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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd whisper, "you're getting pumped"

I'd want whispered back in my ear, "stick it in ma bum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to sleep alone, thank you."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The cream donuts are on special at Asda….’

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I want you so much, it makes my heart burst

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

But seriously: ‘I need to be inside you…’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my breath away

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear? "

I’d whisper “who are you? You’ve climbed into the wrong bed......fancy a quickie?”

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

You're about to get your pasty smashed....

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I massage your back and cuddle

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Its your turn for the dishes

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

‘Don’t forget to put the bin out’

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Chinese tonight? Can't be arsed to cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop the kettle on luv I’m gagging for a tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids are out ... go get the kinky stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear? "

Fancy seeing you here.. Cake?.. No..? How about helping me do some 'DIY' Naked...

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Strip and bend over

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By *enuinecpl101Couple
over a year ago

Co armagh

The 6 bottles of wine deal runs out in tescos today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It won't suck itself."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear? "

FGS no snoring or farting tonight.. I am upearly for work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say just eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are awesome! Literally laughing loudly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. I'm usually out of breath after inflating her.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Take me now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im a fucking id idiot for saying take me to bed or lose me forever. I wish i could get out the habit

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Im a fucking id idiot for saying take me to bed or lose me forever. I wish i could get out the habit"

The last time I said that he looked at me blankly.

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By *eivers101Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle

How does steak and chips sound for tea? Bj for desert...... Resulting in a huge smile from a very happy other half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend me over and take me to geaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend me over and take me to geaven

And heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'do you think buckles was actually H?'

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"How does steak and chips sound for tea? Bj for desert...... Resulting in a huge smile from a very happy other half

Which man could refuse an offer like that..oh..a vegetarian I suppose

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

""It won't suck itself.""

Easily the winner so far!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

On my face please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Don’t forget to put the bin out’"

Hahahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pull my nightie down when you're done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard with your crumble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pull my nightie down when you're done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'do you think buckles was actually H?'"

Omg

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

We need to stop, I think I can hear the kettle boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear?

FGS no snoring or farting tonight.. I am upearly for work tomorrow

Actually snort laughed at that and made Mr jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a fucking id idiot for saying take me to bed or lose me forever. I wish i could get out the habit

The last time I said that he looked at me blankly. "

How can they not knowwww?! it’s a classic film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum inside me

(If he's my lover its allowed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corner taken, quickly"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Where do you want it

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"You're about to get your pasty smashed....

J x"

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

[Removed by poster at 03/05/21 20:10:12]

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

And put them on my boobs - who needs words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'do you think buckles was actually H?'

Omg

Jeez thanks, I haven't watched it yet. What happened to *SPOILER ALERT*

??????????

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'd whisper: "Do you want to go on top or shall I?"

.... I bloody love bunk beds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the snooker!!!

Can we do it down here while I watch it?

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Fancy a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No words necessary at all just look in to each other’s eyes feel the passion the energy the sexual togetherness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we do it doggy, we can Both see the rugby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry love I farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister did that differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we do it doggy, we can Both see the rugby?

Spat my beer out to that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sister did that differently

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your mum does it better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open up the draw & choose your fate... he knows where we keep all our toys x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Fancy a bum

This reminded me of Rita, Sue and Bob too

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Yer da sells avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have ice-cream please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did say bare didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put it in my arse" usually goes down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""put it in my arse" usually goes down well

I bet it would xxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can I be your hero”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""put it in my arse" usually goes down well

And what a wonderful arse you have x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""put it in my arse" usually goes down well

Would you need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost the key to the cuffs, im phoning the fire brigade

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I'd whisper, "you're getting pumped"

I'd want whispered back in my ear, "stick it in ma bum""

Hahahaha well that’s just a typical Mr bants comment isn’t it.

How very romantic of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might go to bed now - I've got work in the morning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger!

FGS I'am going to have knackered laptop if I keep reading this thread!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Where do you keep the crumpets

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By *rNaturistMan
over a year ago

Northants

I want you in my room

I need you in my room

I want you hands

I need your voice

Tuck me in and read me a story

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Your pants, they bother me. Take them off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It won't suck itself.""

Hahahahaha oh my god, I'd be putty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""put it in my arse" usually goes down well

Done that ! Got a yourrrreee in wrong hole shriek !

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Don't need to whisper anything. A low growl is all that's needed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear? "

Tanto tiempo he esperado para esto momento furioso

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

""I might go to bed now - I've got work in the morning" "

Winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I might go to bed now - I've got work in the morning"

Winner."

I know what you're trying to say.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

""I might go to bed now - I've got work in the morning"

Winner.

I know what you're trying to say. "

You're trying to say it's business time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my mum told me about lady’s like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pregnant, its not yours but you can still get me some ice cream and pickles if ya like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I might go to bed now - I've got work in the morning"

Winner.

I know what you're trying to say.

You're trying to say it's business time."

Business hours are over baby.

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By *rNaturistMan
over a year ago

Northants

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want you

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By *rNaturistMan
over a year ago

Northants

It's only a drop of blood It's almost gone .. pleaseeeeeee

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on top."

Shes a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be done in a minute

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

https://youtu.be/k8-SasSNUJA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've washed my penis

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Can you pass me a tissue

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Let’s fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd whisper, "you're getting pumped"

I'd want whispered back in my ear, "stick it in ma bum"

Hahahaha well that’s just a typical Mr bants comment isn’t it.

How very romantic of you

You fecking luuuuv it!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Lean forward and whisper in his ear:

Take me to bed. His reaction is priceless and the lust grows in his eyes

What would you whisper in your partner/lovers ear? "

Did you put the lasagne in the oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""put it in my arse" usually goes down well

I'd be going down on one knee!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Just fuck me already would you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fuck me already would you"

Nah let me finish this page in me book first fgs

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Just fuck me already would you"

Direct and to the point!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Just fuck me already would you"
as you wish

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I'll do quite a few things for a bag of Percy Pigs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just fuck me already would you"

Have to swipe right first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my arse fucked

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just fuck me already would you"

Sorry, i was just putting the buns out.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Are you going to cum for me?’

‘Do you want a cup of tea?’

Both usually produce the same moan of satisfaction

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By *rNaturistMan
over a year ago

Northants

I know your my partners identical twin but lets just pretend i didnt realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It won't suck itself."

Hahahahaha oh my god, I'd be putty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on top."

You had me at 'i’m'

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