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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The opposite sides of a pair of dice will always add up to 7

Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until 1913 children in the United States could legally be sent by mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturn's moon Titan is the only other body in the solar system to have liquid lakes and rivers.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Clarence Seedorf is the only player to have won the champions league with three different teams

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Animals talk human to each other but stop when actual humans are around.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Bananas grow straight and the skilled job of bending them until recently fell on highly trained chimpanzees.

However, the bending process was recently switched over to humans when the ratio of bananas lost to being eaten got to high.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby puffins are called pufflings.

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

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By *egWorshipperMan
over a year ago

Flintshire

There are two Marthas in Martha and the Muffins.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

When Colonel Sanders died he was buried in a cardboard bucket with a lemon wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The King of Hearts is the only king in a deck not to have a mustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The American secret service tried to spike Hitlers carrots with female hormones to change him into a woman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek Canadian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The measurement from the crook of your elbow to your wrist is the same length as your foot.

I'm now imagining you contorting yourselves into awkward positions to check this out

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Squirrels sometimes eat their young

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"The opposite sides of a pair of dice will always add up to 7

Keep it going"

And those dice will always roll snake eyes on an armour save!

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

There is a picture taken of the Apollo 11 lunar module and Earth. Michael Collins who took it from the command module, is the only human being alive or dead not in that picture.

Bonus fact : Since 1999 not all human beings have been on Earth at the same time. This is due to the international space station always having a crew.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

The collective term for a group of hedgehogs is a prickle.

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

A casino will always make at least 3% on annual money spent in it.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Shar-pei and Chow chow are the only dog breeds with blue and black tongues

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

The 19th best team in Scotland are part time and managed by a Dick

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Animals talk human to each other but stop when actual humans are around."

I knew it!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Male angler fish have such a hard time finding females that when they do they bite her, dissolve their own body and absorb into hers so they will always be together.

And guys on here think they have it hard

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"There is a picture taken of the Apollo 11 lunar module and Earth. Michael Collins who took it from the command module, is the only human being alive or dead not in that picture."

I love that thought

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Squirrels sometimes eat their young

I have them out side my flat and a female has a nest with babies in, I hope she hasn't eaten them

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

The clown fish can change sexes..

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years "

That’s a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirrels sometimes eat their young

So do rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s impossible to hum while you hold your nose

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

The Squirrel has a valve at the base of their tail that opens and closes to keep them cool and warm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In some parts of England it's totally legal for a woman to wake round topless

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Elephants have no knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all log into fab everyday and wonder why we do

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

"It’s impossible to hum while you hold your nose "

That’s funny

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth "

No it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all of the ants in the world weigh roughly the same as all of the humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s impossible to hum while you hold your nose

That’s funny "

On that note…

It’s impossible to tickle yourself .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas are called bananas because that is what they are. Bananas

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bananas are called bananas because that is what they are. Bananas"

No that's tangerines

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas are called bananas because that is what they are. Bananas

No that's tangerines

No, bananas. Tangerines are called tangerines not banana!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not "

Quick google search finds that the eyes got through 2 growth spurts. First 2 years after birth see big growth. Then another growths spurt around puberty.

Google is great

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not "

https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The film the other side of the wind took 48 years from the start of production to its final release in 2018

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Animals talk human to each other but stop when actual humans are around.

I knew it!"

Crafty beggars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The numbers on the toaster represent minutes not the toastiness of the toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Jamaica a cucumber is pronounced co-com-ba

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"The numbers on the toaster represent minutes not the toastiness of the toast

See this I take issue with! Are they not the same thing??

My life was a lie

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow"

They change length not size, it's how you get your prescription, shorter length eyes long sighted, longer length eyes short sighted.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

Quick google search finds that the eyes got through 2 growth spurts. First 2 years after birth see big growth. Then another growths spurt around puberty.

Google is great "

My eyes grew at puberty but the lenses did not, hence I've got miopia, everything is out of focus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average male gooch/taint is 2" and men with taint/gooch less than 2 inches are more likely to have a low sperm count.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow

They change length not size, it's how you get your prescription, shorter length eyes long sighted, longer length eyes short sighted."

I mean I’m just reading and it says they grow?

So they aren’t the same size your whole life. It’s just a myth.

This thread should be called “things I got told in the pub and never googled”

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

Quick google search finds that the eyes got through 2 growth spurts. First 2 years after birth see big growth. Then another growths spurt around puberty.

Google is great

My eyes grew at puberty but the lenses did not, hence I've got miopia, everything is out of focus. "

They lengthened that's why you're shortsighted, it's why regular eyes tests are encouraged in the young

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Sammy's useless fact of the evening: your body produces 2million red blood cells a second.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow

They change length not size, it's how you get your prescription, shorter length eyes long sighted, longer length eyes short sighted.

I mean I’m just reading and it says they grow?

So they aren’t the same size your whole life. It’s just a myth.

This thread should be called “things I got told in the pub and never googled”"

I work in the trade my lovely I know plenty of facts about eyes

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

https://www.healthline.com/health/do-your-eyes-grow

They change length not size, it's how you get your prescription, shorter length eyes long sighted, longer length eyes short sighted.

I mean I’m just reading and it says they grow?

So they aren’t the same size your whole life. It’s just a myth.

This thread should be called “things I got told in the pub and never googled”

I work in the trade my lovely I know plenty of facts about eyes "

Plenty of myths too according to google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The numbers on the toaster represent minutes not the toastiness of the toast

See this I take issue with! Are they not the same thing??

My life was a lie "

It's OK it can be either - it's your reality

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"The numbers on the toaster represent minutes not the toastiness of the toast

See this I take issue with! Are they not the same thing??

My life was a lie

It's OK it can be either - it's your reality

As an electrician I can confirm anyways. Cheap toasters work on a bi-metallic strip, expensive ones work on a digital timer.

Either way, I always fucking burn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cats are allergic to humans.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

If you stand outside a school playground. The collective sound they make is a D on a tuner.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Residents of New England are known as Yankees (and Americans abroad in general). New York was formerly New Amsterdam and it is likely the Dutch colonists were mocked by English colonists as Jan and Kees (common Dutch names). Hence the word ‘Yankee’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average male gooch/taint is 2" and men with taint/gooch less than 2 inches are more likely to have a low sperm count."

What is gooch/taint or taint/gooch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some cats are allergic to humans."

Cats get hayfever, which can cause them to stop eating as they can't smell their food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby owls sleep lying down on their stomachs because their heads are too heavy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The average male gooch/taint is 2" and men with taint/gooch less than 2 inches are more likely to have a low sperm count.

What is gooch/taint or taint/gooch? "

That area between your bollocks and arse hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD-49 stands for …

Water Displacement 40th attempt/formula

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Robert The founder of a famous mint used his name spelt backwards to name his brand

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Swinging began on US AirForce bases as a means of 'comforting' the partners of air force crews whilst they were away on operational duty, and more particularly when they did not return.

At Scandinavian swinging events bisexual 'interactions' between males and females is much more prevalent than in the UK and Ireland; and at some meets it is actually expected, and encouraged to occur.

This fact comes from academic research undertaken by an anthropologist and sexologist in Scandinavia.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Racecar spelt backwards is.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Terminator who infiltrates the human hideout is played by Franco Columbo who was Arnies best friend and fellow body building champ.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"Racecar spelt backwards is........."

Mind

Blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple seeds contain cyanide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a planet in the Solar System that is populated entirely by robots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a planet in the Solar System that is populated entirely by robots."

Yes. That's where Alexa comes from, but don't tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jupiter is twice as massive as all the other planets combined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Tyson was the youngest heavyweight champion to lose the title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Statue of Liberty isn't in New York.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Statue of Liberty isn't in New York."

You think she's naked under that toga!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The who is performing Tommy on sky arts one

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Racecar spelt backwards is........."
a palindrome

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Budweiser backwards reads, Remember Every Soldier In Every War Died Under Battle

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By *ravellerukMan
over a year ago

by the sea, South West

Mars is the only known planet inhabited only by robots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominic Cummings is a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from your brain to other parts of your body travel along the nervous system at 200mph

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Some Fab members enjoy cake.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Messages from your brain to other parts of your body travel along the nervous system at 200mph "

I think you’ll find it’s an awful lot slower than that with some people

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Elephants have no knees

Elephants are the only animal, besides humans, that have a knee cap. So I assume that they do have knees

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By *hermogloveMan
over a year ago

lakes

All polar bears are left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks existed before trees

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Polar bears don't have white hairs, they have black skins and their hairs are hollow

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Elephants have no knees

Elephants are the only animal, besides humans, that have a knee cap. So I assume that they do have knees"

Elephants are the only animals to have four forward facing knees

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Messages from your brain to other parts of your body travel along the nervous system at 200mph

I think you’ll find it’s an awful lot slower than that with some people

There isn't the volume of messages to speed them along either.

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By *leaseherpissyCouple
over a year ago

Dartmouth

Hahaha! That tickled me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bedtime, goodnight all, sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95.56% of statistics are made up on the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9 "

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"[useless fact Removed by poster at 03/05/21 00:14:26]"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"The average male gooch/taint is 2" and men with taint/gooch less than 2 inches are more likely to have a low sperm count.

What is gooch/taint or taint/gooch?

That area between your bollocks and arse hole."

Otherwise known as your notcher

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Shar-pei and Chow chow are the only dog breeds with blue and black tongues "

Not true we have a lab with a black tongue and had one before him too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though. "

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too."

But it’s still correct

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct "

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The garage door was invented by the Russian Ivan Upanova

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By *hermogloveMan
over a year ago

lakes

Zebras have white stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closest animal relation to a hippo is a whale!

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By *arkasSmoothMan
over a year ago

Luton

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Eddie Van Halen used a Makita 6012HD power drill on the song "Poundcake".

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?"

And does anyone know the proof?

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Baby platypusses are called puggles.

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"There is a picture taken of the Apollo 11 lunar module and Earth. Michael Collins who took it from the command module, is the only human being alive or dead not in that picture.

Bonus fact : Since 1999 not all human beings have been on Earth at the same time. This is due to the international space station always having a crew."

What about all the people on the other side of Earth that wasn't visible in the picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe has the same number of vertibrae as a mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows and bulls do not have names,just their sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants can’t jump.

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"The Statue of Liberty isn't in New York."

The original is still in Paris. They built a larger one and shipped it to America. The smaller original one is on a small island on the Seine and is not often seen. You can see it if you travel by boat on the Seine. I saw it in the 1980's when I was going through France on my boat from Calais to the Mediterranean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inches have been replaced by Sky tv remotes as the official British standard of measurement for men on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hardest organic substance known is a humbolt squids beak

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"The hardest organic substance known is a humbolt squids beak"

I thought it was a diamond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male kangaroos balls are above his ding dong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is harder but not organic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 548,000 teachers in the UK

Imagine the environmental impact of all those cars zooming off at 3.10

There are 90,000 full time soldiers in the British army

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"The hardest organic substance known is a humbolt squids beak"

Yes, one of the most strongest. But hasn't been proven to be stronger than a diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamonds are'nt organic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An advent calendar should be opened from 25-1. Counting down the days till Christmas as opposed to building up to them.

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over a year ago

"In some parts of England it's totally legal for a woman to wake round topless "

It would certainly be legal and very welcome I my little patch of England.

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over a year ago

"An advent calendar should be opened from 25-1. Counting down the days till Christmas as opposed to building up to them. "

Unfortunately, the manufacturers put the big windows on 25, treating it as an actual calendar.

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Tigers don't smell of anything but lions smell like giant cat ferrets!

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over a year ago

"Swinging began on US AirForce bases as a means of 'comforting' the partners of air force crews whilst they were away on operational duty, and more particularly when they did not return.

This fact comes from academic research undertaken by an anthropologist and sexologist in Scandinavia.

Puts a new spin on the lyrics:

No, it don’t mean a thing

If it ain’t got that swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamonds are'nt organic"

I thought they tasted especially bland...and hard to chew as well.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

If Sun-Neptune distance is 100 meters, at this scale:

- the Sun is 3 cm in diameter

- Jupiter is less than 3 mm

- Earth is smaller than a flea (0.3 mm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male kangaroos balls are above his ding dong... "

Even their animals are upside down down under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Sun-Neptune distance is 100 meters, at this scale:

- the Sun is 3 cm in diameter

- Jupiter is less than 3 mm

- Earth is smaller than a flea (0.3 mm)"

Sorry, haven’t had my coffee yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds can only poo and wee at the same time,hence the damage done to car paint work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The male kangaroos balls are above his ding dong...

Even their animals are upside down down under."

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over a year ago

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?

And does anyone know the proof?"
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The proof is in doing it.

9x111=999

9+9+9=27

2+7=9. QED.

Which takes forever to type on a phone.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

If you lick the end of your nose and the outside of your elbows 10 times while saying la la la la la in any food establishment when you go to pay the bill they won't charge you.

It works in drive throughs as well.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

If you throw a raw egg as hi as you can and it lands on a grassy field..it will not break..

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Try standing with your back flat against a wall, and the back of their heels touching the wall. Then try touching your toes.

You will find it's impossible without falling forward.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

If everyone joined hands and made a chain around the world, a lot of people would drown.

Mr H.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Dragonflies have six legs but they can't walk.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

"Dragonflies have six legs but they can't walk. "

Teach the feckers for imbibing too much.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

In Japan, you can't turn the shutter sound off on mobile phones.

To try to stop men taking photos up women's skirts.

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over a year ago

"The clown fish can change sexes..

There seem to be a few of those on here

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Carrots were originally purple

The Dutch created orange carrots

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Carrots were originally purple

The Dutch created orange carrots "

That must be why purple carrots are called Heritage carrots

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Oranges were originally green.

but the big question is, were they called greens or oranges ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oranges were originally green.

but the big question is, were they called greens or oranges ?"

Oranges are still all green until they ripen

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over a year ago

"Oranges were originally green.

but the big question is, were they called greens or oranges ?

Oranges are still all green until they ripen "

Oranges are not the only fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bear on fox's glacier mints is called Peppy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Oranges were originally green.

but the big question is, were they called greens or oranges ?

Oranges are still all green until they ripen "

But these stayed green and some in Asia are still green when ripe but orange on the inside

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Racecar spelt backwards is......... a palindrome "

I know but it’s a palindrome that I didn’t know was a palindrome until last month haha

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?"

9 x 111 = 999

9+9+9=27

2+7=9

Magic!!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Racecar spelt backwards is......... a palindrome

I know but it’s a palindrome that I didn’t know was a palindrome until last month haha"

I only know what a palindrome is because of a precocious girl at primary school who told us all on a near daily basis.

Her name was Hannah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?"

9+9+9=27

2+7=9

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

9 x 367 = 3303

9 X 825 = 7425

7 + 4 + 2 + 5 = 18

1+ 8 = 9 !!!!

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

On average someone on fab uploads a filtered photo every 1.2 seconds

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

So every multiple of 9 adds up to a multiple of 9? That’s different. But still interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trees that fall in a forest only make a sound when people are there to hear it

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By *amdenfunMan
over a year ago

London

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?

And does anyone know the proof?.

The proof is in doing it.

9x111=999

9+9+9=27

2+7=9. QED.

Which takes forever to type on a phone. "

A mathematician looks for actual proofs, rather than doing every sum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closest animal relation to a seal..... is a dog....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephants can’t jump. "

Neither can white men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closer you look at a piece of string the longer it gets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?

And does anyone know the proof?.

The proof is in doing it.

9x111=999

9+9+9=27

2+7=9. QED.

Which takes forever to type on a phone.

A mathematician looks for actual proofs, rather than doing every sum. "

A mathematician wouldn’t be looking very hard if they had to ask for the proof of something so basic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scientifically accepted term for a group of gorillas is "flange".

It was first introduced by Gerald the Gorilla during an interview on "Not The Nine'O'Clock News".

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over a year ago

That burning sensation on your gums when eating pineapple... is actually the pineapple trying to eat you... releases a enzyme that feeds on protein.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa wasn't always red, he was green until cola cola bought the rights and turned him red.

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over a year ago

Fanta was created in ww2 germany, when america couldnt provide the syrup for cola, the germans improvised with oranges/orange syrup...

Fanta is short for fantasie, which is fantasy in german

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first use of the letter x denoting a kiss was 1763, and most recently right now by me x

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over a year ago

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

Quick google search finds that the eyes got through 2 growth spurts. First 2 years after birth see big growth. Then another growths spurt around puberty.

Google is great "

Isn't it just, I've just found out that the earth is actually flat.

I never knew that!

It's on Google so it must be true.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Your eyes are one of the only body parts that don't grow with age, they're full size at birth.... However your nose and ears continue to grow throughout your years

That’s a myth

No it's not

Quick google search finds that the eyes got through 2 growth spurts. First 2 years after birth see big growth. Then another growths spurt around puberty.

Google is great

Isn't it just, I've just found out that the earth is actually flat.

I never knew that!

It's on Google so it must be true. "

And that man has never walked on the moon either! Google images has proof of that too!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Every multiple of 9 adds up to 9

Now that is interesting. Do you know why? It’s only up to a certain number though.

No. It happens to any multiple of 9.

Any multiple of 3 add up to 3, 6 or 9 too.

But it’s still correct

When i said 'no' i meant that it doesn't stop at a certain number.

I understood. But, 9 x 111?

And does anyone know the proof?.

The proof is in doing it.

9x111=999

9+9+9=27

2+7=9. QED.

Which takes forever to type on a phone.

A mathematician looks for actual proofs, rather than doing every sum. "

Isn’t doing sums the exact definition of a mathematicians job?

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