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Reasons why you shouldn't evict spiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else? "

*you're.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're cool.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are your companion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else? "

They're a pretty unique fascinating creature no matter what kind or size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're cool. "

The big buggers? Or the ones with legs like a single strand of hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're cool.

The big buggers? Or the ones with legs like a single strand of hair? "

All of them.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else?

*you're. "

*Which one?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They are great conversationalists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not amused

I really don't like them - I wouldn't kill them but I don't like them in the house where they're planning on inviting all their mates over to drink from my mouth while I'm asleep

NOOOOOOO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else?

*you're.

*Which one?"

Both of them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! "

I haven't no, but I'm going to now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They can dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope nope nope. Wolf spiders out the door they go. Hundreds of babies on their backs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute!

I haven't no, but I'm going to now "

Do it!! He has converted my fwb from a spider hater!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love them; Jumping spiders and house spiders being my favourites

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nope nope nope. Wolf spiders out the door they go. Hundreds of babies on their backs. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!

I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! "

I'm going to now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my parents showed me Arachnophobia when i was like 4. So hated them since.

Living in the middle of nowhere and next to fields we get some horrificlyy massive ones around August/September when the Females are looking to mate.

I once had to pull out everything from under my bed, then broke a hoover at 3am after a giant one was above it. Tried to kill it and only wounded it and it fell down the side of the bed, so i was scared it was angry with me lol

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Well my parents showed me Arachnophobia when i was like 4. So hated them since."

You mean your parents, I hope..?

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

They catch the flys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.

But, a spider in the bath,

a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawly, creepy

crawly spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because

he wants to have a laugh!

With hairy legs and beady eyes

that terrify and tantalize!

But, a spider in the bath,

a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawly, creepy

crawly spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because

he wants to have a laugh!

I thought I'd put it down the drain

but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spider in the bath

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I live in an old house, with stripped floors, so I get loads.

My cat eats them, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope nope nope. Wolf spiders out the door they go. Hundreds of babies on their backs. "

I was pulling something out from the back of my desk that hadn't moved for awhile the other day. To find 5 or 6 of those massive egg sack things on the wall and graveyard of bugs that been the babies meals.

Debating setting the room on fire

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.

blah blah blah"

I always remembered Monkey Business from that...

We know it's monkey business

We know it isn't right

But when nobodies looking

We'll start a pillow fight!

Or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my parents showed me Arachnophobia when i was like 4. So hated them since.

You mean your parents, I hope..?"

Haha

I have told my Mum its her fault tbf when she has to collect them for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! "

Oh my he is really cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.

blah blah blah

I always remembered Monkey Business from that...

We know it's monkey business

We know it isn't right

But when nobodies looking

We'll start a pillow fight!

Or something like that."

I remember that too. They were always so catchy!

And played to death!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else? "

I like them, they're fascinating creatures. We have pretty stripey garden spiders outside in summer.

My son likes them too. When he was little I would catch particularly interesting specimens to show him.

No bug or creepy crawly haters in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!

I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good "

Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope nope nope. Wolf spiders out the door they go. Hundreds of babies on their backs. "

You keep mentioning this. And each time I die a little out of fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like spiders. At all. They should stay in the garden with nature.

They are the main reason my bedroom is hotter than a furnace in Summer, because out of the many windows here, they navigate towards mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that was a nightly visitor. She’d walk across the floor at around the same hour each evening. When she first appeared, she would scurry off if I moved. After a few days, she seemed unconcerned by my presence. After about an hour, she’d head back whence she came via the same route. I actually found myself greeting her when she appeared and then saying good night on her return.

What does that say about my Winter nights?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones around here wear hobnail boots. I imagine they’d just laugh and evict me

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones around here wear hobnail boots. I imagine they’d just laugh and evict me

J "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!

I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good

Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently). "

Have you you tubed the fights between the two ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They keep the arachnophobes out yer house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else would we do with all those conkers?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

We’re spider conservationists here too. If they want to move in out of the cold I don’t begrudge them. The cat unfortunately does like a good game of spider catch so they take their lives in their own legs really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! "
I'm so fu@#ing gullible, just googled pootube and walked into a whole heap of disturbing shit, literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From your home.

1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel

2) they eat the bugs for you

3) they're probably your biggest fan.

What else? "

They scare my kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after watching Lucas the Spider, the spider on my stairs is not at risk of eviction by other household members who were scared of it and now aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!

I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good

Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently).

Have you you tubed the fights between the two ? "

Going to check that out. Sounds like it has the makings of a feature-length movie!!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Extra snack for the cats

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