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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hard and find rid. Fjfnmdnebd. Handbell d djlsisben. J£band fjord d. C. Jkznd dndnskba winds ZD s s s. D fncie

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

I might be sitting next to the same thing?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard and find rid. Fjfnmdnebd. Handbell d djlsisben. J£band fjord d. C. Jkznd dndnskba winds ZD s s s. D fncie"

Do I worry for you or do I cheer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

Sky remote?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's hard, plastic, takes batteries and when you press the button gives hours of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

I might be sitting next to the same thing?!

You lucky man

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

Sky remote?

Mobile phone lol

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

I might be sitting next to the same thing?!

You lucky man

Can't help but notice you're not on the other side of it though, shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

Sky remote?

Mobile phone lol"

That would be too easy. I thought you were up to no good with naughty channels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would squirt out if squeezed to hard leaving a ungodly mess, leaves skin feeling soft, subble, it can feel cold on first application, until hands warm it up

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cactus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cactus"

Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

Sky remote?

Mobile phone lol

That would be too easy. I thought you were up to no good with naughty channels

Cheeky!!!! I’m in work!!! Have to be a good boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cactus

Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours? "

Well rumour is you like a few pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Cat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cactus

Are you guessing someone's object or sharing yours?

Well rumour is you like a few pricks

Nah. I like cactus juice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Cat!"

Pillow. But she does look like a cushion at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used."

Toothpick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would squirt out if squeezed to hard leaving a ungodly mess, leaves skin feeling soft, subble, it can feel cold on first application, until hands warm it up"

Ah and that I'm stealing.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used.

Toothpick?

A plug.

Pleasure cause it’s attached to a tv

Discomfort cause have you ever stood on one barefoot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle.

Your under bed monster ?

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell

Bx"

Did you make your dog Trump?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell

Bx"

A zit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used.

Toothpick?

A plug.

Pleasure cause it’s attached to a tv

Discomfort cause have you ever stood on one barefoot?"

Lego maybe..hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would squirt out if squeezed to hard leaving a ungodly mess, leaves skin feeling soft, subble, it can feel cold on first application, until hands warm it up

Ah and that I'm stealing.

Teef Rose, I'll let u have it no need for pilfering

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle.

Ive got one of those pressed up against my arm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha"

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony"

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the hamster”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”"

In case he spits lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol "

I know I know the answer.

It's a miniature llama.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the hamster”

Don’t start! You got me banned last time!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol

I know I know the answer.

It's a miniature llama. "

Less of the miniature please

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol "

Haha there is always a danger it would hit you in the eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol

I know I know the answer.

It's a miniature llama. "

Plays with the two miniature alpacas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol

Haha there is always a danger it would hit you in the eye. "

Or blob on your belly

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the hamster”

Don’t start! You got me banned last time!!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol

Haha there is always a danger it would hit you in the eye.

Or blob on your belly

Ahh you know my story!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I start at the top and run my thumb down it bulges out, has a rough patch and a few small grooves before becoming long and smooth.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It would be soft and sleek and probably roll over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so hard, so big and hard, oh and there’s a draft coming though it

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Symmetrical tubular hard shiny at the end.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used.

Toothpick?

Nope

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Hard, sharp, can be the bringer of joy and/or discomfort depending on how its used.

Toothpick?

A plug.

Pleasure cause it’s attached to a tv

Discomfort cause have you ever stood on one barefoot?

Lego maybe..hmm"

Lego it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth warm and hard. Quite shiny.

You can use one hand but its possible to get two round it, and it provides comfort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

Mine is hard and brings many hours of enjoyment, but if I use it too much it would make my eyes go funny

As we are posting it's probably the one we all have to hand.

Nope it’s not my penis you filthy minded git haha

You tell him! It's not IT. It has personality and name and it's own room.

It? HE has a name. Little Tony

He also comes with a sign “please do not stroke the animal”

In case he spits lol

Haha there is always a danger it would hit you in the eye.

Or blob on your belly

Ahh you know my story!!!"

Its all to familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooth warm and hard. Quite shiny.

You can use one hand but its possible to get two round it, and it provides comfort."

Tea or coffee cup ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside."

Hard boiled egg ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard, plastic, fits in the palm of my hand and if I jiggle it about it wakes things wake up !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Hard boiled egg ?"

Nope.... much bigger

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Cold and pretty hard, but can be squeezed and makes a noise when you do

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Long and hard with lots of squishy bits

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mine would probably say ouch or slap me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me

Cat or kitten ? Or the postman ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me

Cat or kitten ? Or the postman ? "

Cat to the left of me, postman to the right and I'm stuck in the middle with yoooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is always close at hand on my bed in the morning, it's small, soft, furry, very responsive, has several nipples and loves a good rub and tickle.

Your under bed monster ? "

She's a monster sometimes but its my sleepy, snory little dog.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell

Did you make your dog Trump?

Hahaha. YES instead regret

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over a year ago

"Smooth warm and hard. Quite shiny.

