FabSwingers.com forum: Put the sausage in the bun

By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Seen a few people do this so going to open myself up to abuse.

I actually like my profile.

My question is in two parts

1: do you like it?

2: how could I improve it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pics are fine, no need to state your covid status, and the link to your old profile, not needed, but that’s just my opinion of course, other may think those points are important.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Say you're taller than 8"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tldr!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

All looks good to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately because I’m repressed I can’t look at men’s profiles

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I thought this was going to be about different flavoured sausage baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So was I thought it was multiple choice for sausage I was going for Cumberland with hp brown sauce

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What's the scientific word for a fear of cum?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What's the scientific word for a fear of cum?"

Imaginatively, it's spermatophobia

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Say you're taller than 8"?"

That’s hilarious haha

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I thought this was going to be about different flavoured sausage baps

Not the first time I’ve disappointed a woman haha

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if you'll get the obligatory sarcasm with your 'improve my profile post'?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"I wonder if you'll get the obligatory sarcasm with your 'improve my profile post'?

Let me just brace myself......ok go!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!"

It’s a great move!!!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

It’s a great move!!!

How do you know my move?!?!? Lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Unfortunately because I’m repressed I can’t look at men’s profiles "

Step out of the repression and help a brother out C J.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

It’s a great move!!!

How do you know my move?!?!? Lol"

Ohhh

yeah

it does look like that doesn’t it

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

It’s a great move!!!

How do you know my move?!?!? Lol

Ohhh

yeah

it does look like that doesn’t it

Like a little hotdog in a bun haha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

It’s a great move!!!

How do you know my move?!?!? Lol

Ohhh

yeah

it does look like that doesn’t it

Like a little hotdog in a bun haha"

I do love a clit nudger

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Ohhhh I thought this was a euphemism for sliding a cock between well lubricated labia.. how daft do I feel now tsskkk

That’s my move!!!

It’s a great move!!!

How do you know my move?!?!? Lol

Ohhh

yeah

it does look like that doesn’t it

Like a little hotdog in a bun haha

I do love a clit nudger

Prefer the hotdog name haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh NYCS, that is such newbie question. You are better than this.

Whereas I'm a newbie so get to ask dumb questions.

(Don't let the block damage your confidence, size doesn't matter)

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Oh NYCS, that is such newbie question. You are better than this.

Whereas I'm a newbie so get to ask dumb questions.

(Don't let the block damage your confidence, size doesn't matter)

You should be a motivational speaker lol

Thank you. And go on, you ask the noob questions for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen a few people do this so going to open myself up to abuse.

I actually like my profile.

My question is in two parts

1: do you like it?

2: how could I improve it? "

Best profile I've seen, just.missing a lynx can then you'd be set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh NYCS, that is such newbie question. You are better than this.

Whereas I'm a newbie so get to ask dumb questions.

(Don't let the block damage your confidence, size doesn't matter)

You should be a motivational speaker lol

Thank you. And go on, you ask the noob questions for me. "

Too dumb to think of any

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Remove the hamster pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I’ve looked at your profile. I have two points I wish to raise.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Seen a few people do this so going to open myself up to abuse.

I actually like my profile.

My question is in two parts

1: do you like it?

2: how could I improve it?

Best profile I've seen, just.missing a lynx can then you'd be set "

Nope! Keeping it a Lynx/Sky remote free zone haha

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Ok, I’ve looked at your profile. I have two points I wish to raise. "

Go for it lol

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Remove the hamster pic

Stop perving at my private pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remove the hamster pic

Stop perving at my private pictures!"

I haven't looked yet but I do like a nice hamster. Mmm should I....shouldn't I

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Remove the hamster pic

Stop perving at my private pictures!"

She's right though. That poor hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sausage.. but not the bun/bread bit.

I say more sausage please

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Can we focus on the profile feedback and not the make believe bloody hamster!!!

Women!!! All one track mind haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we focus on the profile feedback and not the make believe bloody hamster!!!

Women!!! All one track mind haha"

Good profile. Not enough hamster references.

Where's my pizza?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Can we focus on the profile feedback and not the make believe bloody hamster!!!

Women!!! All one track mind haha

Good profile. Not enough hamster references.

Where's my pizza?

Hamster reference added

Did you read the t&cs for the pizza?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we focus on the profile feedback and not the make believe bloody hamster!!!

Women!!! All one track mind haha

Good profile. Not enough hamster references.

Where's my pizza?

Hamster reference added

Did you read the t&cs for the pizza?"

I did. You've had both. I shall send again. One moment please.

*plays funky hold music*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fake veris are funny.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"The fake veris are funny."

Haha they aren’t fake!!! Genuinely what people have said to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen a few people do this so going to open myself up to abuse.

I actually like my profile.

My question is in two parts

1: do you like it?

2: how could I improve it? "

1: I’m completely indifferent towards it.

2: grow some breasts and plait your hair.

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Seen a few people do this so going to open myself up to abuse.

I actually like my profile.

My question is in two parts

1: do you like it?

2: how could I improve it?

1: I’m completely indifferent towards it.

2: grow some breasts and plait your hair."

Chest hair?

Thanks for the feedback

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