FabSwingers.com forum: Surely not, More lies about the person above

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist

You know the rules so be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Master of the single entendre...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented the egg whisk and can't say the word 'cheese'.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

loves to dance the gay gordon to house music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keeps telling blatant lies about folk

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Absoluty hate punk music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist

You know the rules so be gentle

Not again grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyes her pubic thatch purple and is allergic to the colour blue.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Dyes her pubic thatch purple and is allergic to the colour blue. "
has an extra long sausage....roll

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Sorry for starting it again but i couldnt resist

You know the rules so be gentle

Not again grrrrrrr

lmao sorry

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meets

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meets"
i still have the habit

is really the pope

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"was a nun untill 3 months ago and used to sneak out of the convent to get to her swinging meetsi still have the habit

is really the pope

sshhhhhhhh you promised not to tell, bless you my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is secretly the love child of Bungle and Freddie from Rainbow.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is the fifth teletubbie

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

cant wait to dust her halloween broom off

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doesn't play, doesn't meet, doesn't munch, doesn't leave the house, loves pot noodles

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By *ocialchameleonMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The inventor of sherbet dib dabs and elbow patches on cardigans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a regular market stall selling part worn sex toys and cabbage.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Supplier to discerning market stalls

Wipes bum with cabbage leaves

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By *ocialchameleonMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Owes me for six bags of cabbage

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Smells of cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrote 'cruciferous vegetables of Britain: A spotters guide', and hates anything Norwegian.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Wrote 'cruciferous vegetables of Britain: A spotters guide', and hates anything Norwegian. "

Oi, I love Blue Parrots

Works as a temp at Costa Coffee

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thinks barista is a rude word

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thinks a new avatar will get him more meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's actually a Nottingham Forest fan !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a lasagne that is called Elvis

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The new av is a disguise,

Bathes in lasagne under a new moon in any month with an r in it

Also snorts Parmesan like its coca cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is secretly Elvis the lasagne

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is a naked Italian elvis impersonator

With a tiny minestrone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covers themselves in butter and rolls around on a freshly cut lawn shouting lick me! lick me!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually Don Warrington's love child

Wears Hawian shirts everyday

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is actually Don Warrington's love child

Wears Hawian shirts everyday "
sniffs frogspawn

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Swaddled herself in old men's combinations

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Swaddled herself in old men's combinations"
Drove one of the balckcabs for the spice girls...then copped a feel when he helped said spicegirl out of cab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wipe cats bums at the station

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It was ginger, she was gagging for it and she is a real ginger too

Thinks the moody wearing shades look is cool

Not when yer wiping a cats bum with a cabbage leaf it aint

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has a nickname for his co*k,

now hes taaking matters into his own hands..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I cal it Percy and I have it tattooed on the side, naughty girls know its real name is Percival

Masturbates from side to side, because of the lack of length

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

I saw the Earl of Lucan at a swinger's party last month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a weave

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

is the man in the malteaser advert

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Have zimmer frame races along the prom

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

wears mirrored glasses so he can see his reflection in windows

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wear matching kinky kagouls with dainty finger holes

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

wears licorice allsorts wellies when buying his pants in primarni x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Plays hunt the sausage with Bertie Bassett

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"Plays hunt the sausage with Bertie Bassett "
pmsl or hunt the donut with muffin the mule lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Scottish couple who eat haggis all day at weekends

Only interested in repeats of Jeremy Kyle during the week

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

digs for potatoes on his allotment and sells them to onestop

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has a potato kink

Slicing them and stuffing up arse like a moneybox

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

works in maccy dees as a bun spreader x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You wanna go large?

