FabSwingers.com forum: My lady garden

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Needs some serious attention.

The way funds are going it's looking like it'll be next year coz I won't let peeps cop a view til I've hired a skip

Anywhooo.

Who fancies getting down n dirty? I'm gonna, at some point, somewhen open my hobbit house and let some people in to show me their muscley gardening goodness. I'll repay ya with beverages and a fingering buffet, music and chuckles.

It's gonna be a mission, I cannae lie.

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Should I bring hedge-trimmers?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Bush Trimming

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Needs some serious attention.

The way funds are going it's looking like it'll be next year coz I won't let peeps cop a view til I've hired a skip

Anywhooo.

It's gonna be a mission, I cannae lie.

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if you’ve got party rings I’m up for the challenge

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Will it need scaffolding x ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The constant lady gardener

Where do I apply?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can of petrol and a match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have my own gardening and landscaping business, count me in PP in return for strong tea and cheese sarnies.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Fs I was ready to go buy some wax and a stenaline ticket until I actually read the post

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Weed burner maybe.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

It needs erm..... some TLC

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That shave powder is pretty good.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fs I was ready to go buy some wax and a stenaline ticket until I actually read the post"

It's ok, I read that as sertraline. I thought "ohhh gawd no, they put me in a zombie cry"

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Count me in

Anything to help keep a lady's garden trim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Feed me Wine and I'm there Peach

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Getting the mental list together.

Wine.

Antidepressants.

Right, what else?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Getting the mental list together.

Wine.

Antidepressants.

Right, what else? "

Tea and sarnies. Boom.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Sure I'll be there, we could tie it In with the future brum social

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Will it need scaffolding x ? "

I know I'm short but I can make it up the drop without help.

It needs... erm.... brickwork? Or some kind of boxing in? Erm... I have no fucking clue how to fix the mess.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sure I'll be there, we could tie it In with the future brum social

Shouuuuuuuut

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I did a summer as a landscaper many years ago.... so I’m pretty handy in tidying lady gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting the mental list together.

Wine.

Antidepressants.

Right, what else?

Tea and sarnies. Boom."

Coffee and I'm yours

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

I have a trusty axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure I'll be there, we could tie it In with the future brum social

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I crap at gardening so I wont off my services in that department so FAF instead

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I get near plants n shiz and they die.

So I offer that service, in exchange for coffee and fingering.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I get near plants n shiz and they die.

So I offer that service, in exchange for coffee and fingering.

Buffet. I meant buffet. The fingering buffet you offered.

Now I'm embarrassed

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I know fuck all about gardening, but I am an expert and standing there with a cup of tea and critiquing others efforts.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm quite handy with a hedge trimmer if you need

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"I know fuck all about gardening, but I am an expert and standing there with a cup of tea and critiquing others efforts."

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Needs some serious attention.

The way funds are going it's looking like it'll be next year coz I won't let peeps cop a view til I've hired a skip

Anywhooo.

It's gonna be a mission, I cannae lie.

Something so sexy about a lovely overgrown lady garden xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It needs erm..... some TLC

No shrubs.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"It needs erm..... some TLC

No shrubs."

Don't want no shrubs, a shrub is a bush that can't get no love from me?

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