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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Continuation of the last thread.

My answer was “ Nauseating, nervous, sweating, sweet taste, immense orgasms, wet little Tony” but I was ordered to confirm that I was talking about what my first time with Quack would be like

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Back in

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Hmmm go on then.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm back in....

And one from the last round....

Ride it like I stole it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uni finished for the day, so im back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an hour so in!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well apparently everyone thinks they know the answer to that already. But I'm still not saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.. only mr here at moment x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Missionary. That was a simple one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Continuation of the last thread.

My answer was “ Nauseating, nervous, sweating, sweet taste, immense orgasms, wet little Tony” but I was ordered to confirm that I was talking about what my first time with Quack would be like

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Why would my cat be in a club? Weird.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Ral, Always happy to give

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'm in for a while

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Strawberry steak with home made thin potatoes

Or corn beef hash

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Ben and Jerry's caramel sutra, am a real pig when it comes to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told that my better half was being distracted at work daydreaming about the shenanigans we can get up to x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It's a sketch pad...and it was actually a gift for someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now your asking Quack....

Buy it would have to Jeremey Clarkson I would kiss

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

I think it’s no secret that Club Play (formally Club SX) is by far my favourite club.

I wanna try that exclusive hottie club but don’t fit the criteria lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't choose one.

I'm someone's perfect fit?

There's a very crude one but I've already had a wank today so that's out of my system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't do tea. Could i not just say i put the coffee pot on, then while im waiting get on my knees and open my mouth for you? That's far more oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mercury.

It’s hopefully close enough to Earth for Dominos to deliver a pizza on a Friday night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipping my toe in, cautiously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m can join in now my time ha

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m in

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

My Everton kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ranges from the simple to the outrageous, so i'll pick one in between

I would like to be somewhere, unaware that you are there, and then catch your eye. Knowing who you are but being somewhere and pretending I dont want to let on to others I know who you are or where you are from. Enjoy the tension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't do tea. Could i not just say i put the coffee pot on, then while im waiting get on my knees and open my mouth for you? That's far more oral

Oral is good I'll accept that take

On it Quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking that yours is pretty awesome too!

When I joined fab I was stumped to think of one. Then I remembered that I'd done a silly 'generate your porn star name' and it was Jazzyhornboobs so I just went with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone on here? kitty. she's absolutely beautiful. I'd love to have that level of pretty with that body.. Even just for a day, to know what it's like.

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Peeks over the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i've lived in Ireland, Italy and Portugal and while the heat is amazing, Sweden has always been my favourite place on earth. In the North on a husky farm I owned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My absolute fave was meeting a chap for a social but we hadn't swapped photos. Due to it being last year and having to book a table, sit down etc I told the barmaid that was meeting a friend and that he was really tall. Well I was watching a lecture when he arrived and had just taken my glasses off and ...

We talked, we laughed, we cried for hours ... then both absolutely had to leave so said our good byes and ...

She came over and said "I know you said he was tall but you never said he was soooooo good looking"

The only thing was ... I had never put my glasses back on and had no idea!

Many months later and he met my adult daughter when she was visiting and in her words "he's just like an older version of Gerard Butler ....

I still had never noticed

Was an awesome meeting from fab!!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh why not...I'm in x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Quack. Always Quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"Peeks over the wall

Xx"

You need to remove your filters if you want to play lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Probably my vintage style 6 strap suspender girdle and seamed stockings. And I have a cone bra that looks nice with it. I'm not really a lingerie fan to be honest, I prefer being naked...I'm going to have to go shopping before any club visits

P. S. I wouldn't say excited, but I'm looking forward to it...also wondering if I'll have to deal with any fecking eejits again or if I'll just be able to enjoy myself this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's such a difficult question to answer as I haven't actually meet any forumites ...

But there is definitely a certain Irish gentleman's legs, a gentleman from Hampshire's chest rug ... a foreign gentleman's sense of humour and definitely s certain someone's sense of adventure

To be honest that's really all I can think of and unfortunately terrible at remembering names! But roll all those into one and I'd be a jelly!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop in for a bit

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Prom type dress

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wit.

Thumb rings.

