FabSwingers.com forum: ..and the Fab Quote Award goes to...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I work alone at home during the wee hours. I enjoy wandering through the Forum during these tranquil hours, reading threads I have missed whilst logged out.

Often, I come across sage advice dispensed, hurt souls consoled and humour that breaks the silence with my own laughter.

Each a nugget, wasted in their passing by barely noticed.

Therefore, I propose the Fab Quote Award to honour those who gave us that momentary pause. When you see a nugget, please share it with us here in the in the following format, if possible:

Thread name or link

Name of poster

Quote

Ladies and gentlemen, please a give a round of applause to the winners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1150413

By Nicecouple561

Gentlemen, gentlemen! The way to an old womans heart or should I say into her expensive silk lingerie is not by referring to her as a "girl" or "the one I had". A little finesse if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll forget. But there are often some corkers.

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Its some of the fab statuses I like. Shame you can't fab them, some are hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a coffee and a bun - Shag Tonight

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"You're not a train, no need to announce your departure"

Used when someone was threatening to leave but obviously attention seeking.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

This isnt a single award, it's a group one.

For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.

Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live love laugh - Fabulous and Bearded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some gems in the following thread but here are a sample:

You know you’re getting old when.......

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By Nicecouple561

When you read 1984 before 1984

By CaptainHorn

Tremendous!"

By Nicecouple561

I think I read it in about 1970 and it seemed very far off then.

By CaptainHorn

I read it on 2005, aged 20

By Nicecouple561

2005 aged 20! :sob:"

By Nicecouple561

Sob as in crying by the way, not son of a ...

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By MrandMrsArrowFind

You know you are old when your kids tell you that your "vintage" music isn't bad. Blur can't be vintage ...

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By cookiekitten

Knees stop being referred to as left and right and instead are called good and bad

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By stephanj

I was about to type in here but can't remember now what it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow... We got a mention..!!! Thank you.. Here's a nugget from hubby. Requests will be considered, demands will be ignored.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My condom split - DerekP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

By anyone who hasn’t got the plums to say anything, but wants to stir up the shit.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

By anyone who hasn’t got the plums to say anything, but wants to stir up the shit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a good shopping day and I got few thing, including some haribos. I got the golden haribo bag with the gummy bears mmmmm"

By Shag. He has said this every weekend for years as well as

"I had a good walk"

Most odd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun - Shag Tonight "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know you’re getting old when.......

By Miss_tress

Your kids hold YOUR hand when crossing the road and ask you if you've been to the toilet before going out with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isnt a single award, it's a group one.

For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.

Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Joke time!!

By nicola2202

Throw in the best joke you’ve heard or have

My favourite is: Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops?

They don’t do fuck all for your knob but they make you look hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isnt a single award, it's a group one.

For all the fabsters who had the courage to speak out on the are you ok thread.

Reading the posts really made me realise I wasnt the only one who wasn't ok"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:

"You are the pizza leaflet sender"

It cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm the same with a cup of tea! It has to be strong but not to the point it cools too much. Just a drop of milk, not enough so you can taste the milk but just enough to make it mid brown, not dark brown.

I'm a total nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:

"You are the pizza leaflet sender"

It cracked me up

I saw that! That’s why I started this thread. It’s a shame to miss these little nuggets.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready. "

And I thought that got missed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

And I thought that got missed.

I’m watching you, super dad bod!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab party

By Noochie72

……….what food,drink and dance song you bringing?

By Wonko the Sane

sod all and my sunny disposition

By PlayfullyDark

The darkness!!!

And rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

And I thought that got missed.

Haha I had missed this! Get that snorkel on good sir, and don't come up for air til I say you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you never done?

https://fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1151330

Tarkaryan

'I've never sucked a fart out of a girls arse'

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Just the imagery ...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I don't know who said it but there was one last week on a thread which had some confusion around the junk mail analogy of why people don't reply to every message, which threw up the immortal line:

"You are the pizza leaflet sender"

It cracked me up

I saw that! That’s why I started this thread. It’s a shame to miss these little nuggets."

The bizarre and unexpected joys of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm a total nightmare!

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I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

And I thought that got missed.

Haha I had missed this! Get that snorkel on good sir, and don't come up for air til I say you can

Thank god i've got good lungs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reasons why you shouldn't evict spiders

By Purple-Haze

The ones around here wear hobnail boots. I imagine they’d just laugh and evict me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm a total nightmare!

I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies, have YOU ever been DICKMATISED?

By Sharedow

This really is a thing then.

What is it when it’s the other way around, the woman amazing. Vaginised?

By Nora the explorer

Mingeatised

By Lacey_Red

Mingematised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm a total nightmare!

I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....

I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

And I thought that got missed.

I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had a coffee and a bun - Shag Tonight

This

That

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whats your favourite position

By ---kitty likes to play---

Ultimate favourite is on my back, my legs up over his shoulders, him pounding away really bloody fast. Why? G spot

Downsides... We both get very wet.

By Chunky Gent

Snorkel at the ready.

And I thought that got missed.

I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that

I just hope you don't need therapy after that image. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm a total nightmare!

I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....

I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger

I just noticed we made it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fried Egg V Boiled Egg TM

By PinkGenie

Boiled please unless you know how to do a perfect poached which I'm quite fussy about.

Oh and the boiling bit. If there is any white snotty bits I can't eat it, so semi runny yolk and hard white please. About 7 minutes boil if the eggs are room temperature.

I think I'm a bit high maintenance with my eggs

By Tuberose

Now who dares to make you one for breakfast?

By PinkGenie

No one at all!!

I'm a total nightmare!

I dare not look at that profile in case it turns out to be my ex....

I think you're safe! I've never had a relationship with someone ten years younger

I just noticed we made it here

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Name two Forum users who would make a great couple

By Crazykittykat

Sparkles and nyc as they already bicker like an old married couple

By Sparkle1974

Omg no...I've only just divorced him

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious "

You have now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to say, the top prize should go to Princess Peach.... For every fucking thing she posts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious

You have now

I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious

You have now

I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips

Pfft I *never* do that!!

*stamps feet*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been quoted

. Made my day that has.

I’ve not, which is frankly criminal as I’m hilarious

You have now

I actually pictured Tea stamping his foot saying that, hands on hips

Pfft I *never* do that!!

*stamps feet* "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m quite offended that my one liners haven’t been noticed

I’m a frickin comedy genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m quite offended that my one liners haven’t been noticed

I’m a frickin comedy genius

Your award is on its way for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Name two Forum users who would make a great couple

By Lornajo83

Leo blooms and Devil Angel!

By LeoBlooms

If she's an angel then she's far too good for me and if she's a devil then I'm sure her sins weren't bad enough to deserve such punishment !

By Devil-Angel

That's the nicest rejection I've ever had I think

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that

Flippers.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I actually had a mental image of you with a mask and snorkel when I read that

Flippers. "

I'd prefer it if she wore high heels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weird things you find attractive

By Wonko the Sane

A woman in a wetsuit

By Jools and the brain

A wetsuit or a wet suit?

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By Meli

I'm going for decent sized noses. Big noses to be less polite.

By bemorefrida

I kid you not Meli, I was reading an actual proper science article on how the size of a man's nose is correlated to his cock size. So you may be on to something there

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By ---kitty likes to play---

Men who are injured/in pain. Don't judge me! I think it makes me want to look after them lol

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You find weird things witty.

Just saying!

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