Lost their happy starburger franchise When the colonel came licking his fingers

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

super size me lol xx you nutter

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

keeps ferrets in his pants,and for a bit of fun sends in a rabbit

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

has a fetish for hiding in the wardrobe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no interest in group sex

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

hides her fetish gear in the wardrobe and pretends to be straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has sex sporadically with nuns and vicars

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

has a pair of clackerstied to his sporan

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hides his frilly pink nylon knickers in his sporran

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

has a stand in job for the local cheerleaders

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers to wear big off whit grannie pants

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

and your point is

wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Not bad legs for a bloke, used to hang around the coal miners showers selling second hand soapy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and your point is

wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails"

was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

works in local car wash as a bug scraper x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"works in local car wash as a bug scraper x"

is a bug in a local car wash

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"and your point is

wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails

was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it "
wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

lady bug here lol

is the model for lurpak light as an after sun lotion

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

normally wears her stockings on here legs - and then performs handstands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and your point is

wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails

was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays"

strums her guitar to pics of fat men in lederhosen - and not only on bank holidays !

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

has crispy skin,cos doesnt use sun lotion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lady bug here lol

is the model for lurpak light as an after sun lotion"

oh that's made me chuckle

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"and your point is

wears legwarmers made out of squirrel tails

was once a member of hitler youth and has the blonde pigtails to prove it wears laderhosen,but only on bank holidays

strums her guitar to pics of fat men in lederhosen - and not only on bank holidays !"
damn you sussed me out

is the fat man she strums her guitar to

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes toasted sandwiches from prawn cocktail crisps and excema

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers being blocked to making up replies in the forum

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

borrows his sisters sox when he cant his own

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Loves a stiff sock to sniff

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

saves his stiff soxs n sells em on the net x

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

he buys your old smelly socks to sniff

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

i dont wear soxs

im going to start now lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

has a secret goat herd in the back of there yonder

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tried getting a guy to wank into a stocking, upset when it dribbled out like a tea bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je suis un rockstar

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pornstar name is Steve Spunkswallower

Wears used spandex underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicked Bruce Willis's vest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once went to Outer Mongolia & found their inner selves

Both wear latex on Sundays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole BamBam's latex for his own use today

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Stole BamBam's latex for his own use today

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never learnt to "walk the dinosaur"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was actually running from the dinosaurs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Was actually running from the dinosaurs

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has rude names for the older women of the forums

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Her tits are actually 1 gooseberry and quite astonishingly 1/2 an apricot

has never finished a sudoku puzzle

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Is the head of Mensa with an IQ of 210 - but still cant wipe his own bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spends all his time perving the local bus drivers

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

is secretly james bonds dad

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

in their spare time go up to London and hang a round outside MI5 pretending to work there

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Watches fabsters playing I spy outside MI6 headquarters while queuing to get into the royal vauxhall tavern. One day he will be up there, on stage in the drag revue

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

for one night and one night only lilly go lightly will perform a burlesque to the highland fling

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Barred from their local Darby and Joan club for dancing a fan dance to Ravels bolero on the bar during the Sunday night bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barred from their local Darby and Joan club for dancing a fan dance to Ravels bolero on the bar during the Sunday night bingo"

has never worn shades, but has huge eyes

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Love melons too

Too posh to wear a bra, employs a flunky to hold her unfeasably shaped bosums up

It's ok until the flunky trips on a kerb

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Loves me loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves me loads

is infact a darlick , and no stairs cant save you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will end this post.......

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has delusions of adequacy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works down a coalmine

Has garlic bread with every meal

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hates Black Sabbath, AC/DC and Pink Floyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

real name tale fafemme ................

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is really a biscwit

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

fell into the gorilla enclosure!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is susan boyles number one fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulled her in

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

took out pablos eye when using her thong as a sling shot!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sells her used thongs to innocent boy scouts as catapults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moonlights as Tom Cruses body double.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paints animal faces on her norks and hides in racks of cuddly toys to frighten the kids.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can't find a bra to fit her

Is really a bus driver from Milton Keynes

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Still laughing at the scarey norks

PorUing milk on his shreddies has nothing to do with breakfast

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only socializes after 6 cans of Red Bull

Took his cat for a walk & got arrested for dogging under the trades description act

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

ena sharples is still waiting for him to paint her fence

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

gave a police man a blow job so as not to get a speeding ticket

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

haha i did to lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

man from atlantis couldnt find the off mode for his night goggles

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has several things in common with post spice .... Bunion, boob job , and married to a guy called David, ...

