FabSwingers.com forum: I want to break freeeeee.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon one, c'mon all....

You know deep down that no matter how strong your fab flirting game is, there will be people you chat with, banter with in the forums or admire from afar that have pushed you inadvertently (or intentionally) into

*echo effect on*

THE FRIENDZONE...Zone...zone....

*echo effect off*

Now is your chance to break free of the shackles of "just good friends" and declare publically, or in private, that you want to dance the funky chicken with someone in their budoir.

Play nicely and remember folks, it's all a bit of fun!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My secret funky chicken list will remain a secret, just incase I make a total tool of myself

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Tbf the Irish sea is more of a barrier than the friend zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be honest. There’s just nobody really tickling my pickle at the moment. I’ve always wanted to dance the funky chicken with sensuallover1000 for about 4 years but he’s still keeping me hanging

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

He's a hard one to crack even if you do try solving his maths profile.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

He's a hard one to crack even if you do try solving his maths profile. "

He is! I shall continue to stalk and pester though

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Our pickle is available to tickle with the right bi guy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.

And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I'm even in the FriendZone

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I quickly go off someone if i think the interest isn't returned. They're always plenty who will after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.

And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrmmmmmm..........

. Nah, better not.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Oh theres one. But he knows I want out of the zone. So I'll not embarrass him by publicly naming.

He will read this and smirk no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.

And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock."

You had me at hello

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I quickly go off someone if i think the interest isn't returned. "

This

I never pine for long

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got lady freinds who chat to on hear but no one fancy’s me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

Unless it was Princess Peach. She scares the shit outta me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

I know - I'm just bloody adorable.

It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.

They're not laughing at me now.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

Unless it was Princess Peach. She scares the shit outta me! "

I don't think she's ever spoken to me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

I know - I'm just bloody adorable.

It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.

They're not laughing at me now.

I got called a fat ugly diva this morning

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

I know - I'm just bloody adorable.

It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.

They're not laughing at me now.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

I know - I'm just bloody adorable.

It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.

They're not laughing at me now.

I got called a fat ugly diva this morning

. "

Oi. You're not a diva.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

I know - I'm just bloody adorable.

It's okay - I've taken up a new hobby - comedy.

They're not laughing at me now.

I got called a fat ugly diva this morning

Oi. You're not a diva.

. I’m actually not but I can see why people may think it.

And cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.

Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?

Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

Take a breath Nora, put the gun down...slooooowly now. That’s it. Now come and have a cup of tea and some lovely cream cakes

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I just seem to end up in the friendzone.

Which is a step up from when i just used to get laughed at.

But what an absolute diamond of a friend you are

PS who laughed??

. I’ll fuckin sort em!

Take a breath Nora, put the gun down...slooooowly now. That’s it. Now come and have a cup of tea and some lovely cream cakes"

. I’d love too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.

And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock."

In defence of guys like that (me included) we're not great at picking up subtle hints

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.

Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?

Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world?"

Whilst you’re looking for my pickle can you see if you can find my g spot too and let me know where it is. Thankyou muchly

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sorry FT didn’t mean to hijack your thread

. You know you tickle my pickle anyway x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I don't care about being friendzoned.

It's irrelevant.

I'm not going to be upset because I can't fuck someone who I find attractive.

And if they don't feel about me the way I feel about them guess what... I will live. I won't be crying on my death bed because I didn't get to lay every woman I fancied.

And conversely I won't be laying on my death bed thinking about all the women I did lay. That's not how life works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall update should my pickle be tickled by anyone else

Shit. I found out about the clitoris. Read and studied it via womens' magazines. Then I had to do the same after the G-Spot came out. Learnt more about them over t'internet.

Now, at my age, I find out about the pickle. When did I miss that one?

Still, now that I know, I will study hard. That's what made so good with a clitoris and a G-Spot. Are you ready for a pickle tickling that will rock your world?

Whilst you’re looking for my pickle can you see if you can find my g spot too and let me know where it is. Thankyou muchly

No problem. It's differs for each lady but we always discover it. We just both will have to be an explorer.

Back to the thread. I only have a few connections on here but I think I have just been "friended".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry FT didn’t mean to hijack your thread

. You know you tickle my pickle anyway x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think the pickle tickler knows. If he doesn't then he's not as clever as I think he is.

And has the intuition and observation skills of a rock.

In defence of guys like that (me included) we're not great at picking up subtle hints

I'm approximately as subtle as a brick through a window.

A brick attached to a wrecking ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m in the friend zone of a few who I’d like to tickle their pickle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes indeed

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