FabSwingers.com forum: Thread Killers....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many threads have you killed in your recent lists?

But is there anyone who's killed a thread more than you in your recents list?

In my list 1 person has killed 3 threads.

Can it be beaten?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I think 3 times myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I'm last poster on 1 thread

Only one person is beating me at 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N my list I've killed 2 and another poster has killed 2. That's actually better than I was expecting.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it me?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I've arrived. I declare this thread closed.

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an award for the best thread kill?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is there an award for the best thread kill? "

A washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

A washing machine "

Not a microwave?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

A washing machine

Not a microwave?"

New one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

A washing machine

Not a microwave?"

And a video of

Rumpole of the bailey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

A washing machine

Not a microwave?

And a video of

Rumpole of the bailey "

Awesome

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a thread assassin. I'm so effective I've often killed my own threads as soon as I've posted them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be fricken ace at this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there an award for the best thread kill? "

Yes, the forum has to think of a suitable thread killer name, like a serial killer and the winner has to change their name to it. Like... Thread Bundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, it’s usually the threads I start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5!

Oh woman!! That's high. I wonder if you'll be beaten?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does trying to revive an already dead thread count as killing one? I mean, I'm the last poster on at least 1 but I felt like it was already dead when I tried giving it CPR....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your profile photo OP.

What is a thread killer please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love your profile photo OP.

What is a thread killer please?"

Last person to comment on a thread.

Green arrow yourself and see if you're the last.

(thank you)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I love your profile photo OP.

What is a thread killer please?"

A person who ends a thread or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see. Thank you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I see. Thank you."
.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5!

Oh woman!! That's high. I wonder if you'll be beaten?! "

Can you just declare me the winner now.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"5!

Oh woman!! That's high. I wonder if you'll be beaten?!

Can you just declare me the winner now.

I've not given up yet

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"5!

Oh woman!! That's high. I wonder if you'll be beaten?!

Can you just declare me the winner now.

Just the 1. Lorna, what have you been doing on the forums?!

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Seems like third time's the charm posting this too, for reasons that will become obvious

Only Ivy came close to me on my list with 2. What do I win?! A tumblewe*d?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like third time's the charm posting this too, for reasons that will become obvious

Only Ivy came close to me on my list with 2. What do I win?! A tumblewe*d?"

I'm on 5 so actually I win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a natural

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I declare Lorna the WINNER!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It hasn't ended yet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve killed zero and all others killed by different individuals

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Just once at the moment. I'm sure that number will rise though

Someone is beating me with 3

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

6 now! I'm winning / losing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 now! I'm winning / losing

Sorry you're actually 5

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"6 now! I'm winning / losing

Sorry you're actually 5

Hey! Not fair... Oh, 6 again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 now! I'm winning / losing

Sorry you're actually 5

Hey! Not fair... Oh, 6 again

No you're not. Still a 5

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

No idea but expect quite a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine never get any higher than about 40 comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many threads have you killed in your recent lists?

But is there anyone who's killed a thread more than you in your recents list?

In my list 1 person has killed 3 threads.

Can it be beaten? "

Just one for me but I’m very interesting and popular and I stir replies with my high intellect musings.

In my list there is one lady who has killed four threads, I’m not sure why because she does have a lovely pair of tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

Yes, the forum has to think of a suitable thread killer name, like a serial killer and the winner has to change their name to it. Like... Thread Bundy"

Thread West

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"6 now! I'm winning / losing

Sorry you're actually 5

Hey! Not fair... Oh, 6 again

No you're not. Still a 5

You destroyed me!

Down to 2

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I kiled the languages one

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

killed, even

Confirmed assassin!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Surprisingly just one at the moment, although I'm currently the last comment on a still-live thread elsewhere

I have killed quite a few threads in my time, though.

Quite possibly including this one

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m back up to 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m back up to 3

I'll take one off your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I’m sure I’ve smashed some

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm on 2, and there are about 3 other people in my list also on 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow....so, this is a thing eh, thread killing, you psychotic lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 now! I'm winning / losing

Sorry you're actually 5

Hey! Not fair... Oh, 6 again

No you're not. Still a 5

You destroyed me!

