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"nope .. got no tits but thats just how i am ! ![]() im sure they are perfectly formed ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that | |||
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"I'd like a third arm - would just be soooooo handy!!! ![]() *waits for jokes about a babies arm* ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() Thanks Femme, will be talking about it with my consultant next month as the injection I had last week hasn't worked very well so could poss be this year or early next (gulp!)....I'm shitting myself about the inability to have sex for a long time more than anything, and think when I do, I'll be terrified, will have to make sure it's one of my regular guys who knows me well ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() ![]() im sure youll be fine,doesnt take too long to recover, no hard banging sessions too soon though ![]() | |||
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"can i change everything and keep my tongue? ![]() is it long enough? ![]() | |||
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"Id have my eyes done, a tummy tuck and my boobs uplifted....for starters ![]() same here but found out my eyes are to bad ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() OMG ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn and blast, it's hard banging sessions I love........ ![]() | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() go fer it but youll have one leg longer than the other! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Four years ago I had 10 stone of ugly fat removed... I look and feel so much better...;-)" Your head weighed 10 stone ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Four years ago I had 10 stone of ugly fat removed... I look and feel so much better...;-) Your head weighed 10 stone ![]() ![]() thought he was on about his ex ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A new face...this one sinks ships ![]() I'm thinking Die Another Day type transformation ![]() | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() very dodgy isnt it lol ![]() | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any ![]() | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() ![]() He was indeed ![]() | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() ![]() ![]() *spluters JD & * Haven't seen him tonight but saw him on Strictly a week or so ago. He's either had surgery or is bottoxed up to the eyeballs | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() ![]() ![]() tp lip looks like soemthing of the ape films ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If yes, what would you have nipped n tucked? ![]() If I had the money then I think I would but mostly I'd pay to get a gastric band fitted x | |||
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"It depends, cant see me having plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons. But if some thing happened and i needed constructive surgery then yes" i had reconstructive plastic surgery after a recent dog attack ...was a long operation but the results were truly amazing | |||
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