FabSwingers.com forum: Roast me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be rind

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Roast me then

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A normal roasting or a spit roasting?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A normal roasting or a spit roasting?"

Roast tata

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A normal roasting or a spit roasting?

Roast tata"

Oh I love those. I’m definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rosti

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

You look like the spawn of Skeletor and the Elephant man.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A normal roasting or a spit roasting?

Roast tata

Oh I love those. I’m definitely in

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A normal roasting or a spit roasting?"

Spit roasted for me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A normal roasting or a spit roasting?

Spit roasted for me."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Seems no roasting is going on

Tea anyone?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Roast me then"

You couldn't tickle Mr Tickle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me then

You couldn't tickle Mr Tickle"

Is that it

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

"Roast me then"

Elton John called, he wants his style back.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Roast me then

You couldn't tickle Mr Tickle

Is that it

I went for playful rather than hurtful

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me then

Elton John called, he wants his style back. "
.is that it c'mon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it I’m in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me then

You couldn't tickle Mr Tickle

Is that it

I went for playful rather than hurtful"
.which is lovely but its only fun x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Roast me then

You couldn't tickle Mr Tickle

Is that it

I went for playful rather than hurtful.which is lovely but its only fun x"

Fair dinkum, a sniper wouldn't take you out

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

I'd rather be a scouser then a manc

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

I'd rather be a scouser then a manc "

Hes Scottish

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

I'd rather be a scouser then a manc "

Alpha

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

I'd rather be a scouser then a manc

Alpha

I thought South Manchester

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

"Roast me then

Elton John called, he wants his style back. .is that it c'mon

A bit of lipstick and my big toe would make a more convincing woman than you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me or say I’m in to get Roasted, let’s have a laugh

I'd rather be a scouser then a manc

Alpha

I thought South Manchester "

Oops your right sorry I thought it was Mr bants soz xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me then

Elton John called, he wants his style back. .is that it c'mon

A bit of lipstick and my big toe would make a more convincing woman than you.

Doubt it lipstick and athlete's foot dont mix

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

"Roast me then

Elton John called, he wants his style back. .is that it c'mon

A bit of lipstick and my big toe would make a more convincing woman than you.

Doubt it lipstick and athlete's foot dont mix

Tell that to the circus clown that does your make-up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Roast me then

Elton John called, he wants his style back. .is that it c'mon

A bit of lipstick and my big toe would make a more convincing woman than you.

Doubt it lipstick and athlete's foot dont mix

Tell that to the circus clown that does your make-up."

But you do my make up.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Seems no roasting is going on

Tea anyone?"

You've been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Seems no roasting is going on

Tea anyone?

You've been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle"

Doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and hopefully it’s spit ha ha

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Seems no roasting is going on

Tea anyone?

You've been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle

Doubt it "

You mean doubt...fire?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Seems no roasting is going on

Tea anyone?

You've been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's rifle

Doubt it

You mean doubt...fire?"

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Anyways I'm staying away from this roast

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anyways I'm staying away from this roast"

Your in

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Anyways I'm staying away from this roast

Your in"

Dammn

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Will marinate you 1st with salt, smoked paprika & bbq sauce before I roast

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm.out x

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

"Will marinate you 1st with salt, smoked paprika & bbq sauce before I roast

With a side order of crispy duck in orange sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you are constipated x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

He eats chalk

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?"

Dunno

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?

Dunno "

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He eats chalk"

I thought it was crayons...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?

Dunno

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

Where did you get your peepers from Texas?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?

Dunno

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

Where did you get your peepers from Texas?"

Why Texas?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's the difference between Yasmeen and a mosquito?

Dunno

A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

Where did you get your peepers from Texas?

Why Texas?"
.dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her curtains are full of spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long you keep your left over food in your beard for?

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

These are so weak haha

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *an Seeking StuffMan
over a year ago

linslade.

"In"

You look like Gillian Anderson, if she stopped looking for aliens and found a doughnut shop.

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