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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Having a party who is coming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME me and Me i will bring the Whine and cheese and pineapple hedgehog

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

May I come along. Vimal x

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hi catlady, Shall I pick you up honey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill bring the tunes

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"ill bring the tunes

woop woop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeeee after my neighbours bbq.. ile bring the sausages

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Having a party who is coming.....

thought you wanted to go to the seaside ..... I know a beach party

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Having a party who is coming.....

thought you wanted to go to the seaside ..... I know a beach party

Do you?? I wish I was doing something I am bored...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeee after my neighbours bbq.. ile bring the sausages

keep them away from the vodka this time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meeeeeeee after my neighbours bbq.. ile bring the sausages

keep them away from the vodka this time!!!

of course

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Having a party who is coming.....

thought you wanted to go to the seaside ..... I know a beach party

Do you?? I wish I was doing something I am bored..."

I would have to come on my own though, K is poorly

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Meeeeeeee after my neighbours bbq.. ile bring the sausages

keep them away from the vodka this time!!!

of course

We can share the vodka...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Having a party who is coming.....

thought you wanted to go to the seaside ..... I know a beach party

Do you?? I wish I was doing something I am bored...

I would have to come on my own though, K is poorly

Awwww poor K....

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get well K xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When when when??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When when when??"

sooooooooooooon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When when when??

sooooooooooooon.....

I feel a jaegar showdown coming

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When when when??

sooooooooooooon.....

I feel a jaegar showdown coming

Ohhh yes now that does sound like a plan....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now where's the eye candy coming from???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right now where's the eye candy coming from??? "

Thought it was already here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right now where's the eye candy coming from???

Thought it was already here!!!

oh hello you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"right now where's the eye candy coming from???

Thought it was already here!!!

Ohhh gorgeous cock man is here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right now where's the eye candy coming from???

Thought it was already here!!!

oh hello you

Evening cute! And all!!

Did somebody mention jaegerbombs?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Room for a little un ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a hopeless cook and as it sounds like the booze has been sorted - what shall I bring?

Donuts, baby oil and Haagen Dazs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Room for a little un ? "

only if you bring a kebab

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a hopeless cook and as it sounds like the booze has been sorted - what shall I bring?

Donuts, baby oil and Haagen Dazs?

Ohhhh yes.... I am actually going to be arranging a party not sure how many people will fit in my 2 bed apartment but I am sure I can squeeze a few in...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will there be any jelly & icecream?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Room for a little un ?

only if you bring a kebab

Hmmm a bring a cold kebab party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u make it the 27th august?- so i dont have to leave birmingham at 630am on the monday morning...please..please...please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey.."

Can't we play pin the cock in the tail??

God - nearly typed donkey then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ladies would love to attend, but I'm off to a bbq shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies would love to attend, but I'm off to a bbq shortly. "

we can have a d*unken, bbq party of our own

enjoy your night out though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

We had a bbq last night but I think doctorkisskiss may have infiltrated our ranks as we soon ran out of sausages

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey.."

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right now where's the eye candy coming from???

Thought it was already here!!!

oh hello you

Evening cute! And all!!

Did somebody mention jaegerbombs?

Yep

Another one to drink under the table woop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock"

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it"

haha yes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

haha yes"

put my name down on the list then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it"

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

haha yes

put my name down on the list then"

ok..........

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

My snobby auntie used to invite tons of people to my cousins birthdays.every year in the middle of thee table was a big fat pink rabbit blanchemange with green jelly round it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!"

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do we have to get dressed? Weve been out all day and have stripped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

My snobby auntie used to invite tons of people to my cousins birthdays.every year in the middle of thee table was a big fat pink rabbit blanchemange with green jelly round it"

PMSL - I thought you meant a 'rabbit' rabbit! Doh!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

My snobby auntie used to invite tons of people to my cousins birthdays.every year in the middle of thee table was a big fat pink rabbit blanchemange with green jelly round it"

If you ask me nicely I can make the blancmange with baileys and the grass with vodka

Will that get me an invite? r do you want sausage rolls too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femmefatale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?"

