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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol "

How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how long this post will stay up for but it made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol "

Yea I'd re think your plans.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Watch out for splinters

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I thought at first that you were referring to a pigeon made out of wood

I was going to caution against getting splinters in the old chap

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Watch out for splinters "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why a pigeon?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Watch out for splinters

Great minds "

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Just be careful out there, pigeon droppings are carcinogenic!!

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"

Be lucky to catch any kind of pigeon! Even a stool pigeon! I am not even sure how to go about catching a pigeon

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Not sure how long this post will stay up for but it made me smile."

It's only a bit of fun!

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Watch out for splinters "

Wood pigeon! Lol clever!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

At least you won't catch covid but what about avian bird flu?

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"why a pigeon?

"

Driving my truck this morning and a pigeon flew right into it on the motorway. That's his weekend fucked I thought! Poor thing.

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"At least you won't catch covid but what about avian bird flu?"

Should I make the pigeon wear a mask?

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By *ewfie02 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

Yea I'd re think your plans."

Any suggestions?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?

Be lucky to catch any kind of pigeon! Even a stool pigeon! I am not even sure how to go about catching a pigeon "

Dastardly & Muttley might have some ideas (success not guarranteed)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This weekend I am planning on having sex with a wood pigeon. Probably take me all weekend to catch one. I have never caught one yet. But it's excellent exercise. If I did catch one, I would wait for it to make the first move.

When I think about it, I don't actually fancy pigeons. Maybe I should re think my weekend plans!

Lol

How are you going to know if its a lady pigeon or a boy pigeon as they all look the same or are you not fussed either way?"

Fab straight its all good

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