FabSwingers.com forum: Jam vs Marmalade

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Raspberry jam

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Jam. No bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry jam.

Basic as fuck I know but I like what I like.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Chivers grade 7 thick cut.

But I like marmalade because it's interesting (see also blue cheese and olives...) so a good blackcurrant jam can also be pretty interesting in its own way. Its just the drab strawberry stuff that can rot.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Marmite

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass"

Maybe you're not trying hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade with bits

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lemon and lime marmalade for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can marmite throw it's lid in the arean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade used to love with lurpak butter mmmm not anymore sadly

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade is filth

Jam for the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade on brown bread but jam on white bread

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I like orange jam

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can marmite throw it's lid in the arean"

Well there's two of you who can form an allegiance already

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Marmalade used to love with lurpak butter mmmm not anymore sadly

How come?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Jam, always jam

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Curd.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Black currant jam for me

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

Can I like both please?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

Maybe you're not trying hard enough

*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Seedless jam please

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Curd.

Well look who had to be different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime marmalade

Unless it's a scone then it's strawberry jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli jam

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I like both please?

You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

Maybe you're not trying hard enough

*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither for me are those seeds in my gaps don't mind a jelly jam im more a curd fan lemon mmmmm

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

Maybe you're not trying hard enough

*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey

Calm down it's shredless

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Can I like both please?

You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!

Ok, jam.

No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.

However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.

Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....

Sod it. Philadelphia

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Neither for me are those seeds in my gaps don't mind a jelly jam im more a curd fan lemon mmmmm"

Well seems there's 4 teams to this battle now

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

Maybe you're not trying hard enough

*takes the lid off the traditional Seville* brace yourself Lacey

Calm down it's shredless "

Phew!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I like both please?

You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!

Ok, jam.

No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.

However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.

Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....

Sod it. Philadelphia

total wild card!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass"

ROFL, you've made my day...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"This has long been a contentious and controversial subject on fab that many times has resulted in a vicious battle with seeds, pulp and rind thrown in all directions. Many quite understandably wish not to disclose their preserve preferences as a result. Is anyone brave enough to publicly choose a side!? The results may be sticky... "

Marmalade, I make my own...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Peach jam.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Home made pork dripping with plenty of salt.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jams with the cloth tops. Real fruity preserves

Marmalade....just..no.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Can I like both please?

You might get sore sitting on the fence. This is a serious battle!

Ok, jam.

No hold on, marmalade. But then again, I do like jam.

However, marmalade on toast for brekkie is yummy.

Blueberry jam though, nom nom nom.....

Sod it. Philadelphia

total wild card! "

Thems my middle names.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade you ask? Well you can't marmalade your cock up her ass

ROFL, you've made my day... "

Well I aim to please

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Jam. Always

How about you Op? Spill

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Curd.

Well look who had to be different

Luuuuv you! Passionfruit curd is amazing. Or lemon curd that's perfectly sharp on multiseed toast. Curd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cut Seville Orange Marmalade - the King of Marmalades. The contrast of bitterness and sweetness.....like a spanking before sex the pain contrasting with and heightening the pleasure.

Might have have got a bit carried away there.

I like marmalade

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Ginger marmalade

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Jam. Always

How about you Op? Spill

Oh I daren't

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Curd.

Well look who had to be different

Luuuuv you! Passionfruit curd is amazing. Or lemon curd that's perfectly sharp on multiseed toast. Curd.

To be fair passionfruit curd sounds amazing and now I want to try that!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Jam. Always

How about you Op? Spill

Oh I daren't

Aren't you worried about potential splinters?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out "

Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Chicken!

(How do you do the chicken emoji?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! "

Probably, honey is bloody brilliant

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ooh it’s a hard choice! I do love strawberry jam on toast, but shredless marmalade is lush too!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out "

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It's a 60/40 split here in favour of jam.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either... "

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely marmalade, preferably lemon but any will - with bits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Various Jams suit various breads pastries,cakes and buns.

