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Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny
You're good at thi getting blocked malarkey"It’s taken a long time to hone my skills | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "Ask yourself this, do you really want to be in the company of someone who didn't find that funny? Don't stop dude! | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "Years ago a guy was boasting about being a huge 8 inches, I pointed out that surely that is quite short. To say that it went over his head and he never saw the funny side is an understatement. | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "Jesus how uptight can people be | |||
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"But would you want to meet someone with zero sense if humour? " | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "And this exact reason is why we're friends. I'd have been impressed. | |||
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"You should have said you could give her 8 inches but you'd have to fuck her twice "Brilliant | |||
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"You should have said you could give her 8 inches but you'd have to fuck her twice " | |||
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"You should have said you could give her 8 inches but you'd have to fuck her twice "That would be a lie. It’s more like 4 times!!! | |||
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You going to block me too? "Depends on how you behave | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. " To be honest, I started the thread to ridicule my own sense of humour x | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. To be honest, I started the thread to ridicule my own sense of humour x" This is how I saw it to be fair. | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. To be honest, I started the thread to ridicule my own sense of humour x" Yes but others are making assumptions about her and I think that's unkind. | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. To be honest, I started the thread to ridicule my own sense of humour x This is how I saw it to be fair. " Me too | |||
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"That was brilliant that's the kind of jokes we need obviously the person hasn't got a personality" This is why I think the thread is not ok because of comments like this! | |||
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You going to block me too? "Oh can i too! | |||
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"That was brilliant that's the kind of jokes we need obviously the person hasn't got a personality This is why I think the thread is not ok because of comments like this!" I didn’t name the person. And I can’t be held responsible for other people’s responses to my self deprecation. So this is a happy take the piss out of the sausage thread, feel free to throw the boot in but please keep the mood happy | |||
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"Either she didn’t get the joke or you intimidated her with the thought of a 5ft 6inch cock" I've contacted Durex and they are on the case, apparently there's a wind sock at Heathrow that they think they can adapt | |||
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"Either she didn’t get the joke or you intimidated her with the thought of a 5ft 6inch cock I've contacted Durex and they are on the case, apparently there's a wind sock at Heathrow that they think they can adapt " | |||
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"That was brilliant that's the kind of jokes we need obviously the person hasn't got a personality This is why I think the thread is not ok because of comments like this! I didn’t name the person. And I can’t be held responsible for other people’s responses to my self deprecation. So this is a happy take the piss out of the sausage thread, feel free to throw the boot in but please keep the mood happy "OK as long as you are happy that somebody other than you is being mocked! Its not happy for the woman its about. | |||
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"It happens Personally I like being blocked "With the probably the best name on fab, I’d never block you!!! | |||
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"Either she didn’t get the joke or you intimidated her with the thought of a 5ft 6inch cock I've contacted Durex and they are on the case, apparently there's a wind sock at Heathrow that they think they can adapt " | |||
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"That was brilliant that's the kind of jokes we need obviously the person hasn't got a personality This is why I think the thread is not ok because of comments like this! I didn’t name the person. And I can’t be held responsible for other people’s responses to my self deprecation. So this is a happy take the piss out of the sausage thread, feel free to throw the boot in but please keep the mood happy
OK as long as you are happy that somebody other than you is being mocked! Its not happy for the woman its about. "May have missed a part out. It was a fake account that I’ve reported the last 4 times “her” photos have been uploaded. So yes, I don’t think I’ll lose any sleep tonight. | |||
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"It happens Personally I like being blocked
With the probably the best name on fab, I’d never block you!!!"That could be your next thread a vote for the best name | |||
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"It happens Personally I like being blocked
With the probably the best name on fab, I’d never block you!!!
That could be your next thread a vote for the best name "I only enter competitions that I have a chance of winning. | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people "I’ve never spoken to you and I won’t block you | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people "I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people "Both for me lol | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people "Haha me too! Guilt by association  | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Both for me lol" | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Haha me too! Guilt by association "It’s so bizarre | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "Nah - life is too short to be bothered about such muppets. Life has lots of normal beings, one bumps into. I kid ya not. | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Both for me lol
"Could be worse. I’ve been blocked AFTER meeting someone | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Both for me lol
Could be worse. I’ve been blocked AFTER meeting someone "My mate would say - told ya, should have eased off a bit before seeing her | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Haha me too! Guilt by association "Back in the day when I worked my way through a few of the forum guys, they would get blocked by women because they have been with me!!! I found that funny and kinda complimentary! | |||
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"Their loss!!
& My gain  "Definitely your gain!!! Can everyone else in here take note: I’m marking my territory haha | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Both for me lol
Could be worse. I’ve been blocked AFTER meeting someone "Oh been there done that got the t-shirt | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Haha me too! Guilt by association
Back in the day when I worked my way through a few of the forum guys, they would get blocked by women because they have been with me!!!