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

My snobby auntie used to invite tons of people to my cousins birthdays.every year in the middle of thee table was a big fat pink rabbit blanchemange with green jelly round it

If you ask me nicely I can make the blancmange with baileys and the grass with vodka

Will that get me an invite? r do you want sausage rolls too? "

mmmmmmmmm sounds divine... xx and yes you do.. xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can we have a big fat pink rabbit blancmange with green jelly mixed up for grass roung it

My snobby auntie used to invite tons of people to my cousins birthdays.every year in the middle of thee table was a big fat pink rabbit blanchemange with green jelly round it

If you ask me nicely I can make the blancmange with baileys and the grass with vodka

Will that get me an invite? r do you want sausage rolls too?

mmmmmmmmm sounds divine... xx and yes you do.. xx"

Rolls sleeves up and gets in the kitchen...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok I need dates of when people can make it...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)"

Thank god you forgot the third lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I need dates of when people can make it..."

Can definately do any tuesday or saturday in 2014 - god knows why but the diary is completely empty!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

Thank god you forgot the third lol

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Yeah, and you probably remember why I had to forget that one quickly

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

Thank god you forgot the third lol

Yeah, and you probably remember why I had to forget that one quickly

Ah we obviously forgetting different ones

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

Thank god you forgot the third lol

Yeah, and you probably remember why I had to forget that one quickly

Ah we obviously forgetting different ones

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But we both recall a stannah?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

Thank god you forgot the third lol

Yeah, and you probably remember why I had to forget that one quickly

Ah we obviously forgetting different ones

But we both recall a stannah?

Correct, take my breath away

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Think I will attend and bring Petillante with me this evening - she always brings the best out in me

I have very fond memories of two particular occasions...;-)

Thank god you forgot the third lol

Yeah, and you probably remember why I had to forget that one quickly

Ah we obviously forgetting different ones

But we both recall a stannah?

Correct, take my breath away

"
A night to remember for all the wrong reasons but fun anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol"

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?"

krispy kreme donuts all the way!!

Hey - it's hoopla time!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?"

No I wanted to show the sugar and I wanted a custard one on the end. I will go again tomorrow and try and get there before the greedy ones wake up

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

krispy kreme donuts all the way!!

Hey - it's hoopla time!!!

Sshhh it's top secret until Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

krispy kreme donuts all the way!!

Hey - it's hoopla time!!!

Do we get to eat them after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

No I wanted to show the sugar and I wanted a custard one on the end. I will go again tomorrow and try and get there before the greedy ones wake up"

Roger

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

No I wanted to show the sugar and I wanted a custard one on the end. I will go again tomorrow and try and get there before the greedy ones wake up

Roger

Dunno what his name is just know he can clear tescos out of their entire stock of doughnuts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

No I wanted to show the sugar and I wanted a custard one on the end. I will go again tomorrow and try and get there before the greedy ones wake up

Roger

Dunno what his name is just know he can clear tescos out of their entire stock of doughnuts !"

Yeah that's my name, sorry I was peckish

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Will there be any jelly & icecream?

Yes and pin the tail on the cock.. I mean donkey..

You sure you didn't mean donkey cock

Are you bringing any sugar coated treats?!

I haven't had a good day

they were sold out ! So disappointed

Polos?

Haha hilarious. They had some of the mini ones but I didn't get them would be embarrassing if they fit lol

Ha I thought it was funny I even laughed as I typed it, how about bagels?

No I wanted to show the sugar and I wanted a custard one on the end. I will go again tomorrow and try and get there before the greedy ones wake up

Roger

Dunno what his name is just know he can clear tescos out of their entire stock of doughnuts !

Yeah that's my name, sorry I was peckish

Well you can place them back Rog

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Can I come?

I make a gdamn good chilli and its a healthy slimming world one too

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

*damn not gdamn whatever that means

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, went to the wrong pub

Is there any jelly & icecream left

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I come?

I make a gdamn good chilli and its a healthy slimming world one too

Yes of course...

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