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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

We're all skinny now!! Hurrah!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both...."

Fat....covered by even more skin!

Skinny wins

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both...."

That's the beauty, if there's any fat, it's under skin! Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both....

Fat....covered by even more skin!

Skinny wins

Maybe NoSoPosh is a long distance swimmer or just has some curious fetishes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bones are skinny.....actually probably not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bones are skinny.....actually probably not..."

I have images of bones with skin on and now I feel all weird

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

They say i have olive skin

i never understood why or what really means

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"My bones are skinny.....actually probably not...

I have images of bones with skin on and now I feel all weird

Those are people

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"We're all skinny now!! Hurrah!"

It's overrated imo but YMMV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're all skinny now!! Hurrah!

It's overrated imo but YMMV"

Yep, far too common, I dont like it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both....

Fat....covered by even more skin!

Skinny wins

Maybe NoSoPosh is a long distance swimmer or just has some curious fetishes..."

Nope. Just fat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I don't want to be 'skinny'!

What about slim? How do you achieve that?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"But I don't want to be 'skinny'!

What about slim? How do you achieve that? "

Pfft, calorie defecit? You've broken the system now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I don't want to be 'skinny'!

What about slim? How do you achieve that? "

'Twas just a joke dear

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've got lots of skin so i am very skinny!!!

Yay

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

This thread made me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

Lol

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"But I don't want to be 'skinny'!

What about slim? How do you achieve that?

'Twas just a joke dear

To some it's not a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my curves so refuse to say it

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

I have a boner I must be boney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I don't want to be 'skinny'!

What about slim? How do you achieve that?

'Twas just a joke dear

To some it's not a joke

It literally was a joke I got off fb.

Cant please everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know what.

I give up on here.

Sod making threads.

It was a joke ffs and people still want to bitch

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

"You know what.

I give up on here.

Sod making threads.

It was a joke ffs and people still want to bitch

I feel for you OP i dont start threads for that exact reason. Too many boring so so correct folk around now, Humour isn't allowed. Sad world we live in im afraid. X

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"You know what.

I give up on here.

Sod making threads.

It was a joke ffs and people still want to bitch

I thought it was funny, at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loads moaning on here the forums are a warzone atm, be nice threads popping up etc, then you make a joke and instead of someone thinking "ok i didnt find that funny, il just look at another" they feel the need to comment negatively.

I literally started this thread and yesterdays star wars one because I am in a rough place atm and wanted a giggle.

Thankfully the SW went went.

Yet this one half of it is

"I dont want to"

"Some wont find it funny"

"I wanna be fat"

It wasnt serious!!

I love my curves, have no desire to be skinny but I saw the funny side it it.

Rant over.

Crack on

Tear my comment and the thread apart as usual.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Try not to take it heart. Fuck the haters, keepnhaving fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

OP i am sorry you are in a bad place. Humour is a funny thing - believe me i lived in the states for 17 years

. You did nothing wrong in posting this thread and it gave many a chuckle. The people who reacted badly are probably also in a bad place and that's not a good combination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny...."

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x"

I sometimes do threads that I think surely there’s nothing that can cause any upset in this one! But nope. There usually is!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x"

Phew.

I have nothing sensible to say at this point. So I should probably stop typing.

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By *ravellerukMan
over a year ago

Visting Belfast

"Nah..... I've noticed my body is severed in fat and said "wow, I'm fat"

Can't have both....

Fat....covered by even more skin!

Skinny wins

The more fat you have, the more skin you need therefore the skinnier you are

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The largest organ in the human body; your skin.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x

Phew.

I have nothing sensible to say at this point. So I should probably stop typing. "

Thats never stopped you before Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x

Phew.

I have nothing sensible to say at this point. So I should probably stop typing.

Thats never stopped you before Posh

Point well made there Sophie.

Bugger.

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x

Phew.

I have nothing sensible to say at this point. So I should probably stop typing. "

Thats the most sensible thing you've typed Posh

JJ keep on smiling.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I was just messing.... because I found it funny....

I knew you were joking.

A couple of others wern't though x

Phew.

I have nothing sensible to say at this point. So I should probably stop typing.

Thats the most sensible thing you've typed Posh

JJ keep on smiling. "

Oi! I mean.... fair, but ouch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads moaning on here the forums are a warzone atm, be nice threads popping up etc, then you make a joke and instead of someone thinking "ok i didnt find that funny, il just look at another" they feel the need to comment negatively.