A sense of playfulness bordering on mischievous.

But wit first and foremost. My pretentious side adores it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not especially - its always more interesting to see other people's answers...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The ones I accidentally bought yesterday and am blaming Mrs Racer for entirely.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd listen and have a play. Then after the 30 seconds it took me to get off I'd take off my hearing aid and go to sleep.... missing all the rest lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Jessica Chastain x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I want you...now

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

A hotdog to make him wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the first one Soooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be subtle

A bit of cheek, a little flash, knowing you are wearing/not wearing something, bite your lip, showing a little too much, bending over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mio Dio hell yes! The more of an adventure the better ... when are we going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes I would. Somewhere on the coast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit ..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Mellifluous and confelicity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately our fab journey has yet to start.

... but very hopeful for the future

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's all about that first kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha

Ummm... Girls just wana have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh i don't know... That NotSoPosh one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never at the top of a mountain, are you offering?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Count me in

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

And again x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Slide your hand up my arm to the back of my neck, pull me hard against you and kiss me. That'll start me off....

Then the other hand up my leg, under my skirt and over my stockings to make me shiver....

Push me down onto whatever flat surface we happen to find ourselves closest to, and slide my skirt up while you push my knees apart. Then let your fingers do the talking until I let loose completely.

Or offer me coffee, look me in the eyes and tell me you're going to fuck me. Quite frankly that'll work right now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooooh i don't know... That NotSoPosh one

Whatever it is..... you know I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends how good you are doesn't it? unfortunately im not one of those that can do it on command.. you have to work for it if you want the drowning my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/04/21 16:31:03]"

My human donkey will be ... are you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small one on the inside of my wrist too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my god YES

i live for the FFFFF

NSP

Kitty

Sparkle

MrsRacer

Don't think you'd be able to film it.. you'd spontaneously combust!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'm back until dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those all-encompassing spoons where you accidentally on purpose rub your dick on my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds, because he'd make the time we're stuck HILARIOUS!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

12. Forearms, calves, ankles and my foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh my god YES

i live for the FFFFF

NSP

Kitty

Sparkle

MrsRacer

Don't think you'd be able to film it.. you'd spontaneously combust!

The camera would survive and carry on filming, for all of history to remember such a momentus occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

Now I've got all sorts of images in my head....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My trusty GHD's, a lot of time, and plenty of burns on my ears and neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

Now I've got all sorts of images in my head...."
loving the blue hair posh

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Knew it wouldn't take long...

No idea whats for dinner, I'm craving pizza but I don't think it will be that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

And you made me believe it was all a out me NYC you rotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one and it's "guns" ... when a lot younger actually knocked myself out cold walking into a lamppost whilst checking some out

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

And you made me believe it was all a out me NYC you rotter "

I’m not even sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK 2 from this thread fir a night....

First Quack, start with some gently nipple play then tieing her up then bringing in the paddle flogger n teasing....the rest I'll.keep some mystery...

NSP, letting her use her toys as she fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In bed with one or two (female) people who’ve responded to this thread

Not you mumbles

NYC, not what u just said in private message to me, something about crawling over broken glass

The worst part is he’s not even lying!!! Just a shame I was talking about a different forumite

And you made me believe it was all a out me NYC you rotter

I’m not even sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"OK 2 from this thread fir a night....

First Quack, start with some gently nipple play then tieing her up then bringing in the paddle flogger n teasing....the rest I'll.keep some mystery...

NSP, letting her use her toys as she fits

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay so you, me, and MrsSapphire (if i could convince her to try the bi side for a night)

We'd have dinner and drinks and laughs and possibly dancing.. Or cards against humanity. Then accidentally on purpose end up in bed.

No i lie.

I wouldn't make it that far.

Naked on the living room floor would do me just grand. Ideally being ploughed by yourself while I got to know Sapphire a little better

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not bloody fab straight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun fact, i don't actually own straighteners

if i attempt it, i just dry it straight, when i get out of the shower

but it never really works, and the ginger afro shows up shortly thereafter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I had to pick 3 men and 3 women for what this person suggested its a very hard choice but men would be

Chunkygent he is my wingman after all.

