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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We know Thursdays are renowned for the heated debate day (still a mystery to me why but it’s been this way for a couple of decades now).

Anyway, whatever has gotten your back up today, vent it off here.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Vets fees! What a liberty 3 figures for an ear infection not a blinking amputation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs, my legs have gotten my back up, without them I’d still just be lying here all horizontal and that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that I have to go to bloody work. Why can't they just pay me to lounge around all day and do nothing? Unacceptable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that I have to go to bloody work. Why can't they just pay me to lounge around all day and do nothing? Unacceptable!"

It’s terrible and then they tax you too... what’s that all about

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have a day off work today because my kids have an inset day.

A lie in I thought.

I woke up naturally at the exact same time as I do when my alarm goes off! The exact same time!! I’m flabbergasted.

Tomorrow I’ll have to be woken by the alarm, mark my words.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

People saying "Imagine the outrage if a man put on his profile that he wouldn't meet someone over a size 12" when people absolutely do put things like this on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a day off work today because my kids have an inset day.

A lie in I thought.

I woke up naturally at the exact same time as I do when my alarm goes off! The exact same time!! I’m flabbergasted.

Tomorrow I’ll have to be woken by the alarm, mark my words."

Same exactly same minus inset day. Had to self isolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone take a breath ... it will soon be friday

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I have a day off work today because my kids have an inset day.

A lie in I thought.

I woke up naturally at the exact same time as I do when my alarm goes off! The exact same time!! I’m flabbergasted.

Tomorrow I’ll have to be woken by the alarm, mark my words.

Same exactly same minus inset day. Had to self isolate "

That makes me feel better that I’m not alone! Just a precautionary measure I hope for the self isolating?

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By *CandBCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

All the videos on pornhub in the supposedly ‘hot videos’ section (no, not the personalised bit!) where they just take a normal porn vid and put ‘stepdad’ or ‘sister’ in the title. Just don’t get the fascination.

One the other day: “2 Sisters fucked by their step dads”

They looked perfectly nice unrelated actors, but it took 10 minutes to figure out how the hell that family tree could ever exist...

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"I have a day off work today because my kids have an inset day.

A lie in I thought.

I woke up naturally at the exact same time as I do when my alarm goes off! The exact same time!! I’m flabbergasted.

Tomorrow I’ll have to be woken by the alarm, mark my words."

We've been on annual leave all week and I've not slept beyond 6AM got to go into work for 1 day tomorrow what you getting I struggle to get up.

Mr H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solicitor fees, wether you're buying a house or sorting a break up, they're thieving b'stards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admin fee's!

Really get my goat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference in fuel prices from garage to garage! Even with the same garages, it's always bloody different! Surely that's got to be a naughty scam?!!

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

When a status is asking faf.. and then say nothing expected in return.. errr what do you normally get a blue peter badge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that I have to go to bloody work. Why can't they just pay me to lounge around all day and do nothing? Unacceptable!

It’s terrible and then they tax you too... what’s that all about "

They can try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groundhog Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teachers bleating on about how hard their lives are and how they work 90 hour weeks

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Someone has damaged my car!!!

Someone’s dropped something heavy on the Jaguar

I’ve only had it a month

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"People saying "Imagine the outrage if a man put on his profile that he wouldn't meet someone over a size 12" when people absolutely do put things like this on their profile."

If men cant be ridiculously picky on fab,I dont know what the world is coming too.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People saying "Imagine the outrage if a man put on his profile that he wouldn't meet someone over a size 12" when people absolutely do put things like this on their profile.

If men cant be ridiculously picky on fab,I dont know what the world is coming too."

It’s not that people can’t be picky, it’s the basic hypocrisy of making the statement. People claiming a gender imbalance when there isn’t one is the issue.

At least that’s how I see it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

People not actually reading OP’s or comments properly, then going on a rant in threads about what they think is being discussed, rather than what is actually being discussed.

People then getting uppity if you ask for clarification of their point, thinking that they’re being challenged, instead of for clarity.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Exercise, trying really hard to build up more muscle but body giving up on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't vote, then moan about the government or local council !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've woken up in the worst mood today

So basically everything can fuck off.

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who don't vote, then moan about the government or local council !!!"

I’ll go on a rampage if Labour still manage to win the local elections after the way they’ve fucked this city over.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile it might never happen"

OH FUCK OFF!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Smile it might never happen"

OH FUCK OFF!"

. i’ve actually shouted this in work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Smile it might never happen"

OH FUCK OFF!

