you. How the hell are you?"Life happened and took a step away from the site for a while! Hope Salop is treating their favourite resident well? X | |||
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"Kitty and I were talking about Line of Duty. Just so you know. Are you are doing a recap for us
I don't want to post any spoilers for Kitty. And I won't.
No I meant a recap on the final posts in the last thread
You don't seem like a spoiler spoiler to me "Oh. Erm, I can't remember. That was like half an hour ago. I can't remember everything. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not."You said your gnome was gay, so presumably is not fussed about the bosom?  | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not."Bosoms are good for everyone to just rest their head on. I’ve already offered mine out for that tonight to a friend in need | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
You said your gnome was gay, so presumably is not fussed about the bosom? "He might like a man boob | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
Bosoms are good for everyone to just rest their head on. I’ve already offered mine out for that tonight to a friend in need "Everybody needs a bosom for a Marti Pillow | |||
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"I'm in bed now. My foot is still numb. Fecking stupid thing
Shall I chop it off. You have another one
I've actually strongly considered having my leg chopped at the knee, but then I remember my hip doesn't work either and my FWB says stump pain is crappy and has struggled to find a prosthetic he can walk on. I'll have to take the numb foot, I think
I'm going to call my next band Numb Foot.
What is your current band called?
Numb Erect? "No, Anesthetised Stiffy. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I have seen your gnome You have seen my tree dwelling gnome.
The £2 one? "That's the fella. | |||
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"Evening jimbo! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. You know what that means, don't you?
It means I should also wear my superman t shirt and we can have a couples profile ?!
I was going to say, I'll buy you a coffee. But let's couple up in his 'n' hers t-shirts.
Please may I have a coffee too? "I'll give you a large one. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I have seen your gnome You have seen my tree dwelling gnome.
The £2 one?
That's the fella."*nods* | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. " Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego? | |||
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"Good evening Jim!, from the artist formerly known as...... Wonderwoman!!
Been yonks since I've been here!!
Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Crystal. It's good to see you. I wondered what happened to you. How the hell are you?
Life happened and took a step away from the site for a while! Hope Salop is treating their favourite resident well? X"Salop is treating me well. I hope you're all good. x | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
You said your gnome was gay, so presumably is not fussed about the bosom? "We just don't know what my gnome likes. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
Bosoms are good for everyone to just rest their head on. I’ve already offered mine out for that tonight to a friend in need "That's very thoughtful of you! | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
Bosoms are good for everyone to just rest their head on. I’ve already offered mine out for that tonight to a friend in need " | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
You said your gnome was gay, so presumably is not fussed about the bosom?
He might like a man boob "He could. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego? "It has put me off my Lego truth be told. | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I read that as showered in bosom. I didn’t understand
We don't know if my gnome is into bosom of not.
Bosoms are good for everyone to just rest their head on. I’ve already offered mine out for that tonight to a friend in need
That's very thoughtful of you!"Thank you x | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. " I was online window shopping for trainers. I saw some Adidas Lego trainers and thought of you. | |||
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"I think I shall join Mr KC in Sleepyville. Goodnight!" Sleep well Mrs KC I hope the numbness subsides | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
"Nooooooooo don’t give up | |||
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"twonkface You said it. Gnomeface My gnome is showered in blossom. I have seen your gnome You have seen my tree dwelling gnome.
The £2 one?
That's the fella.
*nods* " | |||
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"I think I shall join Mr KC in Sleepyville. Goodnight!" Night | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
"Is Neil from The Inbetweeners on Fab? | |||
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"I think I shall join Mr KC in Sleepyville. Goodnight!" Na night. x | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. I was online window shopping for trainers. I saw some Adidas Lego trainers and thought of you." Most women on here are known for their beauty and norks. Lois is known for her Lego | |||
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"Hello people " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Breaks. Happy Saturday. Smileyface | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
Is Neil from The Inbetweeners on Fab?"I have never seen The Inbetweeners | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
Nooooooooo don’t give up "It was the dribbling cock that did it | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. I was online window shopping for trainers. I saw some Adidas Lego trainers and thought of you. Most women on here are known for their beauty and norks. Lois is known for her Lego "And for being a bin twonk. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
Is Neil from The Inbetweeners on Fab?
I have never seen The Inbetweeners "Don't play with Neil's Lego. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. I was online window shopping for trainers. I saw some Adidas Lego trainers and thought of you. Most women on here are known for their beauty and norks. Lois is known for her Lego
And for being a bin twonk."It's no good I shall have to go UNLOS with the shame  | |||
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"Jim are you dehydrated? " No, but I'm going to have a can of Cola soon. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. I was online window shopping for trainers. I saw some Adidas Lego trainers and thought of you. Most women on here are known for their beauty and norks. Lois is known for her Lego
And for being a bin twonk.
It's no good I shall have to go UNLOS with the shame " | |||
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"Jim are you dehydrated? No, but I'm going to have a can of Cola soon." You haven’t been for a sit down wee. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
Is Neil from The Inbetweeners on Fab?
I have never seen The Inbetweeners
Don't play with Neil's Lego."I can confirm I have never had Lego up my bum | |||
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"Jim are you dehydrated? No, but I'm going to have a can of Cola soon. You haven’t been for a sit down wee. " I have, I just didn't share it with the thread. | |||
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"Babs there is Lego in the new public pics. Oh so there is is that what you were for, Lego?
It has put me off my Lego truth be told.
Is Neil from The Inbetweeners on Fab?
I have never seen The Inbetweeners
Don't play with Neil's Lego.
I can confirm I have never had Lego up my bum "Hahahaha. | |||
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"Jim are you dehydrated? No, but I'm going to have a can of Cola soon. You haven’t been for a sit down wee. I have, I just didn't share it with the thread." I’m sharing with the thread, I’m off for a wee and then bed night Jim x | |||
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"Jim are you dehydrated? No, but I'm going to have a can of Cola soon. You haven’t been for a sit down wee. I have, I just didn't share it with the thread. I’m sharing with the thread, I’m off for a wee and then bed night Jim x "Na night. x | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, sorry for not joining in earlier, but I've had a few mates round, Brother Dave's just gone, and im gonn get ma head down soon cos I've got ma second Pfizer jab this afternoon "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. No need to apologise. Good news about your second vaccination. I hope you didn't get brain freeze. | |||
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"Big jimmmmmm" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. Or, are you awake early? | |||
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"Big jimmmmmm Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. Or, are you awake early?" Gooooood eveninggg, also up for the day nowww | |||
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"I told you PP is online." They don't believe you! | |||
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"Big jimmmmmm Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. Or, are you awake early? Gooooood eveninggg, also up for the day nowww "In that case, good mooooooooooorning. | |||
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