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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m always suspicious of people claiming to give the “best bj you’ve ever had”

Is there really a talent to giving good head?

I mean surely if you get the basics right and you’re enthusiastic you’re good to go?

I’m always happy to be proven wrong though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I mean how hard can it be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, I mean how hard can it be "

Not very, if you’re crap at blowjobs

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Yeah, I mean how hard can it be

Not very, if you’re crap at blowjobs "

Badum-tish

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’m always suspicious of people claiming to give the “best bj you’ve ever had”

Is there really a talent to giving good head?

I mean surely if you get the basics right and you’re enthusiastic you’re good to go?

I’m always happy to be proven wrong though "

Nice try, OP

But on a more serious note, I'm always suspicious of that, too. I have a friend who claimed she have great BJs, but who was more toothy I'm action than I'd have strictly liked.

Obviously I didn't tell her that

And I got a BJ out of it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The other spanner in the works is that shock horror all men are different! So a fantastic bj for one guy may not translate to another.

Also would any guy be ungallant enough to tell a woman that she crap! They do give clues though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other spanner in the works is that shock horror all men are different! So a fantastic bj for one guy may not translate to another.

Also would any guy be ungallant enough to tell a woman that she crap! They do give clues though."

Yeah even constructive criticism is a no no in that situation, more just gentle encouragement to, “do it like that” and happy noises when they’re doing well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just came here to say "ten dallah"

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I just came here to say "ten dallah" "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just came here to say "ten dallah" "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just came here to say "ten dallah" "

Oh hang on, I’ve only got a fiver on me, how about that and a handful of peanut M&M’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came here to say "ten dallah"

Oh hang on, I’ve only got a fiver on me, how about that and a handful of peanut M&M’s?"

Malteezers and you have a deal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just came here to say "ten dallah"

Sold! "

Easily pleased!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I agree with what someone else on here said about one guys amazing blow job may not be another guys blow job .

Its about learning what each persons likes and dislikes are .

I've usually had better ones personally from people I've met on several occasions as they know me and are comfortable enough to learn how I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just came here to say "ten dallah"

Oh hang on, I’ve only got a fiver on me, how about that and a handful of peanut M&M’s?

Malteezers and you have a deal!! "

Done!

Right if you set off now I reckon you could be here by teatime xx

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I like to sit down and a a blow by blow review of the interaction. We go through from start to finish giving feedback where needed good and bad. I like us both to Mark the situation out of ten and a try harder next time or a keep up the good work parting comment.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I just came here to say "ten dallah"

Sold!

Easily pleased!!! "

Hi, AlbinoGorilla. Pleased to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to sit down and a a blow by blow review of the interaction. We go through from start to finish giving feedback where needed good and bad. I like us both to Mark the situation out of ten and a try harder next time or a keep up the good work parting comment. "

Very sensible, maybe a link to an online customer service survey and 5 star rating system

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone and anything claiming they are the best needs a slap

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

What's a blow job ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too. "

It starts off as a thought CJ then BOOM you're Fab straight

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too. "

Don’t forget the gooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

It starts off as a thought CJ then BOOM you're Fab straight "

Or I’m bored and totally riffing and have no intention of sucking a penis, one or the other.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too. "

Its nice when people talk about their fantasies. It's good to share

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

It starts off as a thought CJ then BOOM you're Fab straight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

Don’t forget the gooch "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving "

This . I think I enjoy it more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

It starts off as a thought CJ then BOOM you're Fab straight

Or I’m bored and totally riffing and have no intention of sucking a penis, one or the other. "

Uh huh ....

All the boys will be in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I must clarify that at no point have I sucked a penis, I’ve had a few dodgy sausage rolls which might have been worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving "

Absolutely, enthusiasm is the key to good sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to mention that we all don't necessarily like it the same way.

What works for one may not for another

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more! "

Me too Nora

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"I feel I must clarify that at no point have I sucked a penis, I’ve had a few dodgy sausage rolls which might have been worse. "

THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS DODGY SAUSAGE ROLLS! HOW VERY DARE YOU !!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I tell men I'm crap really and my profile text is to suck them in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more!

Me too Nora "

We should find a man and do it together Belle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too. "

You want to hope you don't get a huge one then. Those buggers give you proper jaw ache.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like to carry stickers around that say “Good Job” with a cartoon fist punching the air, the guys can then stick this on my cardi as I leave if they enjoyed the experience

I also carry stickers with a sad face on them for days when the blow just did not flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to carry stickers around that say “Good Job” with a cartoon fist punching the air, the guys can then stick this on my cardi as I leave if they enjoyed the experience

I also carry stickers with a sad face on them for days when the blow just did not flow "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I feel I must clarify that at no point have I sucked a penis, I’ve had a few dodgy sausage rolls which might have been worse. "

Yeah, you don’t get much gristle in a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe me, there is levels to the blowjob game. Enthusiasm sometimes isn't enough ladies. When a woman makes you cum 3 times during the same blowjob you'll realise.

