FabSwingers.com forum: Celebration time!!

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So it's a big day here today.....

My gorgeous mate Dark Ph0enix has today had the confirmation that her divorce is final and she is now once again completely and totally young, free and single!

Obviously the proper party can't happen until I'm there to join her, but let's send her big congrats!

Also...... I've suggested she celebrate by parading up and down her garden dressed as a cowgirl while singing D.I.V.O.R.C.E. at the top of her lungs, but apparently her neighbours would be bored as they've seen it all before. So how should she celebrate tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Congratulations Dark Phoenix. The start of a new chapter. No idea how she should celebrate tonight but she's not far from me, so perhaps I could go and help her out, socially distanced of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations DarkPhe0nix

Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames !

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over a year ago

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah

Maybe drive up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Congrats gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s great news for her

definitely calls for some celebration then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrate good times come on.

Let’s Celebrate.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Congratulations Dark Phoenix. The start of a new chapter. No idea how she should celebrate tonight but she's not far from me, so perhaps I could go and help her out, socially distanced of course

Nooooooo! I'm saying that because I'll be well jel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Congratulations DarkPhe0nix

Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames ! "

She's not allowed to burn stuff after the last time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah

Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'

FIFY.

An excellent plan

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Congratulations beautiful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

Congratulations lovely

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

Congratulations!!! Time to party!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

Absolutely it is. Pour yourself a large one and sit back and smile

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Fireworks?! Obvs you've already done the bonfire bit

Congratulations lovely! Here's to the next chapter!

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Go to Vegas, it’s the answer to all break ups and divorces. Stay away from the little white chapel

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Congratulations! Have a big old drink and a long perv at some profiles that you are now free to do as you see fit

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Congratulations DarkPhe0nix

Perhaps write down all the things she wants to leave behind and burn them in a ceremonial fire, truly a phoenix rising from the flames !

She's not allowed to burn stuff after the last time

Ah yeah

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah

Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'

FIFY.

An excellent plan

I see what you did there

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

A strong drink and I’ll see you on the other side

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Congratulations, here's to a new beginning and a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Congrats!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah

Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'

FIFY.

An excellent plan

I see what you did there

Shh.... don't tell her. She may not notice and just agree. Then we have her trapped.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Congratulations, end of one chapter and the start of a new one, enjoy

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Thank you everyone!

Apologies but I've no intention of answering individual posts this time aim busy drinking and flirting

Now who's going to start things going by making this new divorcee feel amazing?

Attention whore alert

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know"

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeehaw for you sexy single lady. Phoenix is reborn!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Congratulations to her!! I can't wait for my happy day to arrive

She should definitely have a celebratory drink and then flirt like crazy on here tonight - no chance of it being extra-marital anymore

So..... she should just do what she normally does?!

Without the fear of it cropping up in the divorce proceedings, yeah

Maybe run naked up and down the street (prior to a celebratory drink of course!) shouting 'I'm FREE!'

FIFY.

An excellent plan

I see what you did there

Shh.... don't tell her. She may not notice and just agree. Then we have her trapped."

It's a bit chilly

We had snow today

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats to freedom !

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Yeehaw for you sexy single lady. Phoenix is reborn!!"

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened.."

New photos incoming

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

Inflatable male doll?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

Inflatable male doll?

No they dont last

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

Inflatable male doll?

No they dont last"

She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened.."

christ

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

Inflatable male doll?

No they dont last

She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men."

Naw used them for puncture repairs on paddling pool looks great now

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

christ"

Well what else is a gal to do. Or should that be who else..

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

New photos incoming

Nope not lingerie this time

Inflatable male doll?

No they dont last

She's got the broken bodies of the 6 she had in April still waiting for the bin men.

Naw used them for puncture repairs on paddling pool looks great now "

I feel there is a dicks plugging holes joke here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations, I’m still waiting for post covid to celebrate mine. X

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Congratulations, I’m still waiting for post covid to celebrate mine. X "

It is rather tricky in current situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wonder how many relationships have ended if locked down together.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"i wonder how many relationships have ended if locked down together."

Cant blame lockdown for mine. Its been dead since my surgery few year back.

But yes an interesting question

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened.."

I like your style

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Congratulations I got my lover that meet on here to stay the night when my ex moved out

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

This is good to hear. Congratulations.

Crispy children are a delicacy around these parts. If you change your mind let me know.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"check her bank balance and if its a lot let me know

She's still got what she had yesterday. Only cos I've not spent it for her yet

Nope. Love hunny happened..

I like your style

A good way to celebrate during covid

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"I'm here! And feeling rather happy about it all.

Been a long wait but definitely in the mood to wave my hat and shout yehaaw

Burnt all his stuff way back. All that's left is the kids and I think I'll keep them uncrispy

Surely it's time for a drink now?

This is good to hear. Congratulations.

Crispy children are a delicacy around these parts. If you change your mind let me know. "

You want my crispy children?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Congratulations!!!! Good call on the lovehoney order!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Would you like a new husband for the night?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

Me Me Pick Me !!

Bloody congrats, have a party you deserve it

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

Me Me Pick Me !!

Bloody congrats, have a party you deserve it

You know how I like it

Plenty of ice please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

Me Me Pick Me !!

Bloody congrats, have a party you deserve it

You know how I like it

Plenty of ice please

Coming right up

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

Me Me Pick Me !!

Bloody congrats, have a party you deserve it

You know how I like it

Plenty of ice please

Coming right up

Chin chin lovely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My glass is empty...who's gonna top me up?

Me Me Pick Me !!

Bloody congrats, have a party you deserve it

You know how I like it

Plenty of ice please

Coming right up

Chin chin lovely

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night"

OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night

OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now

No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night

OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now

No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while

I’m making sure I get to keep my cock

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night

OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now

No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while

I’m making sure I get to keep my cock

But..but..can I just borrow it then? I'll treat it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations! I remember my own divorce day fondly

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Congratulations! I remember my own divorce day fondly

A rather smashing day all round x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you like a new husband for the night?

Yes please but just one night

OK. My solicitor is just finalising the pre nup now

No need. I have nothing. Love hunny got it all. And I dont need your money as I'm sorted now for a good while

I’m making sure I get to keep my cock

But..but..can I just borrow it then? I'll treat it well

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

She’s already celebrating with the party you created here Posh

Well done oh Dark one! “ I’m every woman” - Aretha Franklin ......

Enjoy your new ‘you’ life

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"She’s already celebrating with the party you created here Posh

Well done oh Dark one! “ I’m every woman” - Aretha Franklin ......

Enjoy your new ‘you’ life

Thank you lovely. A new era x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations Dark Pheonix

There's nothing better than FREEDOM!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

That’s awesome news!

Congratulations to her

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There are a few divorces going on at the moment on Fab, including mine. Shall we have a joint party when the restrictions are lifted?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'm still buzzing!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm still buzzing!

Congratulations x

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