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Ladies, have YOU ever been DICKMATISED?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dick + Hypn*tised = Dickmatised

When a dick is so good (perfect length, thickness, shape, angle) or fucks you so good (hits all the right places and makes you cum so hard and satisfies you so much) that you can't stop yourself going back for more. This applies particularly when the Man himself is Wrong for you, but his dick and/or the way he fucks you is just so good you can't help going back for more because you are dickmatised by his dick or the way he fucks.

He might be ugly

Maybe he's married

Maybe he's a dick personality

Maybe you are married

Maybe he's an ex who pissed you off

Maybe he's an OK guy but you just aren't interested in HIM as a person BUT..

... His dick and the way he fucks is just so good that you can't help yourself and keep going back for more.

Maybe you even confused dickmatisation with feelings and started a relationship based purely on how good the sex was.

So, ladies, have you ever been dickmatised?

Mine was an ex who I still agree to meet even though we broke up over ten years ago just because the sex is so good and I can't help myself

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Yep, my ex also. He was my first and been around the whole of my adult life and always knows just how to satisfy me with his perfect dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, also an ex.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

We used to call it dicksand

Caught in a boys dicksand, you can’t get out and the harder you struggle the faster you sink.

Coined after a girl that hated my guts wouldn’t stop txting me for booty calls.

5 years now and she still hits me up, even though it’s a 3 hour drive for her. I ain’t complaining

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Look into my japs eye. Not around the eye but in the japs eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’ve had dickpression though. When I’ve looked at a penis and it’s made me sad.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yep and that was a hard habit, I eventually replaced him with someone I actually could get on with who can cause the same physical response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh. Fuck, no.

Brainwashed though yes.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Heh. Fuck, no.

Brainwashed though yes. "

This

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope. I have an inside joke with one of my partners that I am and it's the only reason I keep coming back (I love him really!) but no sex is really good enough to put up with an asshole for. I've fallen back into the trap of having sex with an ex before but that sex is good because of familiarity and being with someone who spent years learning you. You can find that elsewhere with enough time and the right compatibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?"

Mingeatised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, when we stopped seeing each other, I was at a point where I couldn't cum, cos If I thought about him and the sex it made me cry, took me a few months to sort my self out, he recently got back in touch and wanted to meet up I declined his offer and blocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?"

vaginatised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, not so far anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. I have an inside joke with one of my partners that I am and it's the only reason I keep coming back (I love him really!) but no sex is really good enough to put up with an asshole for. I've fallen back into the trap of having sex with an ex before but that sex is good because of familiarity and being with someone who spent years learning you. You can find that elsewhere with enough time and the right compatibility. "

It’s a relief to read this. I can’t be the only man having a little trouble reading this thread. I’m a little scared now.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised"

Mingematised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised"

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised "

we may have a winner

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?"

Vagina Wizardry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised "

Surprise, surprise! When I tapped on the word to copy it, spellcheck said “no replacement found.”

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised "

Yes! Better. I missed out the m

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised

Yes! Better. I missed out the m "

I'm going to be giggling all day over this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised

Yes! Better. I missed out the m

I'm going to be giggling all day over this "

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

All the fucking time

Im a sucker for a pretty dick

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?"

Tis called being 'cunt struck' is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised

Yes! Better. I missed out the m

I'm going to be giggling all day over this "

You and Nora won the Fab Quote Award.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Tis called being 'cunt struck' is it not? "

Or how about "sleeved"?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Mingeatised

Mingematised

Yes! Better. I missed out the m

I'm going to be giggling all day over this

You and Nora won the Fab Quote Award. "

Ooooooh did we?! Do we get a prize?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve always used the term

Dicknotised

And

Minge struck

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No man is that good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no but i want to be dickmatised now

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"No man is that good x"

Not even at kissing x ?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No man is that good x

Not even at kissing x ? "

Kissing is entirely different x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I thought this would stand for Dick + Traumatised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dick is that good.

I've met men that have hypn@tised me into doing things to their dick though

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"No man is that good x

Not even at kissing x ?

Kissing is entirely different x"

So u know someone who is x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No man is that good x

Not even at kissing x ?

Kissing is entirely different x

So u know someone who is x "

I do x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Yeah not just the sex the whole chemistry... 23 years we were on and off... finally meeting the one person that makes me feel even more amazing and completes me has meant I've been able to make the break.

Although current partner suggested a 3sum with this guy the other day and I was a little bit all of a flutter but then realised nope. I just dont want that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

Tis called being 'cunt struck' is it not? "

Haha this made me laugh. I had a guy tell me this once, though he was very d*unk and turned up on my doorstep after the pub closed. Luckily my bf was a cuck at the time so we ended up having a threesome then I kicked him out lol

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By *nicorngirl2020Woman
over a year ago

Cranwell,Lincs

This made me laugh...