Down to 2"

Sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I declared Lorna the winner at midnight.

Today's a new day... Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on 3 already if I include this 4 .

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I'm on 3 already if I include this 4 .

I’ll be a gentleman and step in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thread killing senses were tingling I see you need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not killed any threads and nobody has killed more than one on my list

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Not so much post killer, more a 'not respond to my post '

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Now up to two

And counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that people is how its done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on 3 already if I include this 4 .

I’ll be a gentleman and step in

So kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the ladies love staying power. I will patiently wait to post last.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I'm on 3 already if I include this 4 .

I’ll be a gentleman and step in

So kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Surely now

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

2 i must be slipping

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

A washing machine

Not a microwave?

And a video of

Rumpole of the bailey "

I like Rumpole of the bailey

don't need a washing machine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive killed 2 and had 3 disappear of page one in under 30 mins

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Dozens I think

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I killed a thread not too long ago with the words, "my penis pump". My proudest moment. Let's tempt fate a second time...

My penis pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to be killing threads left, right and centre at the moment.. ah well

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m down to 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m down to 2

Me too, I was on 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeps give in. Still here (8).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. My post is live and recent so doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel like thread killing is what I was put on this earth to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to kill this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am here to kill this thread "

Barstool. Beat me to it!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

" Not so much post killer, more a 'not respond to my post '"
..see what I mean, no responses...I'll just go now into a dark room and sulk

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I thought I'd put this one to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah nah *finger wagging*

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

my obscure jokes tend to end threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here I am...killing threads

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Here I am...killing threads "

Sorry lady. This one's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 4 fun I pronounce this thread dead.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

It is with great pride that I accept the award for the killer of this thread. I'd like to thank my manager, family...etc blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 this week. I'm on a roll

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"6 this week. I'm on a roll "

This won't be your 7th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own threads usually kill themselves and then when I say things it is not long after that they die. Maybe time to quit

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

Im doing well .....0 for the time being

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

“Thread is no more", "has ceased to be", "bereft of life, it rests in peace", and "this is an ex-thread”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

This will be 6

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

Yes, the forum has to think of a suitable thread killer name, like a serial killer and the winner has to change their name to it. Like... Thread Bundy"

Pmsl this is genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread killer makes it sound like you are a devil at the cross-stitch.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Only 2... Good going for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have killed 3 in my list.

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

It's been two weeks since I killed on,

must do better

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over a year ago

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

Lots!.....an proud!!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

This thread has been cordoned off. Nothing to see (or post) here. Please move along

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

Yes, the forum has to think of a suitable thread killer name, like a serial killer and the winner has to change their name to it. Like... Thread Bundy

Pmsl this is genius"

Thread west...

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

This thread is unkillable

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I've killed 7

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Is there an award for the best thread kill?

Yes, the forum has to think of a suitable thread killer name, like a serial killer and the winner has to change their name to it. Like... Thread Bundy

Pmsl this is genius

Thread west..."

This is also genius!!

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I am not as evil as I think I am. Only 2 here....

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Started one

Killed one

All is balanced in the fab universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got talent in this field

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

As 2 people have come up with brilliant thread killer names…. I’m going with Thready Krueger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As 2 people have come up with brilliant thread killer names…. I’m going with Thready Krueger

That's good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot the sheriff ..... but I never killed his threadtoday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've killed a fair few.. don't want to count

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

"I've killed a fair few.. don't want to count

Would you say the thread count is more or less than that of Egyptian cotton?

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Hey, I killed the thread! What do I win?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Hey, I killed the thread! What do I win?"

Let me check...I'm afraid nothing for second place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2..... so far.

Could this be the third?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently running at 4, but I may lose one shortly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 whilst I include this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 whilst I include this one...

4 now

Two so far today

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

0 so far..unusual for me. Saying that I do get "reprimanded" at times for apparently ruining threads like the naughty partners one haha.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Stone dead. Without fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a serial thread killer ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a serial thread killer ...

I rest my case

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a serial thread killer ...

I rest my case

Cheeky x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a serial thread killer ...

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a serial thread killer ...

I rest my case

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen has rescued a few that I thought Id killed. Yas the thread reserrecter.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wagging his finger*

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