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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. I might be sitting next to the same thing?! | |||
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"Hard and find rid. Fjfnmdnebd. Handbell d djlsisben. J£band fjord d. C. Jkznd dndnskba winds ZD s s s. D fncie" Do I worry for you or do I cheer? | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Sky remote? | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. You lucky man | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Mobile phone lol | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Can't help but notice you're not on the other side of it though, shame | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. That would be too easy. I thought you were up to no good with naughty channels | |||
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"Cactus" Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours? | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Cheeky!!!! I’m in work!!! Have to be a good boy lol | |||
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"Cactus Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours? " Well rumour is you like a few pricks | |||
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" Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape. Cat! | |||
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"Cactus Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours? Well rumour is you like a few pricks Nah. I like cactus juice. | |||
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" Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape. Pillow. But she does look like a cushion at times | |||
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"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used." Toothpick? | |||
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"It would squirt out if squeezed to hard leaving a ungodly mess, leaves skin feeling soft, subble, it can feel cold on first application, until hands warm it up" Ah and that I'm stealing. | |||
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"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used. Toothpick? A plug. Pleasure cause it’s attached to a tv Discomfort cause have you ever stood on one barefoot? | |||
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"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle. | |||
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"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell Did you make your dog Trump? | |||
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"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell A zit! | |||
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"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used. Toothpick? Lego maybe..hmm | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha | |||
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"It would squirt out if squeezed to hard leaving a ungodly mess, leaves skin feeling soft, subble, it can feel cold on first application, until hands warm it up Ah and that I'm stealing. Teef Rose, I'll let u have it no need for pilfering | |||
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"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle. Ive got one of those pressed up against my arm. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. It? HE has a name. Little Tony | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal” | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. In case he spits lol | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. I know I know the answer. It's a miniature llama. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Don’t start! You got me banned last time!!! | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Less of the miniature please | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Haha there is always a danger it would hit you in the eye. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Plays with the two miniature alpacas | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Or blob on your belly | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Ahh you know my story!!! | |||
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"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used. Toothpick? Nope | |||
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"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used. Toothpick? Lego it is | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. Its all to familiar | |||
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"Smooth warm and hard. Quite shiny. You can use one hand but its possible to get two round it, and it provides comfort." Tea or coffee cup ? | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside." Hard boiled egg ? | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Hard boiled egg ?" Nope.... much bigger | |||
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"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me Cat or kitten ? Or the postman ? | |||
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"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me Cat to the left of me, postman to the right and I'm stuck in the middle with yoooo! | |||
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"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle. She's a monster sometimes but its my sleepy, snory little dog. | |||
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"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell Hahaha. YES instead regret Bx | |||
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"Smooth warm and hard. Quite shiny. You can use one hand but its possible to get two round it, and it provides comfort. Tea or coffee cup ?" Correct! | |||
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"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits " I cannot think of anything decent | |||
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"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell Scooore! | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside." Pocket mirror? | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Pocket mirror? | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Pocket mirror? Haha please do | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Pocket mirror? A shoebox | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Pocket mirror? Again? | |||
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"Cold and pretty hard, but can be squeezed and makes a noise when you do " Lemon ? | |||
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"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits I cannot think of anything decent Why am I not surprised | |||
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"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside. Pocket mirror? Um. Well. Er. No comment | |||
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"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits I cannot think of anything decent Not so sure if this is my most thought out post... didn't see where my mind would wander.. | |||
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"Is it me or you all trying to make them sound filthy As if we would!! | |||
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"Cold and pretty hard, but can be squeezed and makes a noise when you do Lemon ? " Nope | |||
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"It's hard but soft feeling. Feels nice when I move my fingers over it Touching it can drive me around the bend. It's bendy but that's OK. It still does exactly what I need it to do" Gear box? | |||
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"It's hard but soft feeling. Feels nice when I move my fingers over it Touching it can drive me around the bend. It's bendy but that's OK. It still does exactly what I need it to do Gear box? steering wheel but you got close enough | |||
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"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it. " If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat? | |||
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"It would be soft and sleek and probably roll over." Penne cooked al dente? | |||
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"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it. If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat?" Correct | |||
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"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it.. I think it would burn me | |||
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"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it. If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat? Correct Go me | |||
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"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me Well trained parrot? | |||
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"Fluffy, cute and warm! Her x Lady garden? I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it? | |||
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"Fluffy, cute and warm! Her x Lady garden? Dam it... Tried to correct my spelling mistake | |||
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"Fluffy, cute and warm! Her x Lady garden? Nope. Only on a small screen. Feel free to send as a dm haha | |||
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"Fluffy, cute and warm! Her x Lady garden? Points for trying? | |||
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"Fluffy, cute and warm! Her x Lady garden? Oh no. What did I do ?! | |||
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" Aww..cute. | |||
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"Hard, circular and dangerous if grabbed incorrectly. You can only rub it’s center or you’ll cut yourself." I really need to know this one! | |||
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"Hard, circular and dangerous if grabbed incorrectly. You can only rub it’s center or you’ll cut yourself. I really need to know this one!" Pizza cutter? | |||
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