To appreciate a hard core marmalade, eat it on fried bread.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

Marmalade with toast for breakfast, jam with afternoon tea

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either... "

only one way to find out *ominous sound of a jar of crunchy peanut butter opening*

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Marmalade

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy "

My favourite

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy

My favourite

Kinky barsteward

On a kind of related note, when I was 19 I had a fling with a lady some 15 years my senior. She once slathered my cock in utterly butterly as she had no lube. So you can in fact utterly butterly your cock up a lady's ass

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Unless it’s a scone, then it would need to be raspberry jam

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

Ok, you know how this goes....sorry they only had crunchy

My favourite

Kinky barsteward

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Unless it’s a scone, then it would need to be raspberry jam

Is it strawberry for scones?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Unless it’s a scone, then it would need to be raspberry jam

Is it strawberry for scones? "

It is, but I prefer a seedless raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never heard of a marmaladey dodger so I can’t make any comparisons.

Jammy all the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade, chunky, on toasted wholemeal, with butter (vegan)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apricot,or raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! "
that's not fair im chucking treacle in now gorgeous on toast

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! that's not fair im chucking treacle in now gorgeous on toast

You little rascal!

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By *allWithTatsMan
over a year ago

Wherever

Strawberry jam FTW

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

Marmalade. thick cut. Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange and lemon marmalade on toast and raspberry jam on scones please.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Thin shred marmalade. I can't be doing with big lumps of anything on my toast, and that goes for strawberries in jam on scones too

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

As a prolific jam and marmalade maker this is a difficult one to call.

However I have come down on the side of Marmalade, it has to be my home made 3 fruit (Orange, Lemon and Lime) variety though.

Favourite Jam is Raspberry, seeds included.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Surely difference is better - it saves fights at the hotel breakfast table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast- Thick cut Oxford Marmalade or Marmite

11am onwards, Jam is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon and lime marmalade for me please "

Yes that’s the only marmalade I like but I do like some of the better jams that have more fruit than sugar. When I am in France I often buy jam as they have a huge choice of flavours that I have never seen in U.K.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Golden syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either... "

Surely you can with “smoooth”

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By *PPROACHABLEMANMan
over a year ago

Wales

Jam, marmalade or even jelly, what's the difference?! X

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By *ahoney2121Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

I go for preserve every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick cut Seville Orange Marmalade - the King of Marmalades. The contrast of bitterness and sweetness.....like a spanking before sex the pain contrasting with and heightening the pleasure.

Might have have got a bit carried away there.

I like marmalade

This! For exactly the same reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven! "

Oh god, as a kid I made a load of strawberry jam , but put it in pickled onion jars that hadnt been rinsed as well as they could have been...I sadly can't recommend pickle onion flavoured strawberry jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

orange marmalade.

i detest jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven!

Oh no!!! That makes me so sad!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's hard to choose between lime marmalade and cherry jam.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Jam, raspberry, homemade. Absolutely delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I go for preserve every time...

I only use preserve for my cherry Bakewell cake.

It's too lumpy for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!"

Oh the orange groves of Dundee, I remember them well

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Marmalade to me is the devils bottom! I'd rather lick a rusty old battery.

Much prefer Apricot Conserve Jam instead. On melted buttered toast that runs down your chin, fingers and all over your clothes. Crap should have used the plate....

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Generally Jam in the summer and homemade marmalade in the winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!

Oh the orange groves of Dundee, I remember them well

Google says it's TRUE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them

Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam

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over a year ago

"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them

Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam

Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Surely difference is better - it saves fights at the hotel breakfast table

You speak sense but it's such a deliciously sticky war

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I like to alternate between the two, I have broad tastes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them

Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam

Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that

It's bloody marvellous!! On a ryvita... Or a digestive

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Strawberry Jam is the best... Home made, heaven!

That is so sad!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Marmalade to me is the devils bottom! I'd rather lick a rusty old battery.

Much prefer Apricot Conserve Jam instead. On melted buttered toast that runs down your chin, fingers and all over your clothes. Crap should have used the plate....

Mucky pup!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Jam but only dark stuff and no seeds, Ideally home made, blueberry, cherry, black cherry and black currant, that’s it.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Marmalade over jam, but then lemon curd over marmalade and probably philadelphia over any of them

Philadelphia with the lemon curd... Or strawberry jam

Philly and stawberry jam is beginning to sound like a cheesecake. I could do that

It's bloody marvellous!! On a ryvita... Or a digestive

When I was in high school you used to be able to buy little packs with mini digestives, philadelphia cheese and raspberry coulis! Yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!

Oh the orange groves of Dundee, I remember them well

The story goes that marmalade was invented in 1700, when a storm-damaged Spanish ship, carrying Seville oranges, sought refuge in Dundee harbour. The cargo was sold off cheaply to James Keiller, a down-on-his-luck local merchant, whose wife turned it into a preserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!"

