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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?

Asking for a friend

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m a man. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I have to keep my hand in to have the wank in the first place

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!

"
need to be able to show it works to the next person that takes it out for a spin see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.

Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’m a man. Yes. "

Women do the wankings too, you know

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

A weekly inspection is needed at least and that's minimum. Although after this last year I need taking for a proper spin and a thorough MOT and examination

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Yea just fill up your monthly pill box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last mot no adviserors full working order

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"No "

Did your nose just grown then, Pinocchio?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I’m a man. Yes.

Women do the wankings too, you know

"

I don’t believe this and require evidence.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Weekly wank at the moment

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

It's more so that I can get on with stuff. Getting rid of the horny feeling is one less thing to cater for.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"OP, I have to keep my hand in to have the wank in the first place "

Ha

Left or right?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m really high maintenance; an essential oil change is requisite at least once a day….

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!

need to be able to show it works to the next person that takes it out for a spin see "

Haha , one careful lady owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm high maintenance

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.

Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat

"

A week? Blimey

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"OP, I have to keep my hand in to have the wank in the first place

Ha

Left or right? "

Both, usually…

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes .. just to confirm that I still can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All adds to my daily steps target on my Fitbit

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Weekly ??? Are you kidding? I could last a week if i was holding back for something but usually i choose daily maintenance

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yes .. just to confirm that I still can "

Existential masturbation - I like it!

‘I wank, therefore I am.’ - René Descartes (well, he might have said it at least)

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Descartes was definitely a wanker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?

Asking for a friend "

I found this post quite cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, I have to keep my hand in to have the wank in the first place

Ha

Left or right? "

Both (I'm awkward)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.

Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat

A week? Blimey "

That's not just one lasting a week

Too funny!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A weekly inspection is needed at least and that's minimum. Although after this last year I need taking for a proper spin and a thorough MOT and examination "

Don't we all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No..... Body work is letting the engine down at the moment. Needs a bit of TLC before its getting the engine turned over!

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham


"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?

Asking for a friend "

2/3 times daily minimum! Maybe more depending on daily activities

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"No..... Body work is letting the engine down at the moment. Needs a bit of TLC before its getting the engine turned over!"

I need a major service, an oil flush, and some new rubber all round.

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By *rossdressingsubTV/TS
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

One definitely has to keep one's hand in. You never know what might happen when the restrictions ease, so it's best to occasionally make sure that everything is in working order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I forget and then I think it’s been X amount of days and I worry about blockage’s, so then I have to check it’s all clear.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"All adds to my daily steps target on my Fitbit "

Now that did make me laugh

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yes, even if I'm not really in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"OP, I have to keep my hand in to have the wank in the first place

Ha

Left or right?

Both (I'm awkward)"

Wankbidexterous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try and drop the oil and flush the pipes as often as I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men do this on the regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every other day early morning wank before work.

If a guy leaves it too long then wet dreams can happen which are quite tasty too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's more so that I can get on with stuff. Getting rid of the horny feeling is one less thing to cater for. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a full MOT

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Yes, even if I'm not really in the mood"

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"It's more so that I can get on with stuff. Getting rid of the horny feeling is one less thing to cater for. "

Sometimes this. I consider that one a “Utility Wank” rather than maintenance as such.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My next service includes a full manscape I believe

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By *neoclockgunMan
over a year ago

London


"It's more so that I can get on with stuff. Getting rid of the horny feeling is one less thing to cater for.

Sometimes this. I consider that one a “Utility Wank” rather than maintenance as such."

There’s also the opposite... wanking instead of getting on with stuff. The Procrastination Wank.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My sex drive took a long vacation, then covid happened and I think it got stuck in quarantine somewhere,

Back now, and I'm catching up on maintenance

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My sex drive took a long vacation, then covid happened and I think it got stuck in quarantine somewhere,

Back now, and I'm catching up on maintenance "

Good to hear

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By *hick7uncutMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Most men do this on the regular "

I thought it was a daily thing.....I couldn't wait a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily maintenance wank (good for the prostate) and a big wank once/twice a week.

This is the current Covid schedule, during normal times it’s a maintenance wank Mon-Thurs if I’m going clubbing/have a meet or daily if I’m not

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I use my maintenance wank to help with my daily step count

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Twice a day after food - and maybe optional 3rd if one of the ladies on here says ‘hello’ - which obviously means ‘you’re so sexy I think my ovary just exploded!!’ - doesn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At morning glory.

Wakes you up.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Of course just to make sure everything is working properly

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Helps you sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helps you sleep "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one last Sunday

It was the first solo wank I'd had in 15 months

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I had one last Sunday

It was the first solo wank I'd had in 15 months "

In other news… localised flooding reported?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't consider it maintenance. I make an evening of it, light a few candles, glass of wine...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yep! Like a wee boredom wank.

Mrs kf x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Daily maintenance wank (good for the prostate) and a big wank once/twice a week.

This is the current Covid schedule, during normal times it’s a maintenance wank Mon-Thurs if I’m going clubbing/have a meet or daily if I’m not "

"Big Wank", is that like a "Big Shop"? Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not really maintenance for me, but the longer I don’t do it, the more it gets on my mind... think thats for everyone tho lol

After 2-3 days I gotta change the oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sets you up for the weekend a good wank. Anyone want to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to have a wank now and again to help with prostatitis got to clean the tubes out, anyone want to give me a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?

Asking for a friend "

I just burst out laughing

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!

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I try but I think my starter motor is on the Fritz and fails to get going then when it does start it conks out before the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weekly as the only time it gets used now adays. so have to make sure it works just in case i get an offer

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