Yes very much so..

When the bit attached to the dick is so frustrating, stubborn and not relationship material and you know is no good for you. But you like the D and wish it wasn’t attached to said male and feel bad for it so go with it. Grits teeth... (poor cock)

*looks around to make sure he isn’t in the post ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance, no dick is that good.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Nope can't say I have but then if I don't like the person anymore I don't want them near me and I definitely don't want to have sex with them no matter how good sex may have been at one point .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick + Hypn*tised = Dickmatised

When a dick is so good (perfect length, thickness, shape, angle) or fucks you so good (hits all the right places and makes you cum so hard and satisfies you so much) that you can't stop yourself going back for more. This applies particularly when the Man himself is Wrong for you, but his dick and/or the way he fucks you is just so good you can't help going back for more because you are dickmatised by his dick or the way he fucks.

He might be ugly

Maybe he's married

Maybe he's a dick personality

Maybe you are married

Maybe he's an ex who pissed you off

Maybe he's an OK guy but you just aren't interested in HIM as a person BUT..

... His dick and the way he fucks is just so good that you can't help yourself and keep going back for more.

Maybe you even confused dickmatisation with feelings and started a relationship based purely on how good the sex was.

So, ladies, have you ever been dickmatised?

Mine was an ex who I still agree to meet even though we broke up over ten years ago just because the sex is so good and I can't help myself "

Love this new saying ! Yes I’ve been dickmatised a few times x

Never happened if I didn’t fancy the guy ... but it happened where maybe I didn’t have much of a connection apart from the sex and kept meeting for his dick x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick + Hypn*tised = Dickmatised

When a dick is so good (perfect length, thickness, shape, angle) or fucks you so good (hits all the right places and makes you cum so hard and satisfies you so much) that you can't stop yourself going back for more. This applies particularly when the Man himself is Wrong for you, but his dick and/or the way he fucks you is just so good you can't help going back for more because you are dickmatised by his dick or the way he fucks.

He might be ugly

Maybe he's married

Maybe he's a dick personality

Maybe you are married

Maybe he's an ex who pissed you off

Maybe he's an OK guy but you just aren't interested in HIM as a person BUT..

... His dick and the way he fucks is just so good that you can't help yourself and keep going back for more.

Maybe you even confused dickmatisation with feelings and started a relationship based purely on how good the sex was.

So, ladies, have you ever been dickmatised?

Mine was an ex who I still agree to meet even though we broke up over ten years ago just because the sex is so good and I can't help myself

Love this new saying ! Yes I’ve been dickmatised a few times x

Never happened if I didn’t fancy the guy ... but it happened where maybe I didn’t have much of a connection apart from the sex and kept meeting for his dick x "

I know that last bit. I used to meet a fireman who was hot and fucked so well! We were both single and I thought why not try getting to know him a bit and maybe new hot BF... Nope! We can zero conversation chemistry, was awkward. But the fucking was good so we stuck to just having sex, grunting, moaning and "thanks babe see you soon"

Oh well can't win them all. The D was good though...

Damn D! That's my problem haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

Best sex I've experienced was and is Mr Right, not Mr wrong

I'm lucky in that my fella is as awesome a human as he is a sexual tyranasaur

Lu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope.

Best sex I've experienced was and is Mr Right, not Mr wrong

I'm lucky in that my fella is as awesome a human as he is a sexual tyranasaur

Lu "

Mine was also the best sex. This isn't about best sex. It's about good or great sex but it was limited to that.

BTW you two are hot. Love your curves and cute little tattoos. So feminine and gorgeous.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Yep been there, its tough to resist sometimes!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lord, yes

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes twice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Dickmatised does make me think of traumatised, I think I prefer dicknotised!

Anyway, yes. Once. He was my Goldicock but not good for me outside of him being inside me. I can't even go back to one of my favourite places in the world because he's there and the siren song of his penis would be too strong to resist. I'm happy I'm not so impressionable now.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i split with my ex husband we carried on shagging because it was convenient and he was good but no noone has ever dicktamized me

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Definitely. One is married and the other definitely doesn’t look as if he’d hit the spot but they both are worth the effort for different reasons.

Best thing about Fab is finding people who tick your boxes in all the right ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

I did, and put up with so much in our time together.

I wouldn't go back now though but still haven't bettered that connection.

Hopefully soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call me devil dick as she always came back for it. Stupid me for always putting out so I had to say enough was enough otherwise I was always gunna be stuck in that place

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

My boyfriends dick fits me perfectly.

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