I found that funny and kinda complimentary! "Really?! | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny " | |||
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"Just to let you know I've blocked you, but then I've blocked all men. (Just our secret, nobody else needs know, was the one who told you off the one who blocked you. Wink for yes.)" Lies!!! I just checked!!!  | |||
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"It isn’t always a good thing to be funny, I suppose. It depends on how the other person is feeling at the time. It’s so difficult to gauge that when we can’t read each other’s facial nuance and body language." Totally! | |||
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"Blocked "More lies!!! Note to self: I must stop falling for this and looking at men and tgirls profiles!!! | |||
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"Humour is essential if yer cant have a laugh what can you have anyway 5. 6 is bit below average for a man isn’t it maybe that’s why you got blocked lol I wudnt worry bout it mate " Average height!!! Don’t you start haha | |||
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"It happens Personally I like being blocked "We know | |||
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"Their loss!!
& My gain
Definitely your gain!!!
Can everyone else in here take note: I’m marking my territory haha"Did you just pee on me...  | |||
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"Their loss!!
& My gain
Definitely your gain!!!
Can everyone else in here take note: I’m marking my territory haha
Did you just pee on me... "May have splashed a little  | |||
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"Blocked
More lies!!!
Note to self: I must stop falling for this and looking at men and tgirls profiles!!!"Omg !!! you haven't !!!! You haven't looked at my profile right?!!! | |||
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"I do get blocked for not even speaking to people
I’ve been blocked because I do speak to certain people
Haha me too! Guilt by association
Back in the day when I worked my way through a few of the forum guys, they would get blocked by women because they have been with me!!!
I found that funny and kinda complimentary!
Really?! "Yeah!!! | |||
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"Just to let you know I've blocked you, but then I've blocked all men. (Just our secret, nobody else needs know, was the one who told you off the one who blocked you. Wink for yes.)" Play nicely. | |||
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"Blocked
More lies!!!
Note to self: I must stop falling for this and looking at men and tgirls profiles!!!
Omg !!! you haven't !!!! You haven't looked at my profile right?!!! "Fell for that twice (grrrrr) | |||
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"Blocked
More lies!!!
Note to self: I must stop falling for this and looking at men and tgirls profiles!!!
Omg !!! you haven't !!!! You haven't looked at my profile right?!!!
Fell for that twice (grrrrr)"So gullible | |||
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"Blocked
More lies!!!
Note to self: I must stop falling for this and looking at men and tgirls profiles!!!
Omg !!! you haven't !!!! You haven't looked at my profile right?!!!
Fell for that twice (grrrrr)
So gullible " | |||
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"Your size must of scared her." I know! And she didn’t even find out how big/little Little Tony is!!! | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. " And it's not funny when all you get are silly messages, cheesy chat up lines and stupid questions. | |||
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"Just because somebody didn't find a message funny doesn't mean its ok to start a thread mocking them and for people to say that she obviously doesn't have a sense of humour. It seems rather unpleasant. And it's not funny when all you get are silly messages, cheesy chat up lines and stupid questions." That was one time!!! You said you’ve forgiven me for that | |||
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"I've just been blocked" Damn, and I thought you said I had the contract to block pave your drive  | |||
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"I've just been blocked Damn, and I thought you said I had the contract to block pave your drive "Yes sorry about that. Thought it was a better offer, but that backfired lol | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny "I must say I do like the joke. Nice one. | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny
I must say I do like the joke. Nice one. "Thank you. And the best part? It just came to me naturally lol | |||
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"Could have inadvertently clicked on "block sender" instead of "save" She wants you really." Haha and probably wondering why I’ve not sent her 50 messages asking her why she’s not replied | |||
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"I received a wink from a couple today. I winked them back and they blocked me! So as far as I can see there is no rhyme nor reason to it at all. My view is just move on
Xx"Hope it’s not contagious lol WinkBlank. Bono will release a song about it. | |||
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You going to block me too? "Might block you ! You’re blue nose ! Don’t think I have to say any more ! Lol | |||
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Might block you !
You’re blue nose !
Don’t think I have to say any more ! Lol "You’re saying this like being a bluenose is a bad thing? | |||
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"Hahaha ya silly sausage! "Ok that raised a smile | |||
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"Scrolling through local updates, I spotted a new, unverified account asking for someone 8” or bigger. So I sent her a message telling her I’m 5’6. Don’t think it went down well as she blocked me
Haha I really need to stop trying to be funny " | |||
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"Maybe she was hoping for taller? "I’m taller than 8 inches lol | |||
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"Maybe she was hoping for taller?
I’m taller than 8 inches lol"Fab height? | |||
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"Maybe she was hoping for taller?
I’m taller than 8 inches lol
Fab height? "Nah. She asked for 8” lol | |||
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When did sex get so serious, we missed that memo. | |||
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