FabSwingers.com forum: Massage

By *J couple OP Couple
over a year ago

stone

It’s amazing how many fellas on here describe themselves as being a professional massage therapist. Has anyone on here actually had a proper massage from a Fab member? We could be interested so long as they do a good job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a professional whatever you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a professional in the slightest but I do like giving a massage. Stems from the human anatomy and muscle structure. Realigning and in knotting muscles for the body to relax, unwind. You know the feeling you get after a massage, everything feels like it’s flowing properly. Knowing I’ve helped and given that release is enjoyable. The benefit of having a woman’s body in my hands is an added bonus

And before I’m ask no! There’s no one on here who can recommend me for it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha "

What’s a good way to help release a sciatic nerve?

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sue has one or two fav fab masseurs ....likes to keep em to herself ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sometimes tempted as my back is a constant mess of knots and tension, but I'm not entirely sold on the qualifications of some of these professionals!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had a nice massage in a club once. He didn't claim to be professional and I knew where it was going. Not complaining.

It's not a selling point on Fab, for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha "

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I had a sports massage, but it wasn't one of these so-called qualified masseurs that randomly message...I had an ouchy back and put a status on to see if anyone local could recommend anyone as the guy I used to go to had moved away. Several people recommended him, a meet was never even hinted at, I went to the gym that he works at and paid him for a professional service...and we had a pleasant chat about the oddities of Fab while he did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

Oh mio Dio this has made me laugh so loudly that everyone has looked! I (jokingly) tell all my clients that there's no safe word or tap out in my clinic! It's my fab moment every day in the real world ...

PS there isn't actually

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

PS there isn't actually

I've been to people like you and I hate you in the moment and thank you later

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't claim to be qualified but I do give a damn good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

PS there isn't actually

Tap out!!!

My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!

His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

PS there isn't actually

Tap out!!!

My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!

His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that

Erm.... do you have his number?

Asking for a friend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

PS there isn't actually

Tap out!!!

My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!

His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that

Erm.... do you have his number?

Asking for a friend....

I ceremoniously burnt his phone number.... Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never they they all professed to be ... I'm a sports physio and know what a massage is! Hahahahahahahaha

Sports physio, aka conductor of the pain train!!

Many years ago I

used to visit a sports physio.

Having my popliteus massaged was a special moment

I offered him my car, the keys to my house and my pension to stop

Unfortunately I kept my car, my house and my pension but I retain the mental scarring

PS there isn't actually

Tap out!!!

My mind was saying eject, eject, eject!!!

His name was Rod.... I called him black Rod after that

Erm.... do you have his number?

Asking for a friend....

I ceremoniously burnt his phone number.... Sorry

My friend will be sad.

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