Fiddlesticks he is a cool dude

And just from Beckyandjust

As he is a top guy and a mate

Woman thats even harder again as there is so so many but im gonna go with shortarse.. she is lovely and a good friend with a great bum

Quacksplat so I could kiss every one of her freckles one by one and _parkle1974 those eyes get me every time

I could have picked any number of other women to join that party and wish you gave me more than an option of 3 though

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Well as you mentioned it how about you, nsp, Lu (purplehaze fame) and myself head out to a club, dressed to kill with a flick of the hair, dance and swig gin cocktails then take over the dungeon for a show to end all shows....

What was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like a funny game.

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out and back to work, it's been a hoot! Enjoy all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well as you mentioned it how about you, nsp, Lu (purplehaze fame) and myself head out to a club, dressed to kill with a flick of the hair, dance and swig gin cocktails then take over the dungeon for a show to end all shows....

What was the question again?

I don't even care what the question was. I'm in.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Thailand to see my uncle. Help out in his restaurant and farm, chill in the sun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the question again?

I don't even care what the question was. I'm in. "

oh my god

YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww thankyou!

Hmmm I think for a drink (hopefully you'll come straight from work in your work gear

) get to know eachother a bit, have a laugh, see where it takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just open a bottle of white wine so let’s do it?

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

The 2 would be the initial part of seeing her naked and giving oral.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What was the question again?

I don't even care what the question was. I'm in.

oh my god

YES! "

Knew it would be you! This needs to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take you out for a nice meal wine you and dine you then take you back to your house lay you out on your bed and treat you just the way you should be treated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Right now I'm thinking that the night out that Cherry described is the best plan.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No, but I did once answer the door to the butcher while wearing a very tightly laced corset and almost fell out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite part about it is the satisfaction I get from watching my partner at the time orgasm one way or the other be it from oral my hands or penetration ita the biggest turn on in the world knowing u have made someone else orgasm x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm about to right now

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

I feel useless now. Never had any crazy requests. Think I’m too vanilla

To me, choking a girl, or spanking her, is crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sp... foreplay but my kind of... kinky ones

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

We’re in!

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Princess Leia in the gold bikini.

But I’d prefer naked, blindfold on and on your knees as I let myself into your home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like you to dress up as a sexy secretary white shirt black dress and I'm a a tech support person there seems to be a problem with your computer and I need to look under your desk be sure to be wearing hold ups and as I go down to check out the problem I can see up your skirt

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Actual phobias. No.

I’m not keen on heights

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Sperm

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm still in

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Love avin sex in open .cinemas. clubs .risky places x

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Right now I'm thinking that the night out that Cherry described is the best plan."

We are so doing it soon!!

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over a year ago

One day a leprechaun was really angry because anything he touched was ruined.

- Damn! Am I really so ugly that even an ugly witch wont to shag me?

He kicked the cucumber

- Ouch! It hurts! Said cucumber

- What the hell! - said leprechaun.

Since when veggies can talk?!

- I am a magical cucumber

I will give you what you want but you have to give me a favour. - said cucumber

- What do you want from me you tasteless veggie, huh?

Do tell and I will think if thats a good deal

- Go to the pub, there is a pool table. Whistle 12 times, please.

- And then what will happen? Dont cheat on me, cucumber!

- And every time you whistle, then a beautiful maiden will appear

- Thats all? And what I suppose to do with all of them?

- Hmmm... - said cucumber.

- Use your brain, leprechaun. I have heard the gossip that you are very ugly but also very smart...

- Ok, I will do whatever I want with them, and there is nothing hidden in between?

- No. You have to bring them all to me.

- Fine, cucumber. Deal done!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My vagina...because I need my mouth for talking

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely B a pirate orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm about to right now

???? lucky one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

1. Me on top

2. Doggy

3. Missionary with legs draped over your shoulders

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You

Quack

Him

And that's as much as you get out of me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Pirate orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Me on top

2. Doggy

3. Missionary with legs draped over your shoulders "
in that order???

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"1. Me on top

2. Doggy

3. Missionary with legs draped over your shoulders in that order???

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Me on top

2. Doggy

3. Missionary with legs draped over your shoulders in that order???

Yes x"
I'll be there asap

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Invented the phrase pirate orgy...