Some women just literally put mouth to cock and think they're doin a good job.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more!

Me too Nora

We should find a man and do it together Belle "

Who wants to volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more!

Me too Nora

We should find a man and do it together Belle

Who wants to volunteer as tribute "

Well it’s my thread soooo

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


" Who wants to volunteer as tribute "

I'll take one for the team..

Always willing to help a ladies out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best to just communicate with the person you're blowing. They’re get an experience suited to them then.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more!

Me too Nora

We should find a man and do it together Belle

Who wants to volunteer as tribute "

Me! Me! Pick me!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

What actually constitutes the best blow job ever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"No I’m the best I think what it all comes down to is that the person giving is enjoying it as much as the person receiving

This . I think I enjoy it more!

Me too Nora

We should find a man and do it together Belle "

I'll volunteer * waves *

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm.rubbish at it. Truly awful. The penises keep spitting at me I'm that bad.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I'm.rubbish at it. Truly awful. The penises keep spitting at me I'm that bad."

Clearly more practice required, then...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm.rubbish at it. Truly awful. The penises keep spitting at me I'm that bad.

Clearly more practice required, then... "

Seems so. If only I could find a handy bunch of volunteers.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey what happened to my volunteers?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

There are just going to be some with talents that are more towards the fantastic end of the spectrum than others are at. There are several skills involved and experience can help. Sensitivity to giving what each guy needs will be one of them.

I've not positioned myself on the servicing end of a clubs'gloryholes for the views only and I don't think I was great when I first started but am definitely better now. Though am missing my servicing practice, due to the virus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I've not positioned myself on the servicing end of a clubs'gloryholes for the views only and I don't think I was great when I first started but am definitely better now. Though am missing my servicing practice, due to the virus "

Well that’s dedication, bet you’ve never had any complaints

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By *obby777788Man
over a year ago

Dalton

Very sensible answer. We all like it different ways

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I'm.rubbish at it. Truly awful. The penises keep spitting at me I'm that bad.

Clearly more practice required, then...

Seems so. If only I could find a handy bunch of volunteers..... "

*Gets in early at the head (geddit?) of the queue*

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"I’m always suspicious of people claiming to give the “best bj you’ve ever had”

Is there really a talent to giving good head?

I mean surely if you get the basics right and you’re enthusiastic you’re good to go?

I’m always happy to be proven wrong though "

Oh there definitely is an art to it. I was once with a French woman and she gave me a mind-blowing blow job. She was a Rembrandt of giving head. A Mozart of sucking. It was astonishing. I have never experienced oral like that since. I wish I had kept her number.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook


"I just came here to say "ten dallah" "

Promise Happy ending?

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

I think we can safely say that keeping your teeth out of the way is key (and I don't mean in a jar on the bedside table). I have experienced some very uncomfortable BJs where she just would not understand the difference between occasional subtle teasing with teeth and rubbing teeth constantly like a potato peeler.

So yes, it's not a given that every girl knows how to blow but the best blow jobs for me are deep throaty sloppy spitty ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think guys just really generally like bjs so if a woman obliges it's usually followed with a that was amazing your so talanted etc in the hopes of having a repeat performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be more if a thing. Blowjob competitions for the ladies the winner and 2 runners up get the star attention in a gangbang lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I gave someone his second best blow job ever.

Quite proud of that

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London


"I gave someone his second best blow job ever.

Quite proud of that "

He actually told you you were SECOND best?!

Did he give any useful pointers as to what would have got you at the top of his leaderboard? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave someone his second best blow job ever.

Quite proud of that "

Did you practice for the second round then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think guys just really generally like bjs so if a woman obliges it's usually followed with a that was amazing your so talanted etc in the hopes of having a repeat performance "

Yep totally agree with that

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

We all have to be good at something..and I am good at blow jobs

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By *mileMMan
over a year ago

London/ Bristol


"I think if I ever did give a blowjob I’d put everything into it, there’s no point doing half measures if you’ve got a cock in your mouth you might as well go hard or go home, I’d probably work the balls too.

Don’t forget the gooch "

Definitely don’t forget the gooch

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"We all have to be good at something..and I am good at blow jobs "

Come here and prove it!

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