. i’ve actually shouted this in work"

I bet it felt amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to rant and moan, but moaning people get right on my tit ends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Smile it might never happen"

OH FUCK OFF!

. i’ve actually shouted this in work

I bet it felt amazing "

it did, and i was left alone for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a day off work today because my kids have an inset day.

A lie in I thought.

I woke up naturally at the exact same time as I do when my alarm goes off! The exact same time!! I’m flabbergasted.

Tomorrow I’ll have to be woken by the alarm, mark my words.

Same exactly same minus inset day. Had to self isolate

That makes me feel better that I’m not alone! Just a precautionary measure I hope for the self isolating? "

Yes. Test came back negative so they got kicked off to school not long ago

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"I want to rant and moan, but moaning people get right on my tit ends."

You can get on my tit ends

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can i rant about the fact i have nothing to rant about?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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The rantiest rant I can come up with is why is there not a 6ft hot water bottle in my house I can wrap around me?

That's it. Grrrr. So ranty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ??? "

I used to hate people I didn't know using my first name! It's like they have a power over you if you dont know their name as well. I had to wear a name badge when I worked for the National Trust and if people called me my name without me verbally offering that information first I'd get all stabby (in my mind, not in real life). I changed my badge to 'Mrs Surname' in the end, which everyone thought was a joke name because despite being 24 I looked about 16.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ???

I used to hate people I didn't know using my first name! It's like they have a power over you if you dont know their name as well. I had to wear a name badge when I worked for the National Trust and if people called me my name without me verbally offering that information first I'd get all stabby (in my mind, not in real life). I changed my badge to 'Mrs Surname' in the end, which everyone thought was a joke name because despite being 24 I looked about 16."

Your surname was Surname? What a happy coincidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet rolls placed incorrectly in the holder. IMO the roll should roll over the top not underneath

Heathens I tell ye

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

The guy who’s just resigned after only three weeks, leaving me in a pile of work for the foreseeable future. Nice one.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just customers as usual looking at me as if I should not b there! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ???

I used to hate people I didn't know using my first name! It's like they have a power over you if you dont know their name as well. I had to wear a name badge when I worked for the National Trust and if people called me my name without me verbally offering that information first I'd get all stabby (in my mind, not in real life). I changed my badge to 'Mrs Surname' in the end, which everyone thought was a joke name because despite being 24 I looked about 16.

Your surname was Surname? What a happy coincidence!

"

I know! I really lucked out when I married Mr Surname.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My date came down with a fooking eye infection... some luck!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ???

I used to hate people I didn't know using my first name! It's like they have a power over you if you dont know their name as well. I had to wear a name badge when I worked for the National Trust and if people called me my name without me verbally offering that information first I'd get all stabby (in my mind, not in real life). I changed my badge to 'Mrs Surname' in the end, which everyone thought was a joke name because despite being 24 I looked about 16.

Your surname was Surname? What a happy coincidence!

I know! I really lucked out when I married Mr Surname."

I would imagine that form filling was an amusing endeavour. Was his forename Forename?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to rant and moan, but moaning people get right on my tit ends.

You can get on my tit ends "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"The rantiest rant I can come up with is why is there not a 6ft hot water bottle in my house I can wrap around me?

That's it. Grrrr. So ranty."

That's my rant too, except the 6ft hot water bottle should also fuck me a few times a night, to keep me staying warm

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ??? "

What is an Advanced driver ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fucking man ( who was actually very nice ) at the fucking covid jab car park who said , 'You did well there' ...... patronising cunt.

I didn't say You patronising cunt, I'm an advanced driver.... which I am.

I just did that thing that women have to do to keep the peace which as make a facial expression as if I had wind.

I then showed him my blue card and he called me by my first name which made me want to punch him and then proceeded to speak to me as if I'd never been over the front door before.

Why do officials- these days ( and he was a very nice man ) think they are your mate or your dad.... ???

What is an Advanced driver ?"

Someone who puts there arm behind the passenger headrest when they reverse, with their sleeves rolled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People frowning for no reason on a sunny day......ok they must have a reason for frowning, but not my fault. Smile back people, life is short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People frowning for no reason on a sunny day......ok they must have a reason for frowning, but not my fault. Smile back people, life is short "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet rolls placed incorrectly in the holder. IMO the roll should roll over the top not underneath

Heathens I tell ye "

Not in the north it doesn’t if goes underneath people use less toilet roll

Fact

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