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By *ocknocker OP   Man
over a year ago

yorks

When did we all decide that the sky remote would become a universal tool for measuring the size of our gentleman parts plus this is a bit unfair to the guys that have not got sky tv

Would a standard sized virgin tv remote be a good alternative lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lynx can is an accepted alternative x

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By *ocknocker OP   Man
over a year ago

yorks

Ha ha thanks I’ll keep this in mind also can I use the small travel sided one giving the illusion that I’m much bigger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the amazon firestick remote...much more realistic hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't have sky, the remote is just too humiliating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next time you pick up a sky remote remember that it’s had dick all over it at some point in its life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It kinda gives a good idea hahaha

Tho I’ve seen lynx cans, Coca Cola cans, deodorant in general and if you are really big. Evian bottles and Pringle cans haha

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I find a packet of shortbread fingers comes in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handset sizes have greatly reduced over the years so they are not worth using to boast with in my opinion

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Why nobody just uses a tape measure, it’s quite accurate at ....measuring things

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I use those cans you get for mixers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t reach the red button

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Why nobody just uses a tape measure, it’s quite accurate at ....measuring things "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why nobody just uses a tape measure, it’s quite accurate at ....measuring things "

Because the tape doesn’t lie and gives the accurate measurement haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handset sizes have greatly reduced over the years so they are not worth using to boast with in my opinion "

Yeah I did think that a sky q remote is smaller than a sky+ remote

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pint glasses seem to be making an appearance!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"Pint glasses seem to be making an appearance! "
half pint here

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