FabSwingers.com forum: Fingering a sausage

By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Wow!!! Bloke overtaking me in the motorway. I indicate right and wait. He slows right down. No cars to his right. He waits till I look at him them gives me the finger and speeds off!!!

Was going to just laugh but I thought “fuck it” and put my foot down. He was only in a transit. Caught up in no time. Pulled up next to him and slowed down till he looked over. I put my finger to his lips to shush him and then foot down again

Moral of the story? Don’t finger me! Wait....that’s not the moral!!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Cool story bro.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sounds like you let him get to you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So you fingered him too.... but more gently.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Sounds like you let him get to you

Haha noooooo! Actually giggled at myself when I thought of doing it

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"So you fingered him too.... but more gently."

My fingering hit the spot haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sing along to spotify quite alot in my Helmet on the way home from work even more so if the weather was nice, I could be quite loud while riding a bike isnt a problem

Until one day i was singing "I dont like Mondays" while coming up to some red lights before filtering on the dual carriage way, I passed a guy in a Transit.

The guy thought i had said something to him and wanted to fight me at the Red lights. He got out the car and everything. (Daft trying to fight anyone wearing full leather, helmet and kevlar gloves in the first place)

I just laughed at him and said i was singing and it had nothing to do with him then fucked off quick when my light went green thankfully very quickly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So you fingered him too.... but more gently.

My fingering hit the spot haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Bloke overtaking me in the motorway. I indicate right and wait. He slows right down. No cars to his right. He waits till I look at him them gives me the finger and speeds off!!!

Moral of the story? Don’t finger me! Wait....that’s not the moral!!!

How was IKEA? What did you buy

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

You put your finger to his lips? That's some crazy stunt driving

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"You put your finger to his lips? That's some crazy stunt driving"

Haha damn autocorrect!!! My lips! Not his

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Wow!!! Bloke overtaking me in the motorway. I indicate right and wait. He slows right down. No cars to his right. He waits till I look at him them gives me the finger and speeds off!!!

Moral of the story? Don’t finger me! Wait....that’s not the moral!!!

How was IKEA? What did you buy

Was fun. Got cups, glasses, candles, meatballs and jam.

The usual haha

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