I literally started this thread and yesterdays star wars one because I am in a rough place atm and wanted a giggle.

Thankfully the SW went went.

Yet this one half of it is

"I dont want to"

"Some wont find it funny"

"I wanna be fat"

It wasnt serious!!

I love my curves, have no desire to be skinny but I saw the funny side it it.

Rant over.

Crack on

Tear my comment and the thread apart as usual."
sadly ivy as u have said to me b4 people can take hold of things u mean as a joke and take it the wrong way and turn something u mean to be light heart fun into a war zone where hurtful things can be said both in and off the foruns. Many of us are feeling in a bad place at the moment with the world the way it is but it won't stop people being unkind or vindictive if anything people are worse. I will always try to do light hearted fun threads but you can't please everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I literally started this thread and yesterdays star wars one because I am in a rough place atm and wanted a giggle.

Thankfully the SW went went.

Yet this one half of it is

"I dont want to"

"Some wont find it funny"

"I wanna be fat"

It wasnt serious!!

I love my curves, have no desire to be skinny but I saw the funny side it it.

Rant over.

Crack on

Tear my comment and the thread apart as usual. sadly ivy as u have said to me b4 people can take hold of things u mean as a joke and take it the wrong way and turn something u mean to be light heart fun into a war zone where hurtful things can be said both in and off the foruns. Many of us are feeling in a bad place at the moment with the world the way it is but it won't stop people being unkind or vindictive if anything people are worse. I will always try to do light hearted fun threads but you can't please everyone

Yeh?....this was literally a joke I pulled off the internet though wookie.

Far different to the threads you have made.

I don't see the relation you are trying to make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

I’m very skinny then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I literally started this thread and yesterdays star wars one because I am in a rough place atm and wanted a giggle.

Thankfully the SW went went.

Yet this one half of it is

"I dont want to"

"Some wont find it funny"

"I wanna be fat"

It wasnt serious!!

I love my curves, have no desire to be skinny but I saw the funny side it it.

Rant over.

Crack on

Yeh?....this was literally a joke I pulled off the internet though wookie.

Far different to the threads you have made.

I don't see the relation you are trying to make."
the relation is it doesn't matter where u get the idea for the thread from there will be people that can take what your saying wither personally or they can take offence to what your saying no matter how good intentioned you may have. I'm not a nasty person as I'm sure your not but the written text and this being a public forum where people don't really know you or your sense of humour can lead to things being mis read miss understood and turned against you.. food for thought maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for my comment. It really wasn't meant how it looked. I thought the joke was funny too and thought maybe a similar thing or witty response to slim might happen. Sorry OP I really didn't mean upset anyone at all.

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

Thank you for making me smile

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

Just done this OP and it works a threat

By the way OP you skin looks amazing... Love the shapes it makes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apologies for my comment. It really wasn't meant how it looked. I thought the joke was funny too and thought maybe a similar thing or witty response to slim might happen. Sorry OP I really didn't mean upset anyone at all. "

Don't worry.

I am a touchy mardy bitch today

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do wonder how many actually truely noticed what the joke is under the skin, and those that didn't go further than skin deep.

Didn't see this one yesterday but I actually laughed when I read it.

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My skin means I've got skinny covered... if I wanted to be called slim it'd take a legal name change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry.

I am a touchy mardy bitch today

I probably should have thought it through more. But like having a boner makes someone boney I thought maybe someone could do the same with slim. I had no great ideas on it so put it on the thread. That was my line of thought anyway. Again I'm sorry. Also wish I'd looked back at the thread sooner so you didn't feel like you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've apologised to the OP and explained myself publicly.

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't worry.

I am a touchy mardy bitch today

We've all got bones so we're all boners - that's made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry.

I am a touchy mardy bitch today

We've all got bones so we're all boners - that's made me laugh!"

That comment was further up the thread. It also made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've apologised to the OP and explained myself publicly. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"1. Notice that your body is covered in skin

2. Say "Wow, I'm skinny"

Congratulations, you are now skinny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ivy ivy

Ivy it was funny xxx chill x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ivy ivy

Ivy it was funny xxx chill x"

It's beyond that now.

I have a bee in my bonnet that goes beyond the joke x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ivy ivy

Ivy it was funny xxx chill x

It's beyond that now.

I have a bee in my bonnet that goes beyond the joke x"

Awwww xxxxx x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Please don't bring personal gripes with each other to the forum. It makes things very uncomfortable for other posters.

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