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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To take over the world?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Two chickens, one rooster and wait...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm thinking just one very clever one.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two chickens, one rooster and wait..."

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1"

Why?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But which came first, the chicken or this thread?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why?"

This ones a huge chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that i cant answer.

but what i can answer is 1 million chickens make a hell of a noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An army of commando chickens trained in unarmed combat and seriously packing some major firepower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My army of robot chickens was amassing nicely until pandenic came and then the shortage of microchips thwarted my plans for world domination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

This ones a huge chicken "

Whatcha going to call your chicken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My army of robot chickens was amassing nicely until pandenic came and then the shortage of microchips thwarted my plans for world domination. "

Thats a bugger when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 7.8 billion minus 1. Then you will fall down on your knees and worship me, your EMPEROR!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too! "

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Why?

This ones a huge chicken

Whatcha going to call your chicken?

I'd call it the dominator

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"But which came first, the chicken or this thread? "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork"

Tis true...I do love my meat!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've tried thinking about it my head hurts.

I couldn't get past 1, for Sunday dinner

I thought you were partial to a bit of pork

Tis true...I do love my meat!"

I did not know this of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One lemon n herb, one chicken tikka, enough to rule the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?"

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

How lovely

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Don’t tell me you bought a bloody chicken coop from IKEA too!

Not yet but I'd love chickens.

We do have another addition to our family though.

What addition?

Tilly the cat

We used to share her with our neighbour but she will be a full time member of our family on the 29th.

Awe that will be nice and cats are good for a calming effect

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Just the six..... and probably one egg.

or one hundred and sixty trillion ........

It's one or the other

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just the six..... and probably one egg.

or one hundred and sixty trillion ........

It's one or the other "

That's clear GC

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens"

It really is isn't it.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"To take over the world?"

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

Sorry, is it too late to be letting my inner crazy out?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Thank you.

It's important to be precise when discussing chickens

It really is isn't it. "

Indeed one chicken more or less and trust me ....... it'd be tragedy !

Stop doing the dance moves.... stop it I say !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world "

There used to be loads but most of the monasteries closed

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"To take over the world?"

Chickens will never take over the world..they're too scared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To take over the world?

I don't think you can use chickens in that way. I think they are far too devious and will use you to take over the world then put us all in chicken coops.

Sorry, is it too late to be letting my inner crazy out? "

Never too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world

There used to be loads but most of the monasteries closed"

Brilliant

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Call the chicken Colonel and ask Peter Griffin to come up with that answer.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

One on each side of the road so they don't have to cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One on each side of the road so they don't have to cross

Wouldn’t that just mean you have an even greater chance of them wanting to cross the road???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thread about cock size

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Depends on how many deep-fat fryers there are in the world

There used to be loads but most of the monasteries closed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking drum sticks or nuggets

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Another thread about cock size

Didn't see that one coming.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Are they going to cross the road?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

What do chickens study at college?.....Eggonomics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as we don't run out of nuggets...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why?

This ones a huge chicken

Whatcha going to call your chicken?

Bally

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What do chickens study at college?.....Eggonomics

At the Corn Exchange perhaps?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Enough to stock 100 million chicken shops.

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