You can use one hand but its possible to get two round it, and it provides comfort.

Tea or coffee cup ?"

Correct!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

It’s hard and you can’t get your hand around it but only need one hand to use it. Press the right buttons and things happen

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over a year ago

It's hard but soft feeling.

Feels nice when I move my fingers over it

Touching it can drive me around the bend.

It's bendy but that's OK. It still does exactly what I need it to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits "

I cannot think of anything decent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soft and fluffy but squeezing caused one end to give off a unpleasant smell

Did you make your dog Trump?

Hahaha. YES instead regret

Bx"

Scooore!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside."

Pocket mirror?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it me or you all trying to make them sound filthy

....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Pocket mirror?

Beauty doesn't live in the mirror in this house!

Nope.... should I put you out of your misery?

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over a year ago

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Pocket mirror?

Beauty doesn't live in the mirror in this house!

Nope.... should I put you out of your misery?"

Haha please do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Pocket mirror?

Beauty doesn't live in the mirror in this house!

Nope.... should I put you out of your misery?

Haha please do"

A shoebox

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over a year ago

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Pocket mirror?

Beauty doesn't live in the mirror in this house!

Nope.... should I put you out of your misery?

Haha please do

A shoebox

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold and pretty hard, but can be squeezed and makes a noise when you do "

Lemon ?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits

I cannot think of anything decent

Why am I not surprised

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's solid, has a firm outer shell but when you get it to open up you see the beauty inside.

Pocket mirror?

Beauty doesn't live in the mirror in this house!

Nope.... should I put you out of your misery?

Haha please do

A shoebox

Again?

Um. Well. Er.

No comment

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over a year ago

"Long and hard with lots of squishy bits

I cannot think of anything decent

Why am I not surprised

Not so sure if this is my most thought out post... didn't see where my mind would wander..

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Is it me or you all trying to make them sound filthy

...."

As if we would!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Cold and pretty hard, but can be squeezed and makes a noise when you do

Lemon ? "

Nope

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over a year ago

"It's hard but soft feeling.

Feels nice when I move my fingers over it

Touching it can drive me around the bend.

It's bendy but that's OK. It still does exactly what I need it to do"

Gear box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hard but soft feeling.

Feels nice when I move my fingers over it

Touching it can drive me around the bend.

It's bendy but that's OK. It still does exactly what I need it to do

Gear box?

"
steering wheel but you got close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it. "

If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be soft and sleek and probably roll over."

Penne cooked al dente?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it.

If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat?"

Correct

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"If I asked you to grab the nearest object and give it a good rub - how would it feel? Tell me, please, but don't tell me what is it..

Mine is soft, squishy.. but if you give it a good grab and dig your nails in .. fluff about.. and it will spring back to its most cosy shape.

"
I think it would burn me

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over a year ago

"It's soft, warm, and started vibrating when I touched it.

If its a purring kind of vibration I say.. cat?

Correct

Go me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x"

Lady garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would probably say ouch or slap me

Well trained parrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold but easy to swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold but easy to swallow"

Slushie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold but easy to swallow

Slushie

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

Lady garden?

Good awnser although nope. No fluff here

Her x"

I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard, circular and dangerous if grabbed incorrectly. You can only rub it’s center or you’ll cut yourself.

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over a year ago

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

Lady garden?

Good awnser although nope. No fluff here

Her x

I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it?

Dam it... Tried to correct my spelling mistake

"Good awnser but nope. No fluff here

And you can see on some of my pics I'm sure...

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately I’ve got this brass lamp thing I nicked from Aladdin next to the bed. Too scared to rub it though. That purple fucker is huge. And looks a little too much like Will Smith for my liking.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

Lady garden?

Good awnser although nope. No fluff here

Her x

I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it?

Dam it... Tried to correct my spelling mistake

"Good awnser but nope. No fluff here

And you can see on some of my pics I'm sure...

Her x"

Nope. Only on a small screen. Feel free to send as a dm haha

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

Lady garden?

Good awnser although nope. No fluff here

Her x

I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it?

Dam it... Tried to correct my spelling mistake

"Good awnser but nope. No fluff here

And you can see on some of my pics I'm sure...

Her x

Nope. Only on a small screen. Feel free to send as a dm haha

Points for trying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Fluffy, cute and warm!

Her x

Lady garden?

Good awnser although nope. No fluff here

Her x

I think I’m asking for every guy on fab when I ask you to prove it?

Dam it... Tried to correct my spelling mistake

"Good awnser but nope. No fluff here

And you can see on some of my pics I'm sure...

Her x"

Oh no. What did I do ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s it was my pooch

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P.s it was my pooch

Her x"

Aww..cute.

thanks for the reveal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard, circular and dangerous if grabbed incorrectly. You can only rub it’s center or you’ll cut yourself."

I really need to know this one!

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over a year ago

"Hard, circular and dangerous if grabbed incorrectly. You can only rub it’s center or you’ll cut yourself.

I really need to know this one!"

Pizza cutter?

Her x

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Meow loudly and run off

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