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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the casual observer, some forum topics go in a completely different direction than the OP intended. Partly this is because people read the comments they want to see from posters they want to impress, or the thread unravels when it descends into a flirtfest. Others will post to be seen to have an opinion or just to get a reaction.

I have no idea if this will get to 175 but here goes...

Read the comment above you, have a think about it, but respond in a completely different direction. However, to make it a challenge, you aren't allowed to flirt or drag things into the sexual cesspit that normally happens...

And don't take it seriously

I'll open with:

I can't make my mind up. I should probably buy an electric car, but I love my motorbike too much. Can I still be green and a petrol head simultaneously?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

To answer your question OP I shall be making orange blossom and fresh linen scented candles today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind looking at your rectum all day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind looking at your rectum all day x"

That's fair enough but is a hard top better than a soft top, am I choosing wisely

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I wouldn't mind looking at your rectum all day x

That's fair enough but is a hard top better than a soft top, am I choosing wisely "

Aren't dogs fantastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind looking at your rectum all day x

That's fair enough but is a hard top better than a soft top, am I choosing wisely

Aren't dogs fantastic?"

In an epistemological sense it's when Foucault caught Derrida with his finger in all the lies that things started to go wrong.

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

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This might cause outrage, but in our honest opinion some people will just post anything to get some attention.

Like we say, just our opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you READ something,

DIGEST biscuits, COMTEMPLATE doing stuff... there's no need to COMMENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIGESTive biscuits are nice, but I much prefer a hobnob

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By *ravellerukMan
over a year ago

Burnham

Quite regularly spend a Friday evening hobnobbing with the great and good of Somerset

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Given the crime rate in Midsomer, you'd think the price of life insurance would be incredibly high, and car insurance really cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but every time I do that I feel seasick.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I love being near the sea, splash in the waves, sand in your sandwiches, good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being near the sea, splash in the waves, sand in your sandwiches, good times "

Ahd when it's time to go home it's always best to remove the limpets and welks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being near the sea, splash in the waves, sand in your sandwiches, good times

Ahd when it's time to go home it's always best to remove the limpets and welks."

Time stands still for no one it’s best to live in the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And that is why I shouldn't start posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And that is why I shouldn't start posts "

Doesn't do well to dwell on the past, let's not worry ourselves with the future

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How long until Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you make a little extra bechamel sauce then put it in the fridge, you can turn tomorrow's ordinary ham sandwich into a delicious croque monsieur

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The aliens usualy warm their hands up before they insert a finger.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

A finger of fudge isn't just enough to give yourself a treat, they lie

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I usually use nivea twice a day it helps keep me Young looking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once brought a Budgerigar from a man named Hamish in a pub.

Hamish sounds like he should be from Scotland but he was actually Welsh.

It cost me three pints of caffreys Irish ale and the bird had a green tummy with yellow wings.

I named it Steven after the barmaid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses can't be sick.

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

I went to the seaside today and had fish and chips all by myself, it was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a "Diagnosis Murder" binge fest today, got to love a bit of Dick Van Dyke

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

On a scale of 1-10, who ate my custard creams?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We've been watching Detectorists. We're nearly at the end. What a great program.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"To the casual observer, some forum topics go in a completely different direction than the OP intended. Partly this is because people read the comments they want to see from posters they want to impress, or the thread unravels when it descends into a flirtfest. Others will post to be seen to have an opinion or just to get a reaction.

I have no idea if this will get to 175 but here goes...

Read the comment above you, have a think about it, but respond in a completely different direction. However, to make it a challenge, you aren't allowed to flirt or drag things into the sexual cesspit that normally happens...

And don't take it seriously

I'll open with:

I can't make my mind up. I should probably buy an electric car, but I love my motorbike too much. Can I still be green and a petrol head simultaneously?"

Get an electric trials bike

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"We've been watching Detectorists. We're nearly at the end. What a great program. "
I found an iron trivet with my metal detector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats can't fart..

random useless knowledge ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A finger of fudge isn't just enough to give yourself a treat, they lie"

Still think you would look good on flake advert naked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rats can't fart..

random useless knowledge ..."

London black cab drivers have to prove their mastery of the Capital's streets by taking The Knowledge but Uber drivers only have to hang one of those fragrant pine trees on their mirror.

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