FabSwingers.com forum: Too big......

By *kaythen07 OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend"

Fuck sakeeeeee

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Depends on the postage

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Too big is either so girthy it hurts to stretch over it or too long to get in without hitting the cervix.

Too small is.... er.... I don't know. Haven't experienced it.

That's how I feel. Others may differ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too big is either so girthy it hurts to stretch over it or too long to get in without hitting the cervix.

Too small is.... er.... I don't know. Haven't experienced it.

That's how I feel. Others may differ."

I think I’m just right , not too girthy , nice head, long enough to hit the spot

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Too big is either so girthy it hurts to stretch over it or too long to get in without hitting the cervix.

Too small is.... er.... I don't know. Haven't experienced it.

That's how I feel. Others may differ.

I think I’m just right , not too girthy , nice head, long enough to hit the spot

Ahh. But all women are built differently..... so who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend

Fuck sakeeeeee"

yup

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh. Crap. I just realised.

Are we talking cock size here OP?

If not I may have just made a total fool of myself with that answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About this big and about this small or somewhere in between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. Crap. I just realised.

Are we talking cock size here OP?

If not I may have just made a total fool of myself with that answer."

Lol

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By *kaythen07 OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend"
I ask coz about 70% of posts i see ask for well endowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend"
I know I know my bum is far to big but still I don't ask if its to big as I know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I ask coz about 70% of posts i see ask for well endowed. "

It’s what you do with it most of the time it comes with AA battery’s and instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it fits your good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't get it in, it's too big.

If they ask, "is in in yet?" It's too small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there one of these everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't get it in, it's too big.

If they ask, "is in in yet?" It's too small."

I almost wet myself readying that lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I ask coz about 70% of posts i see ask for well endowed. "

So we are talking cock?

Thank goodness.

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

Is that maybe because they're the sort of posts you tend look at?

People look for and prioritise all sorts of things in general life as well as on swinging sites. Endowment is just one such.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

If it won't fit in the gap it's too big, if it doesn't fill the gap it's too small. Measure twice, cut once. Kerbs aren't cheap and your foreman won't be pleased at the waste.

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By *kaythen07 OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is that maybe because they're the sort of posts you tend look at?

People look for and prioritise all sorts of things in general life as well as on swinging sites. Endowment is just one such."
i don't think there's a filter for endowment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I ask coz about 70% of posts i see ask for well endowed.

So we are talking cock?

Thank goodness."

Is that what we’re talking about oh I get it now lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's illegal to drive a hgv on a motorbike licence.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Depends where it's going, and how hard it's getting there.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend"

Are we talking pizza or cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I ask coz about 70% of posts i see ask for well endowed. "

It's no where near 70%.

Most really dont care about the size of your wang

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sometimes it's only too big if you haven't made your woman aroused enough.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For me. 4ft 9 and 6ft 10

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Sometimes it's only too big if you haven't made your woman aroused enough.

Oh oh oh oh

No no no no no no no

Oh oh no no no baby

Oh oh no no no baby yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it's only too big if you haven't made your woman aroused enough.

That’s not the size problem but the lover is a error

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I know I know my bum is far to big but still I don't ask if its to big as I know the answer

It's not big. Just right for the right person. I'm small but for the right person I'm just right.

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By *kaythen07 OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend I know I know my bum is far to big but still I don't ask if its to big as I know the answer

It's not big. Just right for the right person. I'm small but for the right person I'm just right."

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Too big is either so girthy it hurts to stretch over it or too long to get in without hitting the cervix.

Too small is.... er.... I don't know. Haven't experienced it.

That's how I feel. Others may differ.

I think I’m just right , not too girthy , nice head, long enough to hit the spot

Ahh. But all women are built differently..... so who knows."

Wait... what??!

*NEWSFLASH*

Women are different!!

Who knew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How big is too big, how smalls too small, asking for a friend"

Yawn

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’ve got what I’ve got so nothing I can do about it, so I don’t tend to worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own kind of question.

For me

6" is minimum really unless very girthy.

10" maximum but not overly thin, as long and thin just hurts the cervix.

My ideal is a 7-9" girthy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder how it would go if a woman asked the perfect vagina size

Who would shout out

"Wizards sleeve please, god I love them"

I am willing to bet the answers would all be "Small as a mouses ear"

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just use exponential functions and you’ll always be able to quantify it.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I often wonder how it would go if a woman asked the perfect vagina size

Who would shout out

"Wizards sleeve please, god I love them"

I am willing to bet the answers would all be "Small as a mouses ear"

Actually much like cock size I’d say too big and I’ll be like threading a hula hoop, too small and it’s going to be painful and hard work for us both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do a line up and each woman points them all out for you as per her prefence?

Or do you need actual measurements, per woman?

Then when we've collected the data you can anaylise it till you have a definitive answer. Might keep you occupied for a while though.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"I am willing to bet the answers would all be "Small as a mouses ear"

No, mouse ears can be quite a challenge.

A friend of mine is rather tight and I’m fairly girthy.

A quickie is completely out of the question and even with lots of foreplay and lube it can be difficult to get in.

And anal is out of the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we do a line up and each woman points them all out for you as per her prefence?

Or do you need actual measurements, per woman?

Then when we've collected the data you can anaylise it till you have a definitive answer. Might keep you occupied for a while though.

I thought you would have your metre stick ready

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Are we talking about subway

a foot long is too big and 6” is just not enough so I get crisps with it

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