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"Can we visit Whitby? Always wanted to go there. I’ll bring a hot rum punch and some cheese and pineapple chunks on sticks
For entertainment? I’ll bring along my weighted hulahoop "I have never been to Whitby either so yes we can. Did you want fish and chips? I will make a tin foil hedgehog for you to pop your cocktail sticks in. If I were a hula hoop I would be weighted | |||
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I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?  | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please? "Babs my bus is your oyster. I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me  | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please? "Not true Babs, I remember Manchester... | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Not true Babs, I remember Manchester... "Oooer I can still do the splits, so not all is lost | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me " let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say? | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Not true Babs, I remember Manchester...
Oooer I can still do the splits, so not all is lost "Oh jeez you two are wearing me out. I would only do the splits if I slipped over | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say? "With a little wooden fork | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork "I really want fish and chips now | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now "I am on my way with them now | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now "For me too | |||
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"BlackPool and fish chips  "Fish and chips at the seaside, nothing better  | |||
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"BlackPool and fish chips
Fish and chips at the seaside, nothing better "Shall we have a donkey derby too? | |||
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"BlackPool and fish chips
Fish and chips at the seaside, nothing better
Shall we have a donkey derby too? "Do this involve the harming of real donkeys? | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too "I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously "And rum and pecan pie and chocolate | |||
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"BlackPool and fish chips
Fish and chips at the seaside, nothing better
Shall we have a donkey derby too?
Do this involve the harming of real donkeys? "Noooo I wouldn't harm animals. Maybe best I don't ride one. | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously
And rum and pecan pie and chocolate "Pe-can pie! | |||
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"A weighted hula hoop I’m not as energetic as Incandescent but ... I have gin! Yayy!!
Can we pop up to to the Derbyshire peaks please?
Babs my bus is your oyster.
I will not be hooping. It will get stuck on me
let’s not worry about that. Fish and Chips you say?
With a little wooden fork
I really want fish and chips now
I am on my way with them now
For me too
I’m inspired by you Inca I’m going to purchase a weighted hula hoop - after the fish and chips obviously
And rum and pecan pie and chocolate "Is that a thing? I need to try that | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please "Only if Paddington with you !  | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please "Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie  | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please "Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie "Oooops my auto carrot is out in force | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Only if Paddington with you ! "Always ..... | |||
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"No donkeys involved ! Probably a go on pleasure beach followed by doughnuts and alcohol involved at some point "Seaside donuts no sugar, freshly cooked | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service "You’ll need a bigger bus | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force "Is an auto carrot like a vibrator? | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus "Or a bigger tongue | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator? "Quick patent that | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that "Just doesn’t need charging | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that "Just sent you a pic | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that
Just doesn’t need charging "And it can see in the dark | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Don’t think my tongue is big enough Cookie
Oooops my auto carrot is out in force
Is an auto carrot like a vibrator?
Quick patent that
Just sent you a pic "Love it | |||
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"No donkeys involved ! Probably a go on pleasure beach followed by doughnuts and alcohol involved at some point
Seaside donuts no sugar, freshly cooked "Ring or jam? | |||
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"Ring freshly fried odd always remember the smell of Blackpool could always smell freshly fried doughnuts and fish chips in air sadly no more "It is certainly a smell evoking memory when thinking of the seaside | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus "But what a service it would be | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be "I run a great service me | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be
I run a great service me "I thought we weren’t mentioning that brothel in South London? | |||
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"I know brothel in chadwell Heath lol "You’re in for it now | |||
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"Head North for us and we will provide fresh homemade Yorkshire puddings with gravy." You’re not far from me, I’m coming for those Yorkshire’s | |||
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"Can you drive past deepest darkest Peru and lick me up please
Anywhere for you. Not sure about the licking bit though. Everyone might want me to offer a pick up and lick up service
You’ll need a bigger bus
But what a service it would be
I run a great service me
I thought we weren’t mentioning that brothel in South London? "I wasn't, but now you have let the cat out of the bag | |||
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"Head North for us and we will provide fresh homemade Yorkshire puddings with gravy." Sounds yummy | |||
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"I’m staying in the house. I’ve got tea and chocolate, you can swing by and I’ll make you a nice hot brew Auntie." Aww thanks nephew. Black coffee please no caterpillars | |||
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"I'm only a bit of a drive up from Sammy boy and it's too cold for me to venture out. I will provide cherry scones and homemade lethal sloe gin to warm up though. "No sense of adventure you youngsters | |||
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