I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!

I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago."

See the post above yours!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

On reflection, I concur

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I love both, given up both due to reducing sugar. I opt for marmite now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I preferred jam, but then I was fed alcohol infused marmalade while on a stay in Cornwall (vodka and gin marmalades) and I honestly think there's no going back now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My homemade thick cut marmalade

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can I like both please?

I like both as well

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

On reflection, I concur

Did you give it a test run?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

Oh bloody hell. This is just going to be carnage. What next!? Honey! "

Honey is great on toast. I have it in my tea too, instead of sugar.

However, tea bag, hot water, honey, stir, milk.

That's the only acceptable order.

Don't get me started on jam and cream on scones though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade

Tuberose... a Zen Master of debating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bramble jam

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"If Philadelphia is now an option, surely nutella and peanut butter need a shout out

I don't think you can 'peanut butter' your c*ck up someone's bum either...

I beg to differ

On reflection, I concur

Did you give it a test run? "

It sticks not runs....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Raspberry, blackcurrant, strawberry, apple - lumpy or smooth no matter, can’t beat a good jam or lemon curd for that matter

Marmalade I’ll pass on

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can’t say any other than marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade all the way. Guilty pleasure of mine is having it on a croissant:P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jam....marmalade isn't that nice. I believe it was invented in my hometown? I could be wrong about that though?!

I think it was invented in Spain centuries ago.

See the post above yours!

Yes we posted at the same time.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Blackcurrant jam

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Marmalade. If it's good enough for Paddington, it'll do me.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Marmalade all the way. Guilty pleasure of mine is having it on a croissant:P"

Mmmm that sounds good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever wanted to slap the shit out of someone for saying marmalade so much in your life!? Jam rules!!!

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Have you ever wanted to slap the shit out of someone for saying marmalade so much in your life!? Jam rules!!!

That's the spirit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it is, I highly recommend it :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade

Tuberose... a Zen Master of debating

I'm not debating. It's the only rightful choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade

Tuberose... a Zen Master of debating

I'm not debating. It's the only rightful choice

I'm with you - Seville thick cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmalade - should only ever be made with Seville oranges - with nice thick chewy rind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curd.

Ever had orange curd? I've not seen it for a long time.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Marmalade here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange curd just doesn't have the tang of lemon - which I made this morning. Neither are jam nor marmalade though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmalade all the way. Guilty pleasure of mine is having it on a croissant:P"

Pure class!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Apricot Jam is my fave.

Never think to buy marmalade but do have it as a treat on holiday in premier inns or other hotels.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Cherry conserve for scones.

Thick cut marmalade for wholemeal toast

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

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By *ahoney2121Man
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"I go for preserve every time...

I only use preserve for my cherry Bakewell cake.

It's too lumpy for me.

Bakewell mmmmm

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?

Pussies prefer cream

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?

Pussies prefer cream"

This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer jam,

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?

Pussies prefer cream

This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best

That's one way to fill an evening!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

Yes but surely you'll agree if you can marmalade your cock up a lady's ass, you can marmalade your cock into her pussy or do I need open another jar?

Pussies prefer cream

This may require a whole other thread. I'll go get some single, double and whipping cream and we'll work through the night to conclude which is best

That's one way to fill an evening! "

It sure is.

Well at least you're not objecting to being covered in cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently been converted to the most delicious marmalade

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Lime marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it all! But right now, tangy marmalade with bits on toast, followed by a strong cuppa with one sugar, d*unk just as it's cool enough not to burn but still gives your tongue a tingle. Bliss

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Roses lime marmalade with shreds. God tier.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I love gooseberry jam but very difficult to find..

Waitrose stores ( some of them) have it but it is called preserve..no doubt someone will tell me the difference but its jam to me

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'm sure I used to have silver shredless marmalade. It was the lemon /lime marmalade without bits. It was lovely but can't find it anymore

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'm sure I used to have silver shredless marmalade. It was the lemon /lime marmalade without bits. It was lovely but can't find it anymore

I'm sure that was Roses?

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

"I think it has to be jam...

....you can't marmalade your cock into an eager wet pussy .....

The research has been done, you in fact can

I thought that was an ass?

It should be - I was being polite...LOL

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