FabSwingers.com forum: R.I.P Lornas Bush

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Breaking news....

I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...

It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died

Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve just held a two minute silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just held a two minute silence.

Its appreciated. Its a sad day!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I shall wear black and close my curtains

RIP Lorna’s bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall wear black and close my curtains

RIP Lorna’s bush

Thank you.

It severed me well but is no more!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Breaking news....

I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...

It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died

Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......

Was it the smell of her socks that pushed it over the edge.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I’ve just held a two minute silence.

Its appreciated. Its a sad day!"

I’m lighting a Yankee candle now

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I shall wear black and close my curtains

RIP Lorna’s bush

Thank you.

It severed me well but is no more!"

Did you have no help in caring for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking news....

I have just heard that Lorna has a dead Bush...

It has happily sat around her house for 13 years but due to neglect it has died

Can we take a moment to mourn the loss of Lornas bush......

Was it the smell of her socks that pushed it over the edge.

Oi!!! My socks and the feet inside them smell of roses!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I feel your pain LornaJo.

I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I shall wear black and close my curtains

RIP Lorna’s bush

Thank you.

It severed me well but is no more!

Did you have no help in caring for it? "

I did try to give it a trim a few times but it didnt seem to help.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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A neglected bush is a very sad sight indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just held a two minute silence.

Its appreciated. Its a sad day!

I’m lighting a Yankee candle now

My bush appreciates your efforts of remembrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain LornaJo.

I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x"

Mine had huge holes in!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I feel your pain LornaJo.

I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x

Mine had huge holes in!

It did...people walking past would often stop and peer in!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I feel your pain LornaJo.

I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x

Mine had huge holes in!

What??? Mines rather healthy looking

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I feel your pain LornaJo.

I have a massive bush - I've grown & cultured it for many a year - be gutted if it died on me x

Mine had huge holes in!

It did...people walking past would often stop and peer in!"

Ah, one of THOSE bushes......

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Can I ask how did bush die , I mean neglect , accidental or just good old age ? Feel free to talk /confess ,,,, maybe lessons could be learnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask how did bush die , I mean neglect , accidental or just good old age ? Feel free to talk /confess ,,,, maybe lessons could be learnt "

Well I just sort of left it alone and gave it a trim every month in the spring/summer and just left it alone the rest of the time but apparently it had fungus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad time for you..its nesting time too.. cant cut my bush..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...

Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad time for you..its nesting time too.. cant cut my bush.."

It's OK even the birds wouldn't nest in it was so manky so they nest in the eaves of my house instead.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hope you've given it a proper send off!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Won't you miss your Bush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you've given it a proper send off!

Ohh hello lovely, its been a while.

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

You’ll need a Bushmills whiskey to drown your sorrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Won't you miss your Bush?"

No the fucker was the bane of my life to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll need a Bushmills whiskey to drown your sorrows."

Ohh good plan

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You're now bushless?

That's not anyway for a grown woman to be. RIP Lorna's bush.

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Maybe the council could pop over and assess what’s left where bush was ? Lots of options , maybe insert something you like and call regularly to treat it and keep you happy , we do pay council tax and I would love to see your new bush grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...

Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.

To be fair, a wall's not gonna die on you, now. Solid choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding Dong, the bush is dead

Which bush dead?

The lorna bush

Ding Dong, the bush is dead!

Happy day!

Wake up you sleepy head

Rub your eyes, get out of that bed

Wake up, the bush is dead

Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below

Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out

Sing the news out

Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low

Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Did you beat around the bush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear that but please tell me you decided to cremate it because you know...

Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.

To be fair, a wall's not gonna die on you, now. Solid choice

This is very true.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lorna. Words cannot convey the sadness I've felt at the loss of your bush. It is only not I've been able to articulate myself.

Please accept my condolences.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

RIP Lorna’s bush

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Ding Dong, the bush is dead

Which bush dead?

The lorna bush

Ding Dong, the bush is dead!

Happy day!

Wake up you sleepy head

Rub your eyes, get out of that bed

Wake up, the bush is dead

Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below

Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out

Sing the news out

Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low

Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!

I’ve sang that out loud ..... I may need to record this and send to Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Dong, the bush is dead

Which bush dead?

The lorna bush

Ding Dong, the bush is dead!

Happy day!

Wake up you sleepy head

Rub your eyes, get out of that bed

Wake up, the bush is dead

Its gone where the goblins go below, below, below

Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out

Sing the news out

Ding Dong, the merry, oh, sing it high and sing it low

Let them know the bushy MCbush is dead!

I’ve sang that out loud ..... I may need to record this and send to Lorna

Oh my goodness I love this.

And cookie I look forward to listening to your rendition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.

Reading this thread defaulting to innuendos, this is my favourite quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Its being ripped out and replaced with a wall.

Reading this thread defaulting to innuendos, this is my favourite quote"

Its going to be a big wall as it was a very big bush!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hope you've given it a proper send off!

Ohh hello lovely, its been a while.

Helllooooo! I was away in the States and caught covid so wasn't around as really wasn't well

Back til late summer I think though now

Hope you n yours are good (meaning Ash, not your bush!)

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