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What are the rules of dogging?

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By *azz5641 OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

So i’ve been a few times but never actually got involved how does it work? What do you just show up to the car or wait for a signal ? Any one here to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry "

Fight club fan?

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Light on, invitation to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third rule DONT ask

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Rule 1: You don’t need a dog

Rule 2: You probably need a car

Rule 3: awwww fuck it, this was never gonna be a particularly funny post anyway.... bollocks

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By *icklixitMan
over a year ago

sunderland

I'm pretty sure you don't actually have to have dog

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Never been but I should imagine if you go to watch a couple they’ll tell you the limits before you meet up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry

Fight club fan? "

Maybe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ignore her. She knows nothing.

Wait behind a bush until a car pulls up.

If it's yellow, blue and very noisy..... run

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Rule 1: You don’t need a dog

Rule 2: You probably need a car

Rule 3: awwww fuck it, this was never gonna be a particularly funny post anyway.... bollocks "

Laughed more at that than I thought I would!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Light on, invitation to watch

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If he hasn't got a car, where does he keep his light ?

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By *arahsluttyireTV/TS
over a year ago

on the move


"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry "

Dammit that’s what I came here to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry

Dammit that’s what I came here to say "

Hahahahahahahaha whoops

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Light on, invitation to watch

If he hasn't got a car, where does he keep his light ?"

Use a helmet light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too "

Yes I believe that’s the main gist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash interior light if you want to be watched

Wind down windows if you want other doggers to join in and take plenty of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "

I’ve often wondered this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ?

I’ve often wondered this.... "

Dont think the dogger types are that bothered each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry OP, ive not been dogging in years so i haven't got a clue on what the 'rules' are anymore.

however i came here for the LOL comments and i was not disappointed Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "

Think there are a few 24 hours spots based on the number of empty cars parked up just of the motorway near Nottingham. Suppose the pitch black problem is resolved.

Each to their own I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip a small dog is easier to carry when they get tired. Next tip is you will need a blindfold this is for you to put on your self because from looking at the profiles I see that advertise dogging meets there as rough as..

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

And remember, dogging is not just for Christmas.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Do you need to take a poop scoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And remember, dogging is not just for Christmas. "
I like that one

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Nevee been but its on our list of things to try, Guess its the same as in a club, watch, play with yourself and wait to be asked to join in?! X

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"And remember, dogging is not just for Christmas. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nevee been but its on our list of things to try, Guess its the same as in a club, watch, play with yourself and wait to be asked to join in?! X"
take a ball with you see of the other diggers want to fetch it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall the documentary some years back on Dogging.

Seemed that it's clearly something not everybody is comfortable their partner getting involved with for obvious reasons.

Great masks though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"First rule of dogging | You don’t talk about dogging.

Second rule of dogging | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT DOGGING.

In reality I have no idea ... sorry "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I thought all these enquiries had to be sent to Erect Jim? That’s what F&B does

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By *azz5641 OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

LOL at the comments

Fab always amazes me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to what the different sequence of light flashes mean.. Also interior lighting and widows/doors opened /closed mean different things i think too

Yes I believe that’s the main gist

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if it’s blue run like hell

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I had heard that spunk can damage your car paint but it might be a myth .

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never talk about dogging

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham


"Nevee been but its on our list of things to try, Guess its the same as in a club, watch, play with yourself and wait to be asked to join in?! X take a ball with you see of the other diggers want to fetch it as well."

Well I like to think I have good ball skills but definitely not into running around! Can think of much more fun ways to burn some calories;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had heard that spunk can damage your car paint but it might be a myth . "

Shame. I love a good bukCARke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see a car rocking like mad approach slowly. If it barks don’t peep through the window, the dog don’t like it!

If you can see a smiling face drawing appearing then that’s ok.. but don’t get your fly out until the window open. If you are lucky an open mouth would show up, take it as an offer but it might have a beard or moustache or lipsticks it’s up to you.

The jackpot is when the door open and you get a voice inviting you inside. But don’t get excited yet, they might just want a game of cards or monopoly...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Don't forget to take your dog home with you or you'll be in trouble with the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a lead at a times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you just have to pick the shit up in a plastic bag and hang it on a tree so it looks like politician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try tesco car parks.. every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ignore her. She knows nothing.

Wait behind a bush until a car pulls up.

If it's yellow, blue and very noisy..... run "
lol would it be Rodney or Del turning up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So i’ve been a few times but never actually got involved how does it work? What do you just show up to the car or wait for a signal ? Any one here to help "

I think it’s

Meet up

Have bareback sex

Catch a disease

Spread the disease around a bit

Go to the doctors

Take tablets

Repeat

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Take a thermo flask , crossword , except to talk to other men about 7 across beginning with aT 10 letters , then football , then other no action sites ,,, get excited when a car arrives only to find another single man ,, talk about lack of couples , go home

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Visit and observe, without doing anything. It's how we learn. You'll notice local habits too.

Be respectful to everyone always. Don't persistently park, drive off and repeat, as it's disruptive and impacts on others.

Single guys should expect to get out of their vehicle. Get some exercise. Don't overload others, like a swarm of locusts, unless you are actively invited over. Do everything by consent. It's fine to be cautious at first, whilst learning and getting a sense of things.

Take safer sex supplies.

Be sensitive to silent and other indications from people. Don't continue, until they have to shout to get you to leave them alone.

Above all, at the moment, respect the covid-19 laws, which only permit socially distanced outdoors groups of upto 6 people, for social meets pnly. Late June is the likely earliest point that you could have a physical meet with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No leg kicks or eye pokes allowed

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"How does anyone know what anyone looks like when I assume it's practically pitch black? Or do people go up to a car, look in and say "oh actually, not for me thanks" ? "

Carrots and Supermoons are your friends

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