Um not sure, possibly finding each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely Italian

But i will never do seafood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We have a list of things we want to do and one involves C being blindfolded and also another person being blindfolded. They never get to see each other at all...only I will.

A threesome with a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id go out on a nightbout with Robert downey jnr what a great night that would be to go out drinking with Tony stark. I'm guessing you wanted to know what celeb before sexual night out but u didnt word it that way lol. So yer a night on the beer with iron man and geek out about everyinthing marvel

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Feeling the heat from his body against mine, running my nails gently over his back, arms, chest and thighs..feel him grow in my hands as he turns towards me, that sexy smile on his face and the mischievous glint in his eye showing me he is ready for more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling the heat from his body against mine, running my nails gently over his back, arms, chest and thighs..feel him grow in my hands as he turns towards me, that sexy smile on his face and the mischievous glint in his eye showing me he is ready for more x"
core blimey misses im not sure what the question you was asked was but im a bit warm under the collar reading that

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

For Kitty, turn on: eyes! Turn off: bad smells

For the Boy, turn on: dominant women: turn off: stereotypical overly sexual chat!

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my other half.

no one comes close. never has. never will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being outdoors, so definitely camping

Lots of things to do

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Because I received my first eyeroll in some time that's left me in a state of shock.

I'd slowly lick the tip, swirling my tongue around the head, savouring the sweetness I'd so patiently waited for, making sure not to miss a drop of the sweet nectar. When I can't take it any longer I'd allow my lips to envelop its entirety, enjoying the contrast between the warmth of my breath and the coolness.

Happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it’s not as much about the sex although do miss it a lot miss someone to talk to to enjoy life again miss hugs and snuggling and the closeness and to laugh with someone again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That look he gives me that makes me whimper.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Me and maybe 4 women watching them pleasure each orther as I watch and just join in and enjoy the beautiful women in front of me x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Back in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A smile followed by his humour. Both can put me at ease in a second x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Start with a lingering kiss, both not wanting to break it, flirty chat over a couple of drinks, fleeting touches..knowing looks, building the sexual tension until....

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

One day at work, Anya received a beautiful flower bouquet. In it, she counted 11 flowers and found a short note in it. It was written in beautiful lettering and said:

“My love for you will last until the day the last flower in this bouquet dies.”

The note was from her husband who had gone on a business trip. Unsure as to what to make of the message, she went home in the evening and soaked the flowers with water. One day after another, the flowers became a little less beautiful until they all died. All but one flower. This was the day when she realized that there was one artificial flower in the bouquet that would last forever.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

In ideal world at least 4 times .would need 3 days 2 recover lol x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As I haven't had any more questions, I am bowing out to get my dinner

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Were in, now who to message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single I’d like to be able to have sex Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning!

And maybe weds evening for hump day. If I was in a perfect relationship then whenever I’m home from working away, then every time one of us has a naughty thought x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

His fingers held either side of my head gently but his kiss was so full of passion x

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

All depends what mood were in! He is probably the dominant as in hair pulling and arse slapping, where as if on a meet its definitely me that's the dominant one I like being in control especially with a single guy, I like putting on a show and having them both turned on and wanting more

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I'm in!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cant think of an actual fictional character but one who dreams a lot would be a good match as my life seems to be full of dreams atm...I’m doing things I only dreamt about before

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

Tony Stark. Loves gadgets, gets his own way, and is called Tony.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play if it’s still going x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably although I am fifty six lol love to just have hugs cuddles

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

I am in. Ah, go on!

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

There is something about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Scottie Thompson, from NCIS. I think it's the eyes.

And Lauren Holly.

I might have to ring in sick at work....

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm way late today but, in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A sexy man

Music

I’d like to say wine but I suppose I ought to say water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret camera? The best place is kitchen

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not in any rush but a swinging relationship would be great but never going to happen x

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

I think the late ones should do a forfeit haha

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By *heNYCSausage OP Man
over a year ago

Everton

As soon as it was made public then yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right now?

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