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"nope .. got no tits but thats just how i am ! " im sure they are perfectly formed | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up " Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that | |||
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"I'd like a third arm - would just be soooooo handy!!! " *waits for jokes about a babies arm* | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that" Thanks Femme, will be talking about it with my consultant next month as the injection I had last week hasn't worked very well so could poss be this year or early next (gulp!)....I'm shitting myself about the inability to have sex for a long time more than anything, and think when I do, I'll be terrified, will have to make sure it's one of my regular guys who knows me well | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that Thanks Femme, will be talking about it with my consultant next month as the injection I had last week hasn't worked very well so could poss be this year or early next (gulp!)....I'm shitting myself about the inability to have sex for a long time more than anything, and think when I do, I'll be terrified, will have to make sure it's one of my regular guys who knows me well " im sure youll be fine,doesnt take too long to recover, no hard banging sessions too soon though | |||
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"can i change everything and keep my tongue? " is it long enough? | |||
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"Id have my eyes done, a tummy tuck and my boobs uplifted....for starters " same here but found out my eyes are to bad | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up " OMG | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that Thanks Femme, will be talking about it with my consultant next month as the injection I had last week hasn't worked very well so could poss be this year or early next (gulp!)....I'm shitting myself about the inability to have sex for a long time more than anything, and think when I do, I'll be terrified, will have to make sure it's one of my regular guys who knows me well im sure youll be fine,doesnt take too long to recover, no hard banging sessions too soon though " Damn and blast, it's hard banging sessions I love........ | |||
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"If money were truly no object and I wasn't a total wuss, I'd have liposuction on my belly and legs, bit of a tit lift so's I can wear a short skirt without my nipples showing under the hem, bingo wing removals and a tummy tuck once the excess fat has been drained away, reasonably happy with my phizog so wouldn't be bothered about that, but need a hip replacement and some back probs sorted so they'd come before the cosmetic shite if my numbers came up Having a hip replacement is pretty tough....good luck wi that Thanks Femme, will be talking about it with my consultant next month as the injection I had last week hasn't worked very well so could poss be this year or early next (gulp!)....I'm shitting myself about the inability to have sex for a long time more than anything, and think when I do, I'll be terrified, will have to make sure it's one of my regular guys who knows me well im sure youll be fine,doesnt take too long to recover, no hard banging sessions too soon though Damn and blast, it's hard banging sessions I love........ " go fer it but youll have one leg longer than the other! | |||
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"Four years ago I had 10 stone of ugly fat removed... I look and feel so much better...;-)" Your head weighed 10 stone | |||
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"Four years ago I had 10 stone of ugly fat removed... I look and feel so much better...;-) Your head weighed 10 stone " thought he was on about his ex | |||
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"A new face...this one sinks ships " I'm thinking Die Another Day type transformation | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off " very dodgy isnt it lol | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off " was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any " He was indeed Says it just his age... | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any He was indeed Says it just his age..." *spluters JD & * Haven't seen him tonight but saw him on Strictly a week or so ago. He's either had surgery or is bottoxed up to the eyeballs | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any He was indeed Says it just his age... *spluters JD & * Haven't seen him tonight but saw him on Strictly a week or so ago. He's either had surgery or is bottoxed up to the eyeballs " tp lip looks like soemthing of the ape films botoxed to the back of his ears too | |||
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"Just watching Barry Manilow on Jonathan Ross has put me right off was half listening to that conversation - is he really claiming he not had any He was indeed Says it just his age... *spluters JD & * Haven't seen him tonight but saw him on Strictly a week or so ago. He's either had surgery or is bottoxed up to the eyeballs tp lip looks like soemthing of the ape films botoxed to the back of his ears too " | |||
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"If yes, what would you have nipped n tucked? " If I had the money then I think I would but mostly I'd pay to get a gastric band fitted x | |||
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"It depends, cant see me having plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons. But if some thing happened and i needed constructive surgery then yes" i had reconstructive plastic surgery after a recent dog attack ...was a long operation but the results were truly amazing | |||
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