FabSwingers.com forum: Let's hear !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's hear your best sarcastic comebacks....

I'll start with...

DEJA POO....

I'm sure I've heard this shit before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who pissed in your cheerios today

Her x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry who are you again !

Sorry to bother you oh no sorry wrong person thought I was talking to someone with common sense !

Oh you manger you couldn’t manage a piss up in brewery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I swear some ppl should come with a stamp on their head saying...

Do not reproduce

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

No shit sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did your boyfriend eat the last of the sugar puffs?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Please, save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see things from your point of view... But I can't get my head that far up my ass

Her x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I think you are confusing me with someone who cares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your the reason they have to put directions on a shampoo bottle

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Ahhh, I see what the problem is here.

You appear to have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had brains you would be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I really look that stupid I know you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better shut up befor I shag your mom/dad and make you my new step child

I all ready know you mom/dad is gaging for a bit off this ass

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

If dynamite was brains. You wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scooby doo's less confused than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit for brains !

You talk utter shit !

Or were you just born stupid !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go take you’re face for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you were born !

Why did the doctor slap you’re mother

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

As much use as a marzipan dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as useful as fart in f***y

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"As much use as a marzipan dildo. "

...or a chocolate teapot/fireguard....But yours sounds much kinkier.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well, it's a good thing you think highly of yourself. Someone has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck you looking at?

I dont know but its fucking ugly!

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

I'd rather wank my dad off

I'd rather be fisted by Hell Boy

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

I'm going to beat you like a ginger step child

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Your mother should have swallowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your that full of shit, must have been conceived through anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put 50p in the dickhead?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth...

Been watching Jimmy carr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth...

Been watching Jimmy carr"

I'll never forget that one

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place"

I'll add my index to that middle finger

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Isnt your village missing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sniff sniff*

Can you smell that? Smells like bullshit to me

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More chance of plaiting piss

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Would you like a burger to go with that cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen bulldogs with your face tattooed on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When god was giving looks and brains out !

Were you in back of the que

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your so fake even wish woundnt stock you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly the gene pool you emerged from is stagnant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I born yesterday you say? I wish you were then we could start your personality from scratch!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of all those sperm cells you are the one that had to make it to the egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When god said "brains" you thought he said "trains and asked for small slow one.

And when he said "looks" You though he said "books" and asked for a horror!!

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.

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