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

lol is confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head...wall...head....wall it goes on!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

knits vests out of spagetti for him lol

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

vests lol me finger slipped

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Covers vests in tomato sauce and boils them for dinner

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

with fish fingers and peas mmmm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sprinkles Parmesan cheese on his cock before he has a wank

Plays hoop-la with spaghetti hoops on his cock, regrettably they all fit

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

stand in double for brad pit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Still takes a pack up lunch to work as can't work out how to open a Pot Noodle

Has a treasured collection of long deceased wasps on his windowsill

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

plants the cabbages in gardners world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats baked beans out of a cowboy hat every lunch time while reading a 1994 copy of Fiesta readers wives

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Only person to be the victim in a sheep worrying trial

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sleeptalks in Swahili

Sleepwalks in Susan's stockings suspenders & stilettos

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Taking Swahili lessons in the hope he sleepwalks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attends doctors surgery early on a Monday morning to goose all the old ladies

Has dreadlocks in his pubes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

His birthday is on April the 1st

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Real name is Mr T

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

has vagazzled his cock and shaved an arrow, pointing down into his chest hair..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"has vagazzled his cock and shaved an arrow, pointing down into his chest hair.."

You know me so well

Only cooks Sunday dinners on a Saturday

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

watching corri on catch up so he can crack on out over dedrie....

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to cook roast beef with chestnuts - but did not want to be castrated

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats Oxtail soup while it's still attached to the Ox

Walks with a dodgy limp when claiming benefit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a Derbyshire cowboy

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

is selling dodgy fake copies of 50 shades of orange to dale winton and his friends.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Steals charity tins from cornershop counters

Blows raspberries at little kids

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Got sacked as a morris dancer, as his bells n stick werent big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monty Im here!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

is secretly addicted to collecting used porn mags to smell them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Was rejected as a reader's wife as she was not married & can't read

Bakes Fairy Cakes several times a day to feed her two cats Tle Dum & Tle Dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once failed as a stunt double for dave from chas and dave and now makes a living as a fluffer for ron jeremy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Actually owns a Tonka Truck

Goes to bingo every Saturday night with his auntie Doris who drinks him under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually owns a Tonka Truck

Goes to bingo every Saturday night with his auntie Doris who drinks him under the table "
apart from the fact I don't have an auntie doris that isn't far from the truth lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Dreams about Ron Jeremy on a peculiarly regular basis

Always wanted to be in a boy band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dreams about Ron Jeremy on a peculiarly regular basis

Always wanted to be in a boy band "

Wishes he was Ron Jeremy... But is more like Ron Weasley...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Keeps one weasel and one ferret down his trousers

Only sings in falsetto now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps one weasel and one ferret down his trousers

Only sings in falsetto now "

Coming from Victoria Beckhams singing coach, I'll take that as a compliment...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Is a translator for Golden Balls

Can't do the Yankee accent though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a translator for Golden Balls

Can't do the Yankee accent though"

Official Golden Balls Polisher...

With infinite experience of yanking...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Wears white suits with lime green shoes

Dreams of being Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aspires to my dress sense and sporting prowess...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Isn't bad for a one legged arse kicking Gold Medallist

Secretly a sperm donor for the blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't bad for a one legged arse kicking Gold Medallist

Secretly a sperm donor for the blind "

A one legged arse who likes to be kicked...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

rides a one legged horse,then wonders why he only goes round in circles

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Wears mauve bri nylon underwear

Converses in fluent Italian to Japanese tourists

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Wears mauve bri nylon underwear

Converses in fluent Italian to Japanese tourists "
your so random lol

puts the fortunes in fortune cookies on nightshift in a factory in deepest oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laceytop was the queens stunt double who jumped with bond at the olympics opening ceremony

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Has a coffee sprinkled with sawdust every morning

Has a pet woodlouse called Eric

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Upset Ron Jeremy when Ron found out he keeps pet wood lice in his mouth to keep them warm while he is fluffing porn stars

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