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Kylie’s Sunday morning cafe is open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Kylie’s Sunday (virtual) morning cafe is open and ready take orders ...I’ll do my best to serve what you wish!

What would you order for breakfast and why?

*starts grinding the coffee*

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Good morning Kylie, can I have a Cumberland sausage cob with ketchup and a big mug of tea please.

No other reason than I'd love that right now so I can have a 10minute break from crawling around under my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a coffee please and poached egg on soft, lightly buttered toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Kylie, can I have a Cumberland sausage cob with ketchup and a big mug of tea please.

No other reason than I'd love that right now so I can have a 10minute break from crawling around under my car "

*puts apron on starts grill*

Definitely.. what a great choice lovely to start your morning!! Milk and sugar in your tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a coffee please and poached egg on soft, lightly buttered toast "

U totes made me hungry ordering that! Order is on its way

Any sauces on the side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decaf Tea, one sugar, lactofree milk please.

Two perfectly poached eggs with runny yolks, on toast with wild salmon, smashed avacado and topped with a sprinkle of chives.

Bliss!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Good morning Kylie, can I have a Cumberland sausage cob with ketchup and a big mug of tea please.

No other reason than I'd love that right now so I can have a 10minute break from crawling around under my car

*puts apron on starts grill*

Definitely.. what a great choice lovely to start your morning!! Milk and sugar in your tea? "

Strong tea but a good splash of milk and 2 sugars please and please don't berate me for watching you at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a coffee please and poached egg on soft, lightly buttered toast

U totes made me hungry ordering that! Order is on its way

Any sauces on the side? "

A little bit of red sauce please, then you take a seat and I’ll make you yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decaf Tea, one sugar, lactofree milk please.

Two perfectly poached eggs with runny yolks, on toast with wild salmon, smashed avacado and topped with a sprinkle of chives.

Bliss! "

U won’t mind if I’ll steal a tiny little piece just to try it? Sounds amaze!!!

Also, can I cheekily convert you into oat milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decaf Tea, one sugar, lactofree milk please.

Two perfectly poached eggs with runny yolks, on toast with wild salmon, smashed avacado and topped with a sprinkle of chives.

Bliss!

U won’t mind if I’ll steal a tiny little piece just to try it? Sounds amaze!!!

Also, can I cheekily convert you into oat milk? "

Steal away, I stole it off someone else.

And I was rude and didn't say good morning.

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don’t mind me turning up for breakfast in my grey joggers I was in a rush getting showered and dressed

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm an easy customer please could I just have a black coffee with 3 sugars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Kylie’s Sunday (virtual) morning cafe is open and ready take orders ...I’ll do my best to serve what you wish!

What would you order for breakfast and why?

*starts grinding the coffee* "

Oooooo cofffee please no sugar ! Have you got tables outside I’ll be outside having a cig thank you

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tea two sugars in it and eggs Benedict please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning Kylie

i'd like a strong coffee please.

and the ability to get through the day without crying, if you have anything for that?

Thanks Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie, I'd like avocado, Cheryl tomatoes dressed in balsamic vinegar and poached egg on mutual grain bread,,with tea nice n strong 2 sugars plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning Kylie

i'd like a strong coffee please.

and the ability to get through the day without crying, if you have anything for that?

Thanks Px "

Please don’t cry, you’ll start me off. Enjoy your coffee and I hope you have a fab day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right kylie I’ll have bacon sausage tomatoes can’t have beans make me wind machine hash browns two eggs ohhh and one piece of fried bread I’ll be waiting outside in the smoking periars section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like big fat greasy fry up but I'm on a diet and working out at the gym so I'll have a peanut butter and jam on toast please

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bacon and egg sarnie on white bread please

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

Can I please have a full English with 2 eggs white toast, cappuccino strong with 2 sugars ,all because it's great for a hangover, can you send it to my room ,thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning Kylie

i'd like a strong coffee please.

and the ability to get through the day without crying, if you have anything for that?

Thanks Px "

Super strong coffee + a big hug would do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kylie, I'd like avocado, Cheryl tomatoes dressed in balsamic vinegar and poached egg on mutual grain bread,,with tea nice n strong 2 sugars plz "

Fancy man!!!

*cooking like a maniac woman for everyone*

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Do you have Yorkshire tea ?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

At this point it's more like lunch but no matter, I'll have a white sub roll with bacon, sausages, two fried eggs and ketchup and a large americano please

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

2 poached eggs and a sausage please with brown sauce and a cup of coffee, 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot spotted dick with custard...but custard has to be cold....thank you mmmmmm

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