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"Ok, you’ve read this so you must reply. Even though it’s of no interest to you. If you just happened to pass over the title and read because I asked you to you still have to reply. Otherwise... you’re bad mannered and rude. Thank you please." I wouldn't want to come across as bad mannered or rude so have a group hug | |||
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ? " Are you trying to trip me up? | |||
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"is this another thread about existential angst" I don’t believe in ghosts | |||
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"is this another thread about existential angst I don’t believe in ghosts" you seem haunted | |||
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ? Are you trying to trip me up?" In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ? Thanks in advance | |||
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"Do you need a cuddle " I do tonight. | |||
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ? Are you trying to trip me up? In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ? Thanks in advance " Stretching my legs. I’m very tall don’t you know! | |||
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"This was happening all last week" This is completely different in that I’m making a point. The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes. This is educational. Thank you for reading and replying please. | |||
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"This was happening all last week This is completely different in that I’m making a point. The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes. This is educational. Thank you for reading and replying please." | |||
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"FAF?" If I must | |||
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"What does OP mean?" Original poster, or octagonal parsnip. I forget which. | |||
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"What does OP mean? Original poster, or octagonal parsnip. I forget which." I’m the font of all knowledge nell. It’s original poster. Thank you | |||
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"FAF?" Hi maryfuckingpoppins didn’t reply to my messages about meeting her on a crowded train in business professional type clothing and having a conversation that leads to mutual seduction and then back to her place for some very unfulfilling vanilla sex and a custard slice. | |||
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"So demanding Mr Tender ! Suck me. Yessir " Now darn my socks. | |||
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"FAF?" What she said | |||
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"Suppose I reply seeing as I have to So needy " I didn’t make you read it! Or did I? I’m confused. | |||
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"Peek-a-boo " I see you. Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours! | |||
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"licks finger in anticipation " Just a minute! Non of that in here pal. | |||
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"Peek-a-boo I see you. Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours!" *L'Oréal flicks and does the "come hither" finger* | |||
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"Suppose I reply seeing as I have to So needy I didn’t make you read it! Or did I? I’m confused. " The answer to that we will never know | |||
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"And down on Sam’s rabbit hole I went..." Make sure you get right into the corners it’s been a while | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? " It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. | |||
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"Peek-a-boo I see you. Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours! *L'Oréal flicks and does the "come hither" finger*" Honestly, that brought back so many great wank memories | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t " Guilty of being nosey as per | |||
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"Suppose I reply seeing as I have to So needy I didn’t make you read it! Or did I? I’m confused. The answer to that we will never know " Just like the sexual life of a camel. | |||
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"Peek-a-boo I see you. Even under that big beautiful curly bonce of yours! *L'Oréal flicks and does the "come hither" finger* Honestly, that brought back so many great wank memories " Oooft, one for the wank bank | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Guilty of being nosey as per " Then I’m in good company | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Guilty of being nosey as per Then I’m in good company " Says hello x | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t " Your presence is all the encouragement I need. | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Your presence is all the encouragement I need." When does the educational bit start Sammi? | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Guilty of being nosey as per Then I’m in good company Says hello x" Hello | |||
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"So demanding Mr Tender ! Suck me. Yessir Now darn my socks." Sorry, I'm too busy with Henriette | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation." Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Your presence is all the encouragement I need. When does the educational bit start Sammi? " When you unzip my jeans baby! | |||
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"So demanding Mr Tender ! Suck me. Yessir Now darn my socks. Sorry, I'm too busy with Henriette " Suppose I’d better pop to greggs again! | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans " No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm " When? | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm " Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x | |||
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"I read the title because I always do. I didn’t read the OP because I often don’t Your presence is all the encouragement I need. When does the educational bit start Sammi? When you unzip my jeans baby!" Ahh we’re starting with anatomy. Very educational | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm When?" Yesterday. | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm " Iv got one of those tomorrow. | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm When? Yesterday. " And me my second one | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm Iv got one of those tomorrow. " I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects. Which is great... for them! I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck. You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face! Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter. So there. | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm When? Yesterday. And me my second one" You’ll be all vaccined up then yazzy! | |||
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" Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x" Cheers auntie. Send nudes. | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm Iv got one of those tomorrow. I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects. Which is great... for them! I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck. You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face! Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter. So there." Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that. I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up X | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm When? Yesterday. And me my second one You’ll be all vaccined up then yazzy! " Yep arm a bit painful but all good x | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm Iv got one of those tomorrow. I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects. Which is great... for them! I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck. You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face! Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter. So there. Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that. I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up X" We had our 1st ones roughly same time x | |||
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" Do they teach you nothing at school these days. Pricks are not meant to go in the arm but should go in the foof In all seriousness I hope your prick doesn't make you all sweaty and yucky x Cheers auntie. Send nudes." Any nudes of me would be worse than a nasty prick in your arm | |||
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"Nephew, should you not be in bed by now? It’s a fucking long story auntie but I’m not gonna bore everyone on this educational thread with it as it’s going quite well at the moment but I’m just not tired is the short explanation. Well I guess as it is not a school night you are allowed to indulge in shenanigans No shenanigans auntie, I had a nasty little prick in my arm Iv got one of those tomorrow. I know loads and loads of people that had next to no side effects. Which is great... for them! I’m fine but it threw my sleep patterns to total fuck. You’ll be absolutely fine and I’m told that the worse your side effects the harder your immune system must be so in my eyes It makes me a double hard bastard with the immune system of a prehistoric cliff face! Just cause I’ve been wrapped in three duvets with two hot water bottles doesn’t make me a big wetter. So there. Thanks lovely, its my second one and other than a sore arm and a feeling wiped out for about 24 hours I was fine so I'm hoping its the same as that. I don't have a sleep pattern anyway so nothing to fuck up X We had our 1st ones roughly same time x" We did indeed. Glad you have had it and feel ok. X | |||
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"Weirdo That face looks like you eating a vegetable slice" I actually spat my drink out then | |||
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"What does OP mean? Original poster, or octagonal parsnip. I forget which." Hehehehe! | |||
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"What’s wrong with the first step Op ? Are you trying to trip me up? In your avatar you’re clearly seen avoiding the first step and going straight to the second, can we clear up any confusion there may be about the first one, is this swingers code for something ? Thanks in advance Stretching my legs. I’m very tall don’t you know!" Always one step ahead! | |||
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"This was happening all last week This is completely different in that I’m making a point. The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes. This is educational. Thank you for reading and replying please." What are we learning exactly?! | |||
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"This was happening all last week This is completely different in that I’m making a point. The threads you referenced from last week were just piss takes. This is educational. Thank you for reading and replying please. What are we learning exactly?! " I forget now. | |||
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"Ok, no more replies now. Thanks to all those that replied just because they like me. I’ll see you both soon x" Nope not falling for that again | |||
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