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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"
oh bless

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Seriously, every conversation we have is about the dog, how good the dog is, how cute the dog is.

If we go out we can't go far cos of the dog.

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over a year ago

"Seriously, every conversation we have is about the dog, how good the dog is, how cute the dog is.

If we go out we can't go far cos of the dog."

shes spent all her life bringing up kids and now you have all grown up, im sure she does not care more about the dog just looking to replace her children, its a horrible feeling when your kids grow up and no longer need you, you get a feeling of worthlessness, like god what do i do now im not cooking and cleaning up after tham lol shes probably just trying to fill that void

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"

Whats it called? Does she say mummy will feed you to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"

My dog has a coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog has more than one coat, and Christmas costumes too!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's called Bella. Bella Bella Bella bellla Bella Bella BELLA!!!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

My dogs have a coat for when they get clipped in the winter as they are too hot with the central heating on if I don't clip them.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!

My dog has a coat

I've allowed a coat as she is a fluffy thing so if she gets wet she will smell

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!

My dog has a coat

I've allowed a coat as she is a fluffy thing so if she gets wet she will smell"
what about the matching hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dogs have a coat for when they get clipped in the winter as they are too hot with the central heating on if I don't clip them.

i have a Greyhound so he needs a coat as they have no body fat and really feel the cold, he has a pair of PJs for the night time in the winter too

he looks a right twat lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Seriously, every conversation we have is about the dog, how good the dog is, how cute the dog is.

If we go out we can't go far cos of the dog.

agree, apart from the 'worthlessness'..

a'transitional' period.. we assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"

They say that we eventually turn into our mothers....

It's a standing joke between me and my mum that we don't know which of us is the most demented!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Buy it a latex out fit, that would make her belt up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latex outfit for pooches???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Latex outfit for pooches???

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yep you can get em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called Bella. Bella Bella Bella bellla Bella Bella BELLA!!!!!

Hmmmm feed it laxities! Not too much mind and she will go off it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latex outfit for pooches???

yep you can get em

i dont even want to know the type of shops you buy them from

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Latex outfit for pooches???

yep you can get em

How do you get them on? It's difficult enough without all that fluffy hair to contend with.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Latex outfit for pooches???

yep you can get em

How do you get them on? It's difficult enough without all that fluffy hair to contend with."
hey i dont know the details as my mutt is big n tough....wouldnt do his street cred any good....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw it on Bondi Vets that you can get silicon implants for castrated dogs so that they can retain their macho look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"

dont worry my sister thinks more of her cats then her son.

she feeds the cats but wont feed him

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I saw it on Bondi Vets that you can get silicon implants for castrated dogs so that they can retain their macho look!

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no way!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I saw it on Bondi Vets that you can get silicon implants for castrated dogs so that they can retain their macho look!

bollocks!

whats all that about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am worried about my mums sanity!!!

She bought herself a little fluffball of a dog and it has become her life, I think she worries about it more than she worried about us when we were kids!

I've told her if she starts buying it clothes I'm having her sectioned!!!"

She might have done it due to missing you and any brothers or sisters you have. My sister did the same when her kids left home.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

My princess has a ink hoodie with her name on for the winter, and an elves outfit for christmas.

She was here before my little one but loves him as if she is his mum even though she is like a puppy.

She is my baby girl and treat her like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby bought me a minature poodle when my son started school, because i had always wanted one and i missed having my son to cuddle.

she used to sit on my lap and follow me everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooohhh me thinks someone is jealous?

My mum did the same when the last one of her girls left she went mad.

She's now got 5 dogs and they eat better than her

Phone conversations are hard as she's always talking to the dogs and you forget what you phoned up for

When we went out yesterday there was a lady crouched down talking to a cocker spaniel saying if he didnt behave he would get a smacked bottom.

The 2 westies she had with her just poked their tongues out at him

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