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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

your bits with hand sanitizer? Try it it’s very liberating and minty fresh

Love and Peace

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Minty fresh?! Only one's I've got are almost pure alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Minty fresh?! Only one's I've got are almost pure alcohol"

Try it on your bullet hole

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!"

For the giver or the receiver?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

That, I'm more on board with. Maybe I've just got the really cheap sanitizer

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!"

Would you recommend Oral B?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!

Would you recommend Oral B? "

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!"

It does give it a little tingle.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

No but I have scratched my balls after putting on deep heat on my shoulder, not recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I once had mint and tea tree shampoo in a small (unmarked) bottle. On a lads weekend away my mate was in the shower and squealed then complained that he washed his arsehole and cock with it and it stung!

I always found it quite nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I have scratched my balls after putting on deep heat on my shoulder, not recommended "

That’s foreplay

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have wiped my flower with a tissue from my bra once when I had a wee and discovered there was no toilet paper in the stall....it was an olbas oil tissue and that was very refreshing and left me with quite a buzz

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I prefer milk baths

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I prefer milk baths "

Ooh, now, there's an image!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toothpaste is also good, especially before getting oral!

It does give it a little tingle."

At the back of your throat

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, I once had mint and tea tree shampoo in a small (unmarked) bottle. On a lads weekend away my mate was in the shower and squealed then complained that he washed his arsehole and cock with it and it stung!

I always found it quite nice!"

Yea tree is only playing at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have wiped my flower with a tissue from my bra once when I had a wee and discovered there was no toilet paper in the stall....it was an olbas oil tissue and that was very refreshing and left me with quite a buzz "

that’s a first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once played with someone after he cooked me dinner...a really hot chilli, was yummy. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after cutting the hot chillies, so my clit was burning within seconds and I couldn't work out why. Then his dick was burning because he touched it. Then he stuck that inside me and my entire vagina was on fire. Eventually we stopped in mutual agony and figured out what happened. Idiots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer milk baths "

You need a little dab of Purell on your lady garden just after your bath to put a spring in your step

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I once played with someone after he cooked me dinner...a really hot chilli, was yummy. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after cutting the hot chillies, so my clit was burning within seconds and I couldn't work out why. Then his dick was burning because he touched it. Then he stuck that inside me and my entire vagina was on fire. Eventually we stopped in mutual agony and figured out what happened. Idiots "

He still stuck it in?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once played with someone after he cooked me dinner...a really hot chilli, was yummy. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after cutting the hot chillies, so my clit was burning within seconds and I couldn't work out why. Then his dick was burning because he touched it. Then he stuck that inside me and my entire vagina was on fire. Eventually we stopped in mutual agony and figured out what happened. Idiots

He still stuck it in?! "

Yeah, we didn't realise what the cause was until it was too late lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

No, but when you have a cut finger and you use hand sanitizer aaaarrrrggggg...and you forget and use it again

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I once played with someone after he cooked me dinner...a really hot chilli, was yummy. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after cutting the hot chillies, so my clit was burning within seconds and I couldn't work out why. Then his dick was burning because he touched it. Then he stuck that inside me and my entire vagina was on fire. Eventually we stopped in mutual agony and figured out what happened. Idiots

He still stuck it in?!

Yeah, we didn't realise what the cause was until it was too late lol"

To be fair, I'd have a job not following suit

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Yes but the security guard at Tescos took offence to it as I was entering the shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No "

You should. Yours stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once played with someone after he cooked me dinner...a really hot chilli, was yummy. Turns out he didn't wash his hands after cutting the hot chillies, so my clit was burning within seconds and I couldn't work out why. Then his dick was burning because he touched it. Then he stuck that inside me and my entire vagina was on fire. Eventually we stopped in mutual agony and figured out what happened. Idiots "

That’s what you call spicing up your love life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, but when you have a cut finger and you use hand sanitizer aaaarrrrggggg...and you forget and use it again "

What about the little cut on the tip of my bobbies helmet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

You should. Yours stinks "

Spending all that time with you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes but the security guard at Tescos took offence to it as I was entering the shop "

Bloody jobsworth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

You should. Yours stinks

Spending all that time with you x"

Mine smells very minty fresh now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No

You should. Yours stinks

Spending all that time with you x

Mine smells very minty fresh now "

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