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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They just look like chewed snot

I watch a lot of Rick Stein food programmes. He advocates for how tasty they are. Is he fibbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devil’s food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They just look like chewed snot

I watch a lot of Rick Stein food programmes. He advocates for how tasty they are. Is he fibbing? "

Yes

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you like the taste of the sea, you'll like oysters. If you don't, you won't.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"They just look like chewed snot

I watch a lot of Rick Stein food programmes. He advocates for how tasty they are. Is he fibbing? "

never been able to try them as whenever I could have, I decided better of it.

I know they are supposed to be an aphrodisiac but I will pass.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"They just look like chewy snot "

FTFY

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yep. Vile balls of pretentious snot purchased by those aiming to impress, get lucky or foolish enough to part with their money.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you like the taste of the sea, you'll like oysters. If you don't, you won't. "

I love anything to do with the sea, but it's the texture that puts me off oysters

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His pants are massively on fire. Bloody Rick.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

love oysters

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The food of the gods..

Fresh on Mersea Island in Essex...

Tom wolfs them by the dozen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The food of the gods..

Fresh on Mersea Island in Essex...

Tom wolfs them by the dozen..

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Did you read that the supply of oysters to Britain is going to halve because of Brexit and Covid?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The food of the gods..

Fresh on Mersea Island in Essex...

Tom wolfs them by the dozen..

Did you read that the supply of oysters to Britain is going to halve because of Brexit and Covid? "

There will be a glut and cheaper...if the French don't want them then Tom will wolf them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The food of the gods..

Fresh on Mersea Island in Essex...

Tom wolfs them by the dozen..

Did you read that the supply of oysters to Britain is going to halve because of Brexit and Covid?

There will be a glut and cheaper...if the French don't want them then Tom will wolf them"

One of the effects of oysters is speaking in the third person, I think it’s the omega 3s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congealed snot

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Fresh oysters are delicious.

I just shuck, drop of green Tabasco and down the hatch. Delicious.

Woman on the fish stall today selling Jersey oysters, puts her’s in the oven 3 mins, garlic and cheese.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Fresh oysters are delicious.

I just shuck, drop of green Tabasco and down the hatch. Delicious.

Woman on the fish stall today selling Jersey oysters, puts her’s in the oven 3 mins, garlic and cheese."

Garlic , butter and cheese Unser a grill

Pesto and cheese is nice too

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm guessing without the seasoning or sauces they taste like seawater.

I can't get past the look or texture of them to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them with a little horseradish it hot sauce.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Fresh oysters are delicious.

I just shuck, drop of green Tabasco and down the hatch. Delicious.

Woman on the fish stall today selling Jersey oysters, puts her’s in the oven 3 mins, garlic and cheese."

If you don't chew them how do you know they are delicious?

You could save yourself a few bob and swig on the Tabasco bottle.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I like them, but I can understand why people don't, they're an acquired taste

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Yep. Vile balls of pretentious snot purchased by those aiming to impress, get lucky or foolish enough to part with their money."

Were plentiful enough in olden times they even put them in Lancashire hotpot, A food of the poor.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Fresh oysters are delicious.

I just shuck, drop of green Tabasco and down the hatch. Delicious.

Woman on the fish stall today selling Jersey oysters, puts her’s in the oven 3 mins, garlic and cheese.

If you don't chew them how do you know they are delicious?

You could save yourself a few bob and swig on the Tabasco bottle.

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Still taste them if you swallow. Like spunk really.

The Tabasco just adds to the flavour or add what dressing you want.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bit of lemon and down the hatch with a taste explosion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love putting mine inside freshly showered (kärcher gentle speed) vaginas then gobble them up like a real proctologist would do x

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By *oppyinpantiesMan
over a year ago

Brigg

Taste like spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taste like spunk"

Which us a win-win in some eyes!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Would rather set my bollocks on fire while eating cow dung,,,,,, extreme I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible shit...

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Can only eat them deep fried in batter

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By *urydiceRisingWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Love them. Running my tongue along an oyster is divine. The taste, the texture, the ritual. All of it.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I once read a cheap paperback where a woman was captured by natives who shucked oysters from a bucket and dropped them into her vagina. Then slurped them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once read a cheap paperback where a woman was captured by natives who shucked oysters from a bucket and dropped them into her vagina. Then slurped them out."

Urgh

That's so disgusting I threw up in my mouth a bit!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I once read a cheap paperback where a woman was captured by natives who shucked oysters from a bucket and dropped them into her vagina. Then slurped them out.

Urgh

That's so disgusting I threw up in my mouth a bit!

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More a matter of taste I’d say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's definitely fibbing!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They just look like chewed snot

I watch a lot of Rick Stein food programmes. He advocates for how tasty they are. Is he fibbing